Well as promised, here is the add-on to my previous post where I wrote about the top 5 fears and anxieties of the greater population at large. Here are my top 5 and to be honest some are just anxieties, not actually terror.
For instance:
1- Clowns. I distrust clowns. Maybe it's because I can't tell what they are thinking behind all that make-up. Maybe because I wonder why they hang out with small kids and hide their true identities. From my perspective only superheros get a pass on the hidden identity thing. Clowns...they suck. A psychiatrist might think it was because I read Stephen King's novel, It. But I would probably chalk it up to having seen this f'ed up movie much too young.
2- Hospitals. They smell funny. Sort of like sepsis and rubbing alcohol. Oh, and expensive bills for opinions that I could have told myself. Stomach ache? Indigestion. Headache? No one knows...stress or eat better or ...you guessed it...indigestion. You heard your ankle snap? You can't see the podiatrist until your general physician verifies its broken and refers you. Sorry, by the way, you might have digestive issues.
3- Funeral homes. You would think it would be graveyards but it isn't. I hear about people who live in the funeral home. Family lives on one side, Dad does his work in the basement on dead bodies. F@ck that. Reminds me of Six Feet Under and My Girl. My Girl made me hate funeral homes even more and further associate them with tears...don't judge me.
4- Speaking of basements...I hate those too. I guess it is a combination of the dark and the unknown at its root. But I am not scared of the dark nor the unknown so much. But when you combine the two in a dank smelly basement of a 100 year old house I get a bit uncomfortable.
5- Last but not least- Being stuck in a nightmare. Another fear you can blame on bad television or that one time I thought I had sleep paralysis, but not waking from my sleep and being stuck in some continuing nightmare for all of eternity freaks me the f@ck out. Thank you Freddy Krueger. Thank you to all those people who said the best way to die is in your sleep. You have scar(r)ed me for life.
Showing posts with label Buffalo Soldiers For Nothing Best Fiction Novel. Show all posts
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Monday, February 6, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
For Nothing film adaptation Interview
As you all know the novel For Nothing is being adapted into a screenplay by Sir Thomas Humphreys of Wales. The magazine Side B recently interviewed him about his writing style, current works, family life, etc. His interview contained large portions of dialogue about For Nothing including how we met, his thoughts on the book, the screenplay, etc.
Feel free to give it a read. It is insightful as far as Thomas' writing process, flattering as far as my work is concerned, and generally pretty entertaining.
The Interview with Side B
“What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he’s staring out of the window.” - Thomas Humpherys
LH: Let’s talk about “For Nothing”: How did you get involved in writing the adaptation of Nicholas Denmon’s novel? Were you approached or did you seek it out? Had you read the book before writing it–I’m assuming you eventually read it to in fact adapt it.
TH: Where do I start with Nicholas Denmon? I was introduced to Nick about a year ago through a mutual friend; we connected on that wonderful writer’s tool, Twitter. He was an author, I was a screenwriter, so eventually his book came up in conversation, I was already working on a couple of scripts of my own at the time and in, I think, May of this year I flew out to Florida for just under a month to get away from the distractions of life here and concentrate on rewrites. I find my own company is a lot more bearable in 90 degree heat, sat next to the pool at the house there. [Click for entire interview]
Feel free to give it a read. It is insightful as far as Thomas' writing process, flattering as far as my work is concerned, and generally pretty entertaining.
The Interview with Side B
LH: Let’s talk about “For Nothing”: How did you get involved in writing the adaptation of Nicholas Denmon’s novel? Were you approached or did you seek it out? Had you read the book before writing it–I’m assuming you eventually read it to in fact adapt it.
TH: Where do I start with Nicholas Denmon? I was introduced to Nick about a year ago through a mutual friend; we connected on that wonderful writer’s tool, Twitter. He was an author, I was a screenwriter, so eventually his book came up in conversation, I was already working on a couple of scripts of my own at the time and in, I think, May of this year I flew out to Florida for just under a month to get away from the distractions of life here and concentrate on rewrites. I find my own company is a lot more bearable in 90 degree heat, sat next to the pool at the house there. [Click for entire interview]
Friday, January 6, 2012
5 things I wonder about 2012
2011 is behind us and so far 2012 seems to be much of the same. Politicians are squabbling, books and movies are being created and read or watched. I still work for a living, no one handed me 20 million dollars to relax for the rest of time. My cat still walks on my keyboard....
So as we move further into 2012, here are 5 things I wonder about:
1) Are the Mayans right? Is this the last year of our existence? If so, than my diet is pointless....just saying Mr. New Years Resolution tab keeper, you f@cking prick.
