Now there a new host along with the one who was here last time. I miss the old one T^TMighty Mouth walks in and Sangchu immediately goes and starts doing lifts with a large platform in the middle of the floor.G.O is pleased to be here. He has facial hair on the more extreme end of the spectrum today.LOL “chic” okay… Seunghyun and Jonghun from FT Island. Also they are doing some silly team version today so everyone has a member of their band with them. And Jinwoon and Dongho aren’t here.Now they brought two guys from ZE:A. I don’t know who they are but I’ll find out soon enough.They are very seriously doing a pledge for the show. They are doing like an olympics special. I think in pairs with their band mates? Maybe?Shorty is wearing a sparkly hat to exaggerate his height today. At the time of this show they were only debuted for like one month. I feel bad, the others are forcing them to do ~special talents~Poor ZE:A.. G.O can’t hold in his excitement that you guys will be imitating someone. He’s so loud.Mir also cannot control his excitement. You know, I think acting super excited is not making them feel more comfortable, you’re probably scaring them.Ooooh it is a fancy pants Olympics special indeed.Mighty Mouth was supposed to be rapping to get everyone PUMPED for the Olympics but they just kind of ended up beating each other up.G.O reminds of like a little baby. Whenever he hears music he just gets happy and start to move along to it.Wow! Totally cool campfire party.AAAUUUGUUUUUST RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!Do you guys stand on tables and yell “AUGUST RUUUUUSH” in western accents?Oh..AAAUGUST RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!Seunghyun is Beyonce.I enjoy charades.Mir, buddy. Maybe don’t pick your nose on television.Come on. If you guys can’t get their names right, how am I going to figure it out?Aw. They’re really bad at charades, poor boys.Shorty tries his best.uh.Such an extreme competition.Um I think it is actually impossible for anyone to lift up Sangchu, poor Shorty. Muscle is supposed to weigh more than fat and Sangchu is just high density muscle.That can happen when a large G.O is clinging to them.At least you guys pwn noobs at couple limbo.lmao. “the spirited old ones.” That is one way to hold him.I think the sheer weight of Sangchu tipped Shorty over.Aw shit.Bravo!Are you sure that’s not the level of a normal young adult?Leave Mir alone. G.O and Shorty are meant to be together forever. They’re my OTP lolololololol. Can you imagine though if that was a popular pairing? I wouldn’t even be bothered.Lose at limbo? Drag yourself back to your place in line on your belly.This one’s name is Joonyoung. and the other is Dongjoon. Alright!..Why? I really thought that because Jinwoon isn’t here that there would be limited potty talk.Sangchu is proud of his wittle son.Might Mouth is deceivingly good at things. Ay! Leave the Patrick chair alone.Sangchu finds it absolutely hilarious that Shorty’s girlfriend broke up with him first.Five year olds should not poop their pants on the sidewalk. Sangchu.You can’t really lie when you’re sitting in it.-_-“Oh shit!”

Everyone decided to dye their hair.Are you the old MC’s twin?Of course.One of life’s many mysteries. They are all so happy about the possibility of maybe eating Anglerfish.They have to compete with eating things? Like quantity? Or who can do it fastest? So they are in two groups and they have to pick a random ping pong ball which starts with a letter, then in five seconds name a food that starts with that. Then they have to run around town and find where they can get the food, and they have to eat all that is given to them. And within the time limit the groups are each trying to eat more meals.That’s not a food.They have to eat all of the food they are given as quickly as possible. They decided to break up who would eat what and Taemin was assigned eating the vegetables while everyone else got something somewhat tasteful. Poor Taemin is just shoving lettuce into his mouth.You don’t enjoy eating uncooked iceberg lettuce???Poor Jonghyun. Shorty, you’re in a restaurant full of chairs. Do you really have to sit on Seunghyun’s lap? Why would you ask for this?You guys.. you can choose to eat ANY food you want. Stop picking the gross ones.Dongho. No. You can’t even eat that.Really?So they couldn’t get any of the magic gum that Dongho was talking about, which wasn’t a lie at all, I guess instead since regular gum is not edible they just had to chew it in a silly way. I enjoy it.Good job Onew, and good job Taemin. You actually said good edible things.The poor waiter. He just has a table of men mumbling “sweet potatoes” at him in unison.That sounds reasonable.Ohoho. Clever tactic.You are persuading him to give you sweet potatoes now I’m sure.You didn’t want to drink two large jugs of maple syrup? Why ever not?The old man following SHINee around is like some evil dictator. Jonghyun is his perfect little disciple.Jonghyun likes to sing about all of the foods they eat. You know, in that like horse trumpet tune.. I don’t know.They really enjoy mocking the other team for choosing disgusting things to eat, while Taemin is smart and chose banana milk.You guys are being cruel to your old man.Poooor old evil man.They enjoy torturing the old man.Abuse of the elderly!I’m not surprised. Jonghyun’s victory airplane run.Taemin is so menacing.Seunghyun sneakily stole the contract.They destroyed their contract with SHINee. Dongho is eating it.Dongho is crazy! He can be stopped by no man!

