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My 2025 Awards Eligibility!
Christmas, the season of hope.
Across the land, the Nebulas are dusting off their shelves, and the Hugo Awards are awakening from their year-long slumber, and writers everywhere are beginning to remember that, yes, they did write things during this awful year and yes they DO deserve awards for this! And so they scurry off to their newsletters and their barren blogospheres and their half-assed websites and write posts like this one, in the slim hope that people out there have recognized their labors and appreciated them and are willing to tell their friends about their books.
Dear reader, I am one of those authors. I have had a fairly productive year! I have produced good work! So, when you are marking your Hugo or Nebula ballot or what-have-you, please remember my name and these fine tales that I put out in the world.
Novel: If Wishes Were Retail
Publisher: Tachyon
My humorous tale