3) Where are the damned hover boards and flying cars we were promised in Back to the Future 2? They have 3...THREE...3 years to get us that shit before 2015. By the way...we seem to be pretty far off from the time machine too, which should have been made about 28 years ago. Though it is possible one exists and reality is constantly changing around me...
4) I wonder if 2012 will see the end of the Buffalo Bills playoff drought. It has been 12 years of futility and no other team playing has a current streak that long. Not even the Detroit Lions.
5) What ridiculous trend will inspire children everywhere, as well as some fragile adults? Over the years we have been graced with Pogs, GigaPets,and more recently Silly Bandz. Kids these days are not near as cool as those of us that remember Glo Worms and LiteBrite.
Have a great 2012!
So as we move further into 2012, here are 5 things I wonder about:
1) Are the Mayans right? Is this the last year of our existence? If so, than my diet is pointless....just saying Mr. New Years Resolution tab keeper, you f@cking prick.
2) Will a company called Skynet emerge and are we REALLY only 17 years away from the post-apocalyptic world portrayed in Terminator?
5) What ridiculous trend will inspire children everywhere, as well as some fragile adults? Over the years we have been graced with Pogs, GigaPets,and more recently Silly Bandz. Kids these days are not near as cool as those of us that remember Glo Worms and LiteBrite.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Black Friday and Giveaway Update!
As of right now 333 people have signed up to win one of three signed copies of For Nothing. My apologies to my international friends. I will hold an international ebook giveaway soon. I hope that will make amends for this purely U.S. driven contest.
There are 2 days left to sign up for this giveaway. Goodreads is hosting the giveaway so please feel free to log in and sign up!
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I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I completed my third Thanksgiving celebration on Sunday so needless to say I am turkey-ed out. But there are plenty of things to be thankful for:
1) My wonderful family and friends
2) Being able to have three Thanksgiving meals
3) Pants with a forgiving waistline
4) Avoiding the classic "meat sweats"
5) Sweet libations in abundance
6) Avoiding all the speed traps between Miami and Tampa, and Tampa and New Port Richey
7) Sleeping through you crazy folks spending $52 Billion on Black Friday. Crazy sale hunting hounds!
8) Did I say sleeping through Black Friday? I read that one person was stabbed, another trampled, and an entire store hit with mace. You know you can buy a lot of this stuff online right?
9) Mom's homemade cookies
10) I can almost smell Christmas. And if I couldn't, the stores will make certain I FEEL Christmas. I saw my first Christmas displays this weekend...probably because I don't shop often and failed to notice them go up just after Halloween.
There are 2 days left to sign up for this giveaway. Goodreads is hosting the giveaway so please feel free to log in and sign up!
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1) My wonderful family and friends
2) Being able to have three Thanksgiving meals
3) Pants with a forgiving waistline
4) Avoiding the classic "meat sweats"
5) Sweet libations in abundance
6) Avoiding all the speed traps between Miami and Tampa, and Tampa and New Port Richey
7) Sleeping through you crazy folks spending $52 Billion on Black Friday. Crazy sale hunting hounds!
8) Did I say sleeping through Black Friday? I read that one person was stabbed, another trampled, and an entire store hit with mace. You know you can buy a lot of this stuff online right?
9) Mom's homemade cookies
10) I can almost smell Christmas. And if I couldn't, the stores will make certain I FEEL Christmas. I saw my first Christmas displays this weekend...probably because I don't shop often and failed to notice them go up just after Halloween.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Give away time! For Nothing on Goodreads
So it is time to do another signed book giveaway! This one is running through Goodreads in advance of the release of Buffalo Soldiers. As of this second over 30 people have signed up but don't worry! There are THREE copies being given away by yours truly.
I even promise to devalue it in advance with my sloppy signature. Wow this sounds more and more like a once in a lifetime opportunity!
Anyway, here it is: --->
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I even promise to devalue it in advance with my sloppy signature. Wow this sounds more and more like a once in a lifetime opportunity!
Anyway, here it is: --->
Not here...the sidebar...to the right... ---->
Friday, October 21, 2011
Dark Places; Halloween Special Part 2
Lucy rolled over leaving her wet and mascara-streaked pillow case behind her turned head. She blinked until the moist lining around her eyes stuck heavily to her lashes and she glanced at the mug of tea that still held three-quarters of her drink. Her trembling hand reached out, but she knew she needn't touch it to know that the mug was cold, its contents colder still. She microwaved the drink half a dozen times already but her body didn't want to hold anything down and after the first incident she decided a dry mouth was better than a sore throat.
She looked past the tea and to the red lights of the digital clock on the nightstand. At a quarter past two in the morning, Darren had been missing for close to sixteen hours.The police almost left without even taking notice of the small trail of blood down the stairs. She had searched the basement for hours before and after the police left.