Jinwoon is a dirty liar and SHINee is coming back on the show. That is fucking creepy, Jinwoon.I know it’s a tough pill to swallow, but they made prettier girls than Taemin.Onew had revenge in his heart.This is serious business.Hey, they’ve come a long way since their filming in tents and folding chair days.I think somebody slipped Jonghyun some heroin because he will not stop fidgeting in his seat. That unique feeling is the heroin induced endorphins running through your body.And he keeps spewing out nonsense.Onew is a proud man.Onew achieves inhuman feats. I’ve missed you too!Onew… one day you are going to try to be funny and fall but you’re actually going to injure yourself.Taemin you’re precious too.Duel man hug. Poor Shorty, don’t poke fun at how unpopular he is.Now for some manly hand holding.MAN HUG.MAN HUG high five combo.They’re all mocking Jinwoon’s face.Jonghyun sings with HIS SOUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!!Onew really isn’t afraid of making a fool of himself. Control your face.
Pretty boy.Scary.
It’s my favorite segment.All of Onew’s pizza goes to his butt.Onew is being bullied.asdfghjklYes, we bought him from some nice black market traders near Mexico City.The black market does not joke.No dancing for you, Taemin! It’s sad because he tried to stand up and dance with them but Key’s gigantic girl butt got in his way so he had to sit back down.Mir is amazed by everything Taemin does.Taemin is so prim.Judging by the fact that Mir is dancing to a song by a girl group, I feel this move is not supposed to be included.Chick fight!This is now the Jerry Springer Show.It’s serious business.Onew. How?And how did that feel?Don’t be so shocked. The same thing happened last time.They are going to make you keep going until they win.No no, Onew, no getting into Jerry Springer fights. Key is his mother.

They wrote clues on their body parts and whoever wins at wrestling has to also guess correctly on which body part the clue is written. I’m surprised nobody wrote in on their butt or something just so that nobody would look there.“The Old Lady Stategy” Apparently Seungho is an old lady.“Wut, bitches?” Oh Mir, I love you so.Thunder is very passive.Hurry, everyone! Go touch Joon’s thighs.It’s alright Dongho, some things just won’t happen.Mir, put your pants down. “King Thighs of Fury Mir”Hurry, everyone! Go touch Jinwoon’s thighs!Don’t suggest that. Some people actually will violate Jinwoon.Hurry, everyone! Go touch G.O’s thighs!EVERYONE.You both need to just sit quietly and stop talking about the weird things your body may or may not do.Jinwoon appears to be in labor.You guys are winning so well. You’ll totally get to steal Mir.Seunghyun is cute.That is quite a drawing, Joon.Thunder drew Mir. Can’t you tell?That is a valid question.It is twice now that Dongho has been the only person left on his team.I feel this is not the correct answer.YAAAAY.This is what G.O would do if his girlfriend cheated on him with his friend.What else could he possibly use to tie a person up?Shorty is so beautiful.G.O, you are giving me flashbacks back to Idol Army.Shorty just came out on the back of an actual human being. What the actual fuck.Get off of that poor man’s back.Good job Dongho for showing an actual talent that is not riding on the back of a man while dressed as Napoleon or cross dressing.Oh Mir.Shorty, let’s be honest. You couldn’t have really thought they would bring a real girl out, right?I can understand your thought process for that.Seunghyun… and Mir is just thrusting behind him. Because why not?!Mir feels his femininity and position as alpha female being threatened by the arrival of this new hot babe.Dance off!Please stop.G.O feels the music in his soul.They couldn’t have done something else?I don’t really appreciate your girl voice.Neither of you are very lady like.Welcome to hell, Mir.This is no time for celebration, Mir. They are playing You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift and I find it menacing.

