no one has been able to rescue the princess from the tower for years. because of her sniper rifle
the princess in question
when your friend is a lil too aggressive 😩
The Rings of Power
1.01 “A Shadow of the Past”
Highland cattle keeping watch at Kilchurn Castle and Swanston Farm
star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you’d explain your situation and they’d be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system’s icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home
“I’m from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction.”
Benjamin Sisko, nodding. “That happened to me once.”
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ruthsic Asks:
One of my favourite places. Darkest skies I’ve ever experienced. It felt like we could read by starlight.
contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order
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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the “fuck that old man” website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went “Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude.” Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.
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