"Where did you see him last?" officer Thompson said after they arrived. He was armed with a notepad and pencil, his gun resting lazily on his hip.
"I saw him here. He went into the basement," she recalled between sobs. "He went down, about two minutes later I went to check and he wasn't there. The door was shut. He never came out."
"Mrs. Stansason, where did he go after he left the basement?" he sighed and looked down at his notepad as if it were a magic eight-ball with all the answers.
"What aren't you hearing? He never left, that's what I'm saying to you!" Lucy felt the heat rise into her face just recalling the nonchalance they tossed her way like left over scraps. "He went down, he never came back up."
"Tr to look at it from our point of view," the female cop said. Lucy couldn't remember her last name and she didn't really care. "He isn't down there, so he must have come out. The basement window is bolted and too high for him anyway. This door is the only way out and you said you watched it the whole time after he closed it." She looked at Lucy with darting, dark, eyes. "So, Mrs. Stansason, where did he go?"
The conversation circled the drain of futility like that for hours with a few condescending questions like, "Are you on medication?" and "have you been drinking?" thrown into the mix just for agonizing fun.
Lucy rolled over and looked at the ceiling, the wooden blades whirled in a hypnotic rhythm of vapid promises. Streaks of moonlight threw themselves across the foot of her bed. She imagined Darren on the streets alone or worse kidnapped with some sick predator. The fan continued its hum. She tucked her feet under her as she rolled to her side and brought her pillow into her arms where Darren had rested as a small child. Her feet bit at her, protesting from the miles she walked around the neighborhood asking questions. Some of those who answered their doors expressed their sympathy, some looked on her tear-streaked face and darting eyes with a mixture of worry and disinterest, and still others judged her motherhood with open contempt. She closed her eyes, shutting it all out until she could clearly picture Darren's bright smile and even brighter eyes.
The metal chain on the fan swayed back and forth, chiming every so often and allowing its voice to be added to the harmonizing blades gliding above the bed. Her eyelids drooped as anvils attached to them. The fan suddenly sounded like gentle waves lapping at the shore whispering her son's name.
Darren isn't asleep! He could be hurt!
Lucy snapped her eyes open. She expected to see the fan and the moonlight and the red clock and her tea-mug, but what she saw instead stopped her heart and sucked the air straight out of her lungs. She blinked her eyes and it was gone, or it drifted to the side, but each time she tried to focus, the translucent form had shifted and moved again. But she knew her son in any form and through any haze of sleep.
"Darren," she mumbled.
Yes mother?
"Are you safe? Tell me you're safe." She felt the sleep flying from her mind but her body felt drugged and slow to react. Her voiced sounded like a mouth stuffed with cotton.
Safe? Yes, I think so. I don't feel pain mother.
"What happened? Where are you?" Her heart rate accelerated and she felt it slamming against the top of her chest, but still she could not move.
I don't know. I think someone came for me. But...no I mustn't say, he'll get mad and then he'll hurt me!
"Who will hurt you baby? Tell me, tell me Darren!" She wiggled her fingers and felt her body jerk as if she had fallen. Her eyes fluttered and Darren faded and the moonlight returned.
No mom! I can't. Oh no! He's coming! He's coming!
Lucy sat up in the bed, breaking free of her paralysis. Her eyes snapped open but her son, or the dream of her son, was gone. She looked around the room allowing her heart a moment to slow down. She lay back on the bed. "It was all a dream," she said to the dark room around her.
No one answered. The silence beat against her ears like drums. Silent base echoed, followed gradually by a scuffling snare. Then a thud.
Lucy sat back up and looked out of her bedroom door to the long hallway that reach like a black tendril towards the kitchen. At first she didn't see anything, only heard the small scuffling. Then step by step, she saw him. His shadow seemed darker, cutting across the dark hallway in a twelve foot silhouette that snaked across the floor. Lucy stood up and took a tentative step towards him. He came closer and then she ran to him, arms outstretched.
She slid to him on her knees, the carpet immediately burning her flesh as she fell before him and lifted his little body into her arms. He smelled musty and his blue bed clothes were tattered. Tears poured in rivers of liquid salt down her cheeks. She squeezed him so hard she heard the air leave him and then she relaxed her grip and put him to the ground and back on his feet.
She could barely make out his features but she brushed the hair away from his face and away from a gash over his eye. "My baby, my baby, my baby!" His arms fell at his sides and she smoothed the wrinkles in his pajama sleeves and looked at him.
Before he said a word, she knew.
"I'm not your son Mrs. Stansason."
She knew he wasn't. She knew her son in any form.
And then she screamed.
She looked past the tea and to the red lights of the digital clock on the nightstand. At a quarter past two in the morning, Darren had been missing for close to sixteen hours.The police almost left without even taking notice of the small trail of blood down the stairs. She had searched the basement for hours before and after the police left.