So I’ve seen this before but I like to watch things in order so.. MBLAQ comes anyway AND THERE ARE BALLOONS SO I MUST WATCH IT.
They just like to crouch around in the snow eating lollipops. He is referring to Mir. Does Mir have the fragrance of the boondocks?Just eating a plastic bottle. meh.Everyone is wearing tons of layers and huge winter coats. Joon is just wearing a wife beater. ASDFGHJKL OH YES I remember his title. “Chin hair I’m a bird G.O.”Did he get molested?Okay maybe Jinwoon would do that.He enjoys boasting about their studio.It’s the stealing people contract. Sorry Mir,  they learned their lesson with Taemin. You have no choice now.Menswear is cute. Don’t do it, Mir!The members beat me all the time so it’s no big deal.Joon. Joon. You are quite dumb. He just lost at rock paper scissors except I don’t think he knew that he lost because he just stared at his hand.Is 66 lower than 68?Do you mean 67th?There you go.“MBLAQ’s octopus”How sweet.Just smiling. What?You know, when I look at Thunder “pretty” is not really a word that comes to mind.PFFFFFT.Mir understands why it is so funny.Shorty stop touching it.Dongho remembers his pain.Yes G.O.lolololEveryone is so afraid of it.You’ll be alright.He suffered quite an ordeal. Mir’s pants are a bit high.Calm down. It will be okay.Dongho is drumming the balloon in his pants.Oh shit damn the flames and hardcore music is back.Shorty and G.O. wrestling is just kind of sad. They are just like holding hands weakly.

“Please restrain yourselves from expressions of love.”What does a gorilla’s body feel like?

Don’t show old clips with Yunhwa D,:

Also this episode doesn’t have subtitles. But really I probably wouldn’t understand much more if it did have them.Bawww. What a cute lunch together.Ah.. did Hongki see what you said about him?Don’t kill him. Just calm down.Why is Jinwoon all alone? Also where did their chairs go?“LOLOLOLOL let’s point and laugh at the loser who was all alone.”Seunghyun is missing and now only one of the old men are here and the lady that’s been here forever is still here. But I hope to god the missing ones aren’t the ones posing behind the screen.The host is joking that Seunghyun is the one getting its butt and boobs air grabbed. Meh. Seems logical.One of the people behind the screen was Shorty’s partner from Mighty Mouth who looks like him except a foot taller with less of a baby face.And someone from U-Kiss who I thought was Jonghyun. Dongho should look a little happier to see his fellow member.See Dongho? He’s happy to see you.Apparently they couldn’t get anyone from 2AM to come so they brought this man. I think his name is Mario.You know I am really not being fooled about how Seunghyun and Yunhwa aren’t here by the old men standing around. They are not the same to me.

THERE WERE FOUR PEOPLE BEHIND THE SCREEN BUT ONLY THREE CAME OUT.

SEE?

He’s so cute and in Japan.Jaejin drinks juice like a robot.T.T Stop this right now.Oh jesus fucking christ I was kind of under the impression that this was a middle aged woman and then it just yelled and it scared me so much with its manly voice. I’m sorry I thought you were an older woman.Maybe the man with glasses was the fourth person behind the screen. Although he’s just old TOP’s friend old G-Dragon and he has been here for the past few episodes so did they really need to be reunited? Shorty really lives up to his name.Mighty Mouth has killed Dongho.Shorty’s muscular counterpart is getting ready to hit him with the hammer.
So they stood around getting pumped and slapping themselves like they were going to box or something. But they are just doing their search ranks. I thought they were going to do an actual activity.Shorty… It’s okay buddy. Sangchu’s rank wasn’t that high anyway.We can make it through this.For some reason old TOP has been standing with the young people this whole episode and not with the guests. Not even standing by his friend old G-Dragon. Is he younger than old GD? Is that why he feels he belongs on this side? Because I feel that should honestly not count. Even Shorty is pushing it, he’s 28.Poor Shorty.
Don’t worry, Dongho. You’ve gotten high ratings this whole time.It is precious that you are still excited about ranking high.You’re too precious and baby faced to be tough when you hit people with hammers.Now You’ve done it, Dongho.OH HELL YEAH FLAMES! We’re bad ass. BAD ASS YUUHH MAN. Suck my dick, foo’.Pillow fighting.Shorty.. You were supposed to knock him down, not fall over yourself while hitting him.I’m sure whatever Shorty’s partner did doesn’t deserve these kind of hurtful gestures, Jinwoon.AW SHIT FLAMES MUTHAFUCKAS. WE SO HARDCORE, MAN.This picture captures so much. And multiple creepy spirit fingers. DUDE FUCK YEAH FLAMES AWESOME.Dongho, just knock it off. Everyone just knock it off and do the damn pillow fight. You all have been at this for so long and I’m tired of it and I saw the preview thing for what is coming up and there are balloons in your pants and I’m becoming impatient of all your chit chat.Jinwoon, your creepy spirit fingers have replaced your high kicking problem. It is not preferable. … Touching.Again?Nice face Dongho.. More importantly old TOP has been standing around with the young folks this whole time not saying anything with some bad ass sunglasses.Shorty’s muscular counterpart has giant arms. He’s like Zak. Or Chris.BALLOONS!!!! IN THEIR PANTS!!!!PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT.LOLOLOLOLOLOLI’m just done I’m done with life.LOLOL it popped.

