Please Forgive Us For Intruding Upon Your Weekend…


…especially on World Gin Day (and my invitation to Peggington Noonington’s celebration seems to have gotten lost in the mail), but we would be remiss if we did not alert you that our pal Burr Deming has posted his best-of-the-web links complete with wry commentary at the essential blog Red-State-Blues.

What mischief is Scottie’s Playtime up to today? Probably the most massive round-up of cartoons and memes, evah!

Cassandra’s Grandson is rounding-up and kicking theocrats ass. This is a blogger not to be trifled with!

We will of course keep this post on top and fresher posts —if any!— will be below.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

H/T @NamelessCynic

Take that outside, bub.

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Barfday Boy Gives Self Present

“The Deal is scheduled to get signed tomorrow, and immediately after it is signed, the Hormuz Strait is OPEN TO ALL.”

—Cadet Bone Spurs

 

uh-huh.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

WANT!

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Warshington RSVPs to Vulgarmort’s Barfday Party

George Washington

Washington will not be participating in the Great American State Fair, citing significant costs associated with the multiday exposition on the National Mall later this month.

Washington joins a small list of at least six other states, including Oregon, Maine and Massachusetts, that say they will not participate or send a delegation to the event celebrating America’s 250th anniversary, which opens on June 25 and runs until July 10.

In an emailed statement, Lt. Gov. Denny Heck, who chairs Washington state’s Semiquincentennial Committee, said that the state is facing a “very difficult fiscal situation” and that, given the costs of participating in the fair, officials have chosen “to focus on supporting local efforts here in Washington state for this very important commemoration.”

Dallas Roberts, chief of staff for Heck’s office, said that it was unclear how much participation would ultimately cost, contributing to concerns about committing state resources to the event. Roberts said the office had heard from other participating states that estimated costs ranged from $100,000 to $1 million.

The Seattle Times

I guess they hear from Scissorheads Purplehead, Punctuated.Equilibrium, and me.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Hearst, Redux

The Golden Rage:

The Ellisons, père et fils

The Mouth of Sauron, er, Axios reports:

The Justice Department has approved Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, as expected.

Why it matters: It’s a major win for Paramount, which still awaits approval from regulators in Europe.

Zoom in: The deal was approved without any conditions, meaning Paramount will not be forced to divest any assets.

So Gums will own multiple news distribution channels and plans to have Bari Weiss oversee all of them. It’s not THAT unusual (NBC News did the same thing with MSNBC before spinning it off), but it is alarming because Weiss is such a bad-faith actor, and Gums has already proven that he is, too.

The shock to me is that the DOJ is showing us what we long thought: the 4th Reich would not care if the entire fortune 500 merged into one company, as long as they got their piece of the action.

Almost makes one wish for William Randolph Hearst who at least had some sense of journalism.

Posted in Billionaire Bastards, Capitalism, David ‘Gums' Ellison, Eat the rich, Larry Ellison, Our Failed Legacy Media ™, Our Failed Political Press | 3 Comments

The Lone Star State, Again

The Lone Star is actually Texas’ Yelp review.

Sentient Members-Only jacket and Texas Lt. Governor, Dan Patrick —most famous for declaring during the early days of the COVID lockdown that Mee-Maw and Pop-Pop would gladly return to work unvaccinated to save capitalism for the grandkids— has something to say about [checks notes] The Bible:

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Friday said Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate Rep. James Talarico will “go to hell” for his interpretations of the Bible, as Talarico has made his Christian faith a cornerstone of his campaign.

Texas Tribune (@texastribune.org) 2026-06-12T21:13:05.251Z

“Skip it” Jeebus will probably say during the Rapture looking down at Texas.

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He Fought The Law and the Law Won: Cleaning-Up DC

Photoshop of The Orange 🤡 in a pink jumpsuit being escorted to his prison cell. The text reads, “Prison Barbie"

H/T Scissorhead Fran

So Hair Füror did not comply with having his name taken off The Kennedy Center…

ALERT: Appeals court says NO to Team Trump. They will not delay DC judge's order to remove Trump's name from the Kennedy Center tonight.

Scott MacFarlane (@macfarlanenews.bsky.social) 2026-06-12T23:22:52.043Z

DENIED!!1!

ALERT: Judge Christopher Cooper has formally ordered the Kennedy Center has until 12p to finish taking Trump’s name off the building

Scott MacFarlane (@macfarlanenews.bsky.social) 2026-06-13T13:22:24.886Z

And so…

Even the removal of Trump’s name needed a cover-up

MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-06-13T12:02:31.708Z

The obscenity is finally removed under cover of night, and behind some sheets as tradition requires, so no one had the pleasure of watching it happen.

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Great Memes, Cont.

Screenshot

Bwah-ha-ha!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News

(Politico)

Coulda told them this would happen:

The newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool seems unable to escape an old scourge: algae blooming in the shallow water.

Thin layers of algae floated on the World War II Memorial side of the pool Friday morning, even after workers were seen cleaning out algae from the bottom of the pool Wednesday.

The reflecting pool construction project started in April and work was completed last week as part of President Donald Trump’s sprawling plan to spruce up the capital ahead of the nation’s 250th anniversary. The president has characterized the century-old pool as “filthy” and “dirty,” claiming that the pool would look “far more beautiful, more beautiful than it did in 1922” upon renovation.

An Interior Department spokesperson said that the current algae is “residual” from supply lines that sat dormant for eight weeks during construction. The residue is part of the normal startup process, the spokesperson said.

And in terms simple enough that even The Orange 🤡 could understand: heat = algae and dark = heat, therefore dark blue pool = algae. There’s a reason it wasn’t painted before.

That was $20M Ameros (or whatevs) well-spent.

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