After months of rain and only a day or two of true summertime temperatures, one might be tempted to say, ‘NOW is the time to wash my down duvet!’ One might even look online for how-to’s. But I am here to say: do not believe all you read. Yes, you can wash a down duvet in your bathtub. But one would probably only do this if the washing machine wasn’t up to containing the mass of fluff and air in the first place. Once you have drenched your down, I ask you, how will you dry it? Because one thing that every site agrees upon is that the duvet must be completely and thoroughly dried or it will mildew. Do not be deceived into thinking that once it is wet it will be more compact and therefore able to go into your machine for a spin. It still will not fit and you will be left with a sodden, soaking, pooling mess of wet feathers.
You will then have to dig around for one of those big blue IKEA bags and lug the extremely heavy mass to your car and then drive to a laundromat (because it is too heavy and you are too hot to carry it to the bus stop and wait in the heat). All of which, if you had wanted to do, you would have done in the first place instead of using your bathtub. Then you would have to figure out the token system and hope that the nice man sitting watching his wash spin around will be helpful. And you will spend an inordinate amount of money to get these tokens. You will watch your own wash spin and then put it in the dryer, on low as advised by all the sites you looked at previously, for the five whole minutes allotted to your token. Which of course won’t be enough to completely and thoroughly dry your duvet so you will put in another token. And when that doesn’t do the job, you will ratchet up the heat. Again and again. And finally you will carry the load home to hang in the sun for two days, fluffing and turning ever time you go by because if you don’t, all will be for naught and you will have mold.
So, don’t believe all you read and don’t, I repeat DON’T, wash your duvet in the bathtub.



Credit: Pikrepo, The Brussels Times