They don’t even have a reason to do the balloon stuff this time. They are just letting people like Shorty and  Jinwoon take free reign over the air blowing machine thing.Okay….. so I attempted to make a gif. It is bad quality and maybe it won’t work. BUT Dongho waddling around with a balloon in his pants is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life I promise.

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Christmas special! Yay!This is how Dongho smiles. Really. I’m completely serious.You brought the old men back?MAN HUG.This man kind of reminds me of an older TOP and I just kind of figure is other old man friend is an old GD. They were in a hip hop duo together so they might as well just be GD&TOP plus twenty years.They brought some more old ladies. WHERE IS YUNHWA AND THE HOST I MISS THEM. I know for a fact I’ve seen the taller old lady on a show with I think MBLAQ before or at least with someone. I think everyone just takes from the same pot of old ladies to woo on shows.Cool off you two.The host! And they brought back one of the ladies from last episode. This show is full of middle aged people now. Is it really so hard to find young groups to be on your show? You can’t even use your own groups? Is the only reason SHINee came because they were friends with you guys?Control yourself Dongho.

I just read a comment that said Yunhwa was in the military so he couldn’t be on the show anymore D: I’m so sad. Why are you doing this to meee?The host is wearing a strange jacket thing. It is like a cloak from Harry Potter with the sleeves but then it is a half jacket, a little shorter even.They are doing a “sexy dance” and I am really not amused.“Bitch just stole my moves.”Seunghyun has some nice pants. I’m assuming since it is winter they are not supposed to be that short.Poor old G-dragon, just let him be on the show website.Seunghyun in mittens is very cute.Jinwoon shoots butterflies out of his eyes.YEEEEYAH. They are popular on the interwebz. At least Dongho is.Stop thrusting. Both of you.You poor sad men. They could turn out worse than you, you know.They are showing off their individual talents. This old man. He is embarrassing himself. Is this the ONLY thing you could think of?Very good Seunghyun.The second old man opted to walk in a silly way for his personal talent.Jinwoon is still a mutant freak. And Dongho tries his best.:,( He got rid of his half cloak jacket.Dongho is in love with the lady who is acting like a little girl. Even though I think she is old. Maybe I’m wrong?Jinwoon. That is not very cute.  You are speaking like a mentally handicapped person.This old man.They are trying to ride the bike as slow as they can.This is your own personal talent of riding a bike slowly, Shorty so I expect you to do well. They are playing Ridin’ Dirty in the background just fyi.Shorty did well! But now he is victory thrusting with one of the women. … Jinwoon’s personal talent is singing. While hanging upside down on a bar.You can mock 2PM all you want I guess.Jinwoon Jinwoon Jinwoon.. It’s a little sad to see you trying to sing, dance and keep your shirt up all at the same time. Just tell him he did well, let him get down.Dongho. Why? There is no reason for you to do this.I feel this is not a wise decision. You said 55, you’ve done less than twenty.Seunghyun, you are not Jinwoon though.Dongho’s personal talent is reciting subway stations quickly. Except for he started and it is not at all fast.Everyone is just staring sadly/awkwardly as Dongho fails at reciting.

Dongho and Seunghyun are making me sad.Hey, they both managed to be ~smooth~ with the ladies so it’s alright.Jinwoon has lost it again.
Oh. What? Just smiling. This is how I do it.I am thrilled they aren’t doing this with intestines again.Okay Jinwoon.How cute. She is holding the buns as her boobs, by the way. She’s like the cowgirl.Dongho doesn’t understand.Oh, you.Oh my.The old men are doing a gangsta dance together. And for some reason they decided to let Seunghyun join them.Shorty. You don’t have to do this.So hood.They will never tire of the magical wig.YAY! Now everyone has been the leader. Wait… did Yunhwa ever get to be the leader? I feel like he didn’t. Now it is too late D:! MY HEART.