"Where did you see him last?" officer Thompson said after they arrived. He was armed with a notepad and pencil, his gun resting lazily on his hip.
"I saw him here. He went into the basement," she recalled between sobs. "He went down, about two minutes later I went to check and he wasn't there. The door was shut. He never came out."
"Mrs. Stansason, where did he go after he left the basement?" he sighed and looked down at his notepad as if it were a magic eight-ball with all the answers.
"What aren't you hearing? He never left, that's what I'm saying to you!" Lucy felt the heat rise into her face just recalling the nonchalance they tossed her way like left over scraps. "He went down, he never came back up."
"Tr to look at it from our point of view," the female cop said. Lucy couldn't remember her last name and she didn't really care. "He isn't down there, so he must have come out. The basement window is bolted and too high for him anyway. This door is the only way out and you said you watched it the whole time after he closed it." She looked at Lucy with darting, dark, eyes. "So, Mrs. Stansason, where did he go?"
The conversation circled the drain of futility like that for hours with a few condescending questions like, "Are you on medication?" and "have you been drinking?" thrown into the mix just for agonizing fun.
Lucy rolled over and looked at the ceiling, the wooden blades whirled in a hypnotic rhythm of vapid promises. Streaks of moonlight threw themselves across the foot of her bed. She imagined Darren on the streets alone or worse kidnapped with some sick predator. The fan continued its hum. She tucked her feet under her as she rolled to her side and brought her pillow into her arms where Darren had rested as a small child. Her feet bit at her, protesting from the miles she walked around the neighborhood asking questions. Some of those who answered their doors expressed their sympathy, some looked on her tear-streaked face and darting eyes with a mixture of worry and disinterest, and still others judged her motherhood with open contempt. She closed her eyes, shutting it all out until she could clearly picture Darren's bright smile and even brighter eyes.
The metal chain on the fan swayed back and forth, chiming every so often and allowing its voice to be added to the harmonizing blades gliding above the bed. Her eyelids drooped as anvils attached to them. The fan suddenly sounded like gentle waves lapping at the shore whispering her son's name.
Darren isn't asleep! He could be hurt!
Lucy snapped her eyes open. She expected to see the fan and the moonlight and the red clock and her tea-mug, but what she saw instead stopped her heart and sucked the air straight out of her lungs. She blinked her eyes and it was gone, or it drifted to the side, but each time she tried to focus, the translucent form had shifted and moved again. But she knew her son in any form and through any haze of sleep.
"Darren," she mumbled.
Yes mother?
"Are you safe? Tell me you're safe." She felt the sleep flying from her mind but her body felt drugged and slow to react. Her voiced sounded like a mouth stuffed with cotton.
Safe? Yes, I think so. I don't feel pain mother.
"What happened? Where are you?" Her heart rate accelerated and she felt it slamming against the top of her chest, but still she could not move.
I don't know. I think someone came for me. But...no I mustn't say, he'll get mad and then he'll hurt me!
"Who will hurt you baby? Tell me, tell me Darren!" She wiggled her fingers and felt her body jerk as if she had fallen. Her eyes fluttered and Darren faded and the moonlight returned.
No mom! I can't. Oh no! He's coming! He's coming!
Lucy sat up in the bed, breaking free of her paralysis. Her eyes snapped open but her son, or the dream of her son, was gone. She looked around the room allowing her heart a moment to slow down. She lay back on the bed. "It was all a dream," she said to the dark room around her.
No one answered. The silence beat against her ears like drums. Silent base echoed, followed gradually by a scuffling snare. Then a thud.
Lucy sat back up and looked out of her bedroom door to the long hallway that reach like a black tendril towards the kitchen. At first she didn't see anything, only heard the small scuffling. Then step by step, she saw him. His shadow seemed darker, cutting across the dark hallway in a twelve foot silhouette that snaked across the floor. Lucy stood up and took a tentative step towards him. He came closer and then she ran to him, arms outstretched.
She slid to him on her knees, the carpet immediately burning her flesh as she fell before him and lifted his little body into her arms. He smelled musty and his blue bed clothes were tattered. Tears poured in rivers of liquid salt down her cheeks. She squeezed him so hard she heard the air leave him and then she relaxed her grip and put him to the ground and back on his feet.
She could barely make out his features but she brushed the hair away from his face and away from a gash over his eye. "My baby, my baby, my baby!" His arms fell at his sides and she smoothed the wrinkles in his pajama sleeves and looked at him.
Before he said a word, she knew.
"I'm not your son Mrs. Stansason."
She knew he wasn't. She knew her son in any form.
And then she screamed.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Dark Places; Halloween Special Part One
He always won.
"Darren! Cut that out!" His mom loved to tell him to stop doing things.
He slid across the tiled floor in his fresh white socks and reached out as the blue and red rubber ball changed direction and sped towards his face. He snapped his wrist around and caught it, chest heaving from the sprint. The red emblem on the ball matched the emblem on his blue cotton pajama shirt. His pants matched as well but he liked to tuck his pants into his socks so he looked like he wore white superhero boots.
His mother stooped down, still holding the pan she was cleaning, and grabbed the ball out of his hand. "You have so much energy! Can you please just relax until I'm done cleaning? Then we'll go to the park. I promise."
Darren let go of the ball and ran over to the counter where his orange juice waited just where he left it. The house smelt of fresh cooked bacon and his mouth tasted of it's remnants. He looked over at his mother, humming a tune he couldn't place. She really was the best cook in the world, he was sure of it. He swallowed the citrus down in between gulps of air. Superheros didn't get tired. He was going to have to train harder. The park was good for that. The swings, the jungle-gym, the tires, they all were great to practice on.
His mom finished drying the pan and walked across the kitchen to put it away. Darren knew he was in trouble the second it happened. She spun around just in time to catch the large toy truck on the ankle. Darren squinted as she exhaled in pain. He felt bad that she hurt herself, but he felt a bit more bad for himself. She was going to yell at him, he knew it.
She didn't disappoint. "Darren! Pick up your truck. How many times do I have to tell you?" She lifted her foot up and rolled the sock down. Darren could already see a red mark.
"Want me to get ice?" he asked.
"No. What I want is for you to take your truck downstairs and put it away."
Darren felt his heart rate speed up. He hated the basement. He hated its smell. He hated the wet feel of it. He hated how dark it was. He hesitated.
"Now! Darren." She gave him that look that promised a red bottom.
"I hate it down there," he whispered. He picked up the truck anyway.
"Everyone hates basements. Now go put your truck away." She gingerly placed her foot back on the tile and flexed her foot.
He carried the truck under his arm, it was heavy and nearly half the length of his body. It was the only truck he had that could actually carry all of his army men standing up. He stood in front of the heavy door that blocked the musky basement from the rest of the house. He pushed it open and swung his hand around to the left of the door, groping for the light switch. He pungent smell of wet stone wafted up to meet him. The bit of day light that hit the stone stairs showed the cracking foundation and webs where spiders had taken up residence. He flicked the switch, bathing the stairway in a soft yellow glow. The light gave just enough illumination to allow a peak down the stairs and into the suffocating darkness.
Darren took a deep breath and put a trembling foot on the second stair down.
Superheros are scared of nothing!
He took another step. His heart kicked back and forth inside his throat like his rubber bouncing ball. He willed himself forward and down, down into the deep blackness underneath the house. Halfway down the steps Darren felt a breeze brush across his face as it traveled up the stairs and behind him. His neck prickled with goosebumps and he felt cold. The basement always felt cold.
He looked back up the stairs, feeling small as the door loomed up above him. But then he remembered he had taken his eyes off of the looming dark now to his back. He snapped his head around and ran the last half dozen steps to the hanging light bulb a few paces into the dark. Leaping as high as he could with the heavy yellow truck, he made a grab for the silver chain that hung like a life line from the ceiling.
The chain clicked and cast an eerie pall that fell from the ceiling like an unsatisfactory cone of dim light. Beyond the cone, the basement retreated into darkness. Darren squinted into the grey and black world clinging to his tiny refuge of light. He knew that his pile of toys lay a dozen feet deeper into the gloom, past where he could hope to see. He took a step towards the darkness.
Then he felt the breeze cross over him again. This time it tickled the back of his head first and then ran over his ears and face and into the black unknown. Darren rubbed his arms for warmth and took a step backwards into the light.
An idea struck him.
He bent onto his knees in the middle of conical sanctuary. The stone floor felt grimy on his hands and a small black smudge left its mark on his palm. Darren didn't care. He focused on setting the wheels of his truck straight. He eyed up the area where he knew his mountain of toys lay hidden from sight. He brought the truck backwards and rocked it forward. He had to get the angle right. He pushed the truck forward, the cool metal gliding across his palm as the yellow truck squeaked slowly into the dark on black plastic wheels. The truck rattled as it rolled along the uneven floor until it disappeared from view.
The wheels continued their cry.
Squeak
Darren felt the hair on his neck stand up and he looked harder into the dark.
Squeak
The draft washed over him smelling of basement musk and mildew and dirt.
Then he heard it. Faint at first, so faint he thought it may have been the squeaking wheels. But then he heard it again and his eyes went wide. His heart finally dropped out of his throat but it didn't resettle until it hit the pit of his stomach. On reflex, Darren stood straight up.