These poor old men. Let them take a nap or something.I know you’re trying to be funny but you’re very scary.I should have expected no less.No I don’t really want to this again. It’s not necessary to show it, nobody forgot.Don’t. You might encourage this behavior. Fart jokes courtesy of Jinwoon.Why is this happening?What are you doing?Ah. Magic tricks, of course.Shorty, are you just collecting hats to hold? HAT HOARDER.Dongho is terrified.Just run far away.The old man started dancing to Ring Ding Dong to prove to his “angry girlfriend” that he would be a singer someday. Have you no pride?Is it really a plate of shit?Gross.How romantic. Like Lady and The Tramp. Jesus.Shorty is now Lil Wayne.Yeah..Beautiful dancers.You really don’t have to.OK.Shorty has gone crazy.Shorty hoards hats and wigs.Why does Dongho have to wear the magical wig? They are saying the wig makes people scream. EVERY TIME I TYPE WIG I WANT TO PUT IT ALL IN CAPITALS AND IT’S A PROBLEM.Of course it is.Shorty J really wants to be the leader.He REALLY wants it.YAY! It’s your first time. Is it your first time? I think so.

Oh my god! A nice, fancy set now! Which I guess you guys technically also had in the last episode but I kind of just thought SHINee paid for it all, so it didn’t count.YEAH!YEAAAH!Shorty! You’re back! And I’ve missed you! But now it seems Yunhwa has gone missing. Why can’t you all just be together again as one happy family? D:

I think I should also point out that this show uses a lot of fall out boy music. ALSO during their fashion show last episode they were playing Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston. This seemed important to mention for some reason.Being the leader for the day is really only honorary. They get to stand next to the MC and say a part of the introduction and now since they can afford it they get to sit in a fancy chair. They don’t really lead. I wouldn’t want to sit in a chair shaped like Patrick from Spongebob is cradling you. Dongho, you fancy.They invited some singers who were popular in the 90s that no one cares about anymore. Well. You have to start somewhere. Hey, just be happy they are real people.I know you’re excited that real life good looking females are on the show but you need to control your excited face.Shorty is going to have a heart attack.You are terrifying. I know this isn’t quite what you were expecting.Is the goal today just to play match maker for older people?Oooh, burn old lady.If I had a penny for every time someone did creepy spirit fingers on this show.Why are you doing this?She doesn’t understand either.-_- Another world record is going to be attempted.They are supposed to finish this bowl of noodles in five seconds.Very charming.You shouldn’t.Dongho has fashioned himself a nifty little bib.The character is an accurate representation.I’m sorry Jinwoon.Why is the guy from monsters inc on your head?They must keep the tissues from hitting the ground by blowing on it. They are too old for this.The one old man is so happy for the other for winning against that little spring chicken.Dongho looks like he is about to cry for losing.You’ve killed this old man.These old men beat all of you every time. They’re old! They were complaining about how they were so tired they were going to puke. How did this happen?

That’s all until next time. I hope you manage to not be beaten by old men anymore.

It will sadden me if Yunhwa does not win.Aw so cute.He is trying his best Dongho I promise.Yunhwaaaaaa! YEAH BITCHES.Hush Jinwoon.Nobody believes Taemin could’ve won so quickly. I’m shocked too, guys.AW RIGHT. Although this was to be expected.Jinwoon loves sports, I can just tell.Jinwoon you are too large to play against these people. Especially Jonghyun. He transforms into he mountains from Mario when he plays the game.They won! I’m proud of them.ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?!Seunghyun is not smarter than a fifth grader. He’s no as smart as a first grader even.SECOND GRADE math Jonghyun, 2ND.That was not even a hard question.The resemblance is uncanny. It’s alright Dongho. You lasted longer than anyone else on your team.Why are you doing this? D:<How cute.Taemin said he had an idea of what challenge they could do, he thought of it completely on his own. Dressing up as girls. Is that what you are trying to say by showing a picture of yourself crossdressing? God damn it Taemin, why?Jinwoon. No. Stop it. That is Taemin. Jonghyun is like Taemin’s older brother. Except he’s not really a school girl…What a great idea for a challenge.Dongho has become numb to the idea.Jinwoon. Stop posing. He reminds me of one of those really mean moms.Nice work Yunhwa.Cat fight!You made up quickly. 4eva the best girlfriends!I have nothing to say.Please don’t.Please? Stop it.Yer.That isn’t ladylike.  He honestly has a problem.Oops. Too high.My thoughts exactly.You told him to pose.Dongho.Poor Taemin.

Well SHINee didn’t win! YAY! But that means they couldn’t steal Taemin. Actually wait, it would be opposite. Actually I don’t even know what the rules are for stealign members. Maybe they’ll just do it whenever the fuck they want and today they just weren’t feeling it.