He he he...
It laughed again. He had never heard a laugh without joy before. Whatever lurked in the dark struck Darren's childlike sensibilities as instantly wrong. He froze, fear locking his feet to the cement floor. He thought to run. His feet disobeyed.
Squeak
He heard the wheels of the truck again. Could he have imagined the laugh?
Squeak
The sound seemed to be coming closer
Squeak
The yellow truck emerged from the embrace of the shadows and came to a slow stop at Darren's feet. He knew he had to get out of there.
Superheros are scared of nothing!
The laugh seemed to come from the side this time. Darren spun around and made a break for the stairs.
He he he
He reached the stairs and leaped up two at a time. A breeze wafted over him again, but he ignored it as he made his way for the door and the light up above. He was at the top stair when the door slammed shut.
He turned around and looked down the stairway. He could see the mud from the floor on his knees and curling out from the underside of his socks. His heart seemed to stop beating and contented itself with rattling the inside of his fingers. Darren reached behind him and felt the doorknob. It didn't turn.
Then the light at the bottom of the stairs went dark as if someone or something had snuffed out a candle.
"Mom?" Darren tried to bang his tiny fist against the door behind him but his arms had gone week. He let out a trembling breath. A white cloud puffed out of his mouth as the cool air seemed to instantly drop to frigid. The last light flickered above him.
"Mom!" Darren yelled. His strength returned, he turned and pounded on the basement door. "Mom!"
The last light went out bathing Darren in frozen darkness.
"Mom!" his voice shook. He felt tears rim his eyes and they stung from the freeze that bit at him through his thin cotton pajamas.
He felt something grip his ankle. A frozen grip that lashed through his pajama pants and tore into his ankle. He cried out and gripped the doorknob in both hands. Then his feet were airborne as it tried to pull him down the stairs. Darren clutched the knob with all of his strength and his body went taut. Fire burned in his arms and his midsection felt like he might be pulled in two.
Superheros are strong.
"Mom!" he cried in one last desperate plea. Then it yanked him harder than before and Darren's grip broke. His face hit the top stair before he could bring his arms around to brace. He felt the warmth of his blood trickle along his brow and then he was descending the stairs. Each step bounced into his forearms at jagged angles and cruel ledges bit into him all the way down leaving a trail of fresh blood, invisible in the darkness.
Darren tried to scream as he was dragged across the dirty basement floor and past his idle yellow truck, but he had no strength left.
He he he
The voice seemed pleased. One last thought fluttered through Darren's fast fading consciousnesses as he succumbed into weeping oblivion.
"I'm not a superhero."
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
The Lies We Tell Our Children
Quick note: October will be ghost story blogging time. Get ready for it and feel free to email me or 'comment' suggestions. I shall shamelessly pander to reader requests.
Quick note 2: Buffalo Soldiers is at 50,000 words. Yep.
The blog....
A friend of mine recently launched into an explanation about how she can't sleep because her daughter wakes up three times a night, comes into her room, and in a sleep-zombie-like coma, grabs her face and lays her head on the bed while still standing. She is convinced it isn't a sleep walk as I suggested being armed with very little facts. So she told her daughter that if she sleeps in her bed the whole night through, then the Sleep Fairy will visit and leave a treat.
Well, mother knows best and it apparently worked. Now her daughter sleeps the night through and checks each morning for a new piece of candy. Day five of this brought a repeat of day numero uno's treat. According to the parent, this resulted in the candy being placed on the counter with a huff of disappointment. "I don't know what do," she said. "This might not hold up and I will have to find another lie to keep her in bed the whole night through."
This got me thinking...
We lie to children all the time. It isn't merely a trick, or something done only to keep up mystical appearances. I think it is a cultural habit. Don't get me wrong, I fully intend on lying to my future child as well, but it really is accepted practice. At what age is it wrong to lie? Is it only wrong to lie when all parties involved in the conversation are mentally sound enough to see through the lie? Under that logic is it okay to lie if the other party never suspects? Is it okay to tell a story...
Top Lies I Uncovered As A Child
1) Duh. Santa didn't exist. I found this out at my mother's house because I hid in her closet during a game of hide and seek and found a toy gun. Said gun was then either re-gifted by the jolly fat man or it was a lie! His name was certainly on it.
2) Easter Bunny. I walked out of my room in a sleep-zombie-like coma and saw my older brother and mother stuffing baskets with candy. I inquired. I was told the Easter Bunny was sick. That didn't hold water even at my fragile age. (No it was not last year...not that I would admit to you anyway)
3) Tooth Fairy. I felt your hand go under my pillow Dad. You might want to invest in ninja stealth courses...or dispense with the charade and just give me cold hard cash. I say cold and hard because you only gave me a quarter. Cheap-o.
What lies did YOU uncover as a child? I would love to hear some of them..post below so we can make fun of you for being a sucker! :)
Quick note 2: Buffalo Soldiers is at 50,000 words. Yep.
The blog....
A friend of mine recently launched into an explanation about how she can't sleep because her daughter wakes up three times a night, comes into her room, and in a sleep-zombie-like coma, grabs her face and lays her head on the bed while still standing. She is convinced it isn't a sleep walk as I suggested being armed with very little facts. So she told her daughter that if she sleeps in her bed the whole night through, then the Sleep Fairy will visit and leave a treat.
Well, mother knows best and it apparently worked. Now her daughter sleeps the night through and checks each morning for a new piece of candy. Day five of this brought a repeat of day numero uno's treat. According to the parent, this resulted in the candy being placed on the counter with a huff of disappointment. "I don't know what do," she said. "This might not hold up and I will have to find another lie to keep her in bed the whole night through."
This got me thinking...
We lie to children all the time. It isn't merely a trick, or something done only to keep up mystical appearances. I think it is a cultural habit. Don't get me wrong, I fully intend on lying to my future child as well, but it really is accepted practice. At what age is it wrong to lie? Is it only wrong to lie when all parties involved in the conversation are mentally sound enough to see through the lie? Under that logic is it okay to lie if the other party never suspects? Is it okay to tell a story...
Top Lies I Uncovered As A Child
1) Duh. Santa didn't exist. I found this out at my mother's house because I hid in her closet during a game of hide and seek and found a toy gun. Said gun was then either re-gifted by the jolly fat man or it was a lie! His name was certainly on it.
His slave workforce needs to be fed too doesn't it?
2) Easter Bunny. I walked out of my room in a sleep-zombie-like coma and saw my older brother and mother stuffing baskets with candy. I inquired. I was told the Easter Bunny was sick. That didn't hold water even at my fragile age. (No it was not last year...not that I would admit to you anyway)
Ha! I know how you feel kid. I felt the same way when I found out...
I got the same letter! Only those were REAL teeth Dad!
What lies did YOU uncover as a child? I would love to hear some of them..post below so we can make fun of you for being a sucker! :)
Friday, September 16, 2011
All About Context My Dear
Context is an amazing device. It lends back story to individual sentences and has the unique ability to keep us from sounding equal parts ignorant, ridiculous, or just plain confusing. For instance, I recently wrote about my Google history being somewhat scary sounding. In fact it was ripe for an FBI search of my home.
Consider:
- Detonator
- Fertilizer
- FBI protocol
- Properties of acid
- Violent chemical compounds
This combination is enough to make me seem quite mad. Fortunately, if big brother really is watching, they know I am writing a novel. "I AM WRITING A NOVEL," I call out to my smoke detectors on my ceiling. Yeah sure...smoke detectors.
So the context matters in this case to make sure I don't get arrested.
Why am I thinking of all of this? The reason is because I was contemplating a few of the various actions this past week and I am pretty sure that if I just list them out there would be a whole new layer of eccentricity. So without providing context here are a few highlights:
1. Did the "reeling in a fish" dance; partner included.
We did a way better job than these jokers though.
2. Ate pizza at three am. This proceeded tears from somebody (not me) and preceded the same person's attempts at stealing construction cones. Relax he (or she?) didn't steal them.
3. Sang the song "Fuck You" in a crowded place (not me I am amazing). Then played the tambourine because the singing was so off....
No image, video, or audio. Thank God.
Consider:
- Detonator
- Fertilizer
- FBI protocol
- Properties of acid
- Violent chemical compounds
This combination is enough to make me seem quite mad. Fortunately, if big brother really is watching, they know I am writing a novel. "I AM WRITING A NOVEL," I call out to my smoke detectors on my ceiling. Yeah sure...smoke detectors.
So the context matters in this case to make sure I don't get arrested.
Why am I thinking of all of this? The reason is because I was contemplating a few of the various actions this past week and I am pretty sure that if I just list them out there would be a whole new layer of eccentricity. So without providing context here are a few highlights:
1. Did the "reeling in a fish" dance; partner included.
We did a way better job than these jokers though.
2. Ate pizza at three am. This proceeded tears from somebody (not me) and preceded the same person's attempts at stealing construction cones. Relax he (or she?) didn't steal them.
3. Sang the song "Fuck You" in a crowded place (not me I am amazing). Then played the tambourine because the singing was so off....
No image, video, or audio. Thank God.
Friday, September 9, 2011
Back To Books Blog Hop WINNERS
First, thanks to everyone who stopped by my blog and entered this contest. It has been so fun to see your comments pouring in, even if it was "Just Business". It is great to see so many avid readers out there and even better when a few of you guys are willing to take a chance on a debut novel.
...even if it IS free...
Since I hate speeches, let us jump into the winners of this wonderful contest!
As promised, I am giving away three ebooks!
The winners of an ebook copy of For Nothing, America's #1 Crime Thriller (by Nicholas Denmon) are...
Darlene of Darlene's Book Nook
Tina of Tinaburiedunderbooks
and...
Carmee ... just Carmee...
Now Darlene and Tina you provided an email address and I will email you to see the best way to get these ebooks to you. Carmee - you did NOT leave an email address so I will need you to email me at nicholasdenmon08 at gmail dot com. You have 24 hours to get back to me or I will select a new winner! :) SO HURRY!!!
And now... The Moment you have ALL been waiting Forrrrrr......
The Winner of the Grand Prize!!! The Winner of a SIGNED copy of For Nothing, one of America's best fiction novels (by Nicholas Denmon)is...
BJ of @beejee77 via Twitter!! Congrats! I will email you promptly to discern the best way to have your copy delivered!
For everyone else who entered, remember I hold these contest about once a month so don't lose heart! Your free copy might be just around the corner... of course, you could just buy the book and support my pizza habit.
...even if it IS free...
Since I hate speeches, let us jump into the winners of this wonderful contest!
As promised, I am giving away three ebooks!
The winners of an ebook copy of For Nothing, America's #1 Crime Thriller (by Nicholas Denmon) are...
Darlene of Darlene's Book Nook
Tina of Tinaburiedunderbooks
and...
Carmee ... just Carmee...
Now Darlene and Tina you provided an email address and I will email you to see the best way to get these ebooks to you. Carmee - you did NOT leave an email address so I will need you to email me at nicholasdenmon08 at gmail dot com. You have 24 hours to get back to me or I will select a new winner! :) SO HURRY!!!
And now... The Moment you have ALL been waiting Forrrrrr......
The Winner of the Grand Prize!!! The Winner of a SIGNED copy of For Nothing, one of America's best fiction novels (by Nicholas Denmon)is...
BJ of @beejee77 via Twitter!! Congrats! I will email you promptly to discern the best way to have your copy delivered!
For everyone else who entered, remember I hold these contest about once a month so don't lose heart! Your free copy might be just around the corner... of course, you could just buy the book and support my pizza habit.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Back To The Books Giveaway Hop
It's that time again where I like to give out free stuff! Well of course it is in exchange for you doing a few simple tasks...
<insert evil laugh> sounds something like Muah Muah Muah (not to be confused with kissing noises)
What am I giving away??
I'm giving away three e-books of For Nothing! Yay!
Three winners will win e-book copies (format of your choice) of America's #1 Crime Thriller For Nothing by Nicholas Denmon...(What? It was number one on Smashwords for a moment :) )
Drum-roll...
There is also A GRAND prize. A Grand Prize Winner! One paperback signed by me. It might take a way the value of it but I like to write in books. I promise I won't sign it in crayon.
Alright, go! Follow this blog! Leave a special comment below with the words "It's just business".
+1 entry - "Like" my Facebook Page.
+1 entry - Follow me on Twitter. - @nicholasdenmon
+1 entry - Friend me on Goodreads.
Giveaway ends September 7th. Remember, you follow the instructions, you sign up for your chance to win! Simple, easy, fun...DO IT! IT'S FREE!!!
Now jump to these other great authors giving away free stuff too!! Go on! Get going!
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Writing, Drinking and Saved By The Bell?
Apparently I have the ability to fall off of the face of the earth at times. As a writer, I lock myself in my office and go through a methodical process of shutting everyone in my life out so I can spend time with my imaginary friends. When the clamoring gets too loud, I make time for my family and friends and quietly admonish myself to find more time to walk amongst the living.
I am always happy when I do.
This weekend, to the detriment of my novel's progress I went with family and friends on a day time Saturday barhop along St. Pete Beach. I got some sun, forgot about dieting, ate some chicken wings, had a few brews, and told quite a few jokes. All in all it was a good time. I'd do it again. Just not tomorrow.
Tonight, tomorrow, and the rest of this week will be me playing catch up. My WIP (work in progress) stands at just past 30,000 words. I MUST MUST MUST get to 40,000 by this weekend.
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Speaking of Thomas the Tank Engine, I wonder if my niece even knows about the wonders of that story.... I am unsure where and how deep generational gaps go. I work with a few younger twenty somethings and they barely know about Saved By The Bell and my A.C. Slater and Zack Morris references fall on deaf ears more times than not.
Maybe if I had some of what she has, I could finish this manuscript faster....
Haha. Just kidding children. This is how I really feel about drugs...
Have a safe and drug free Tuesday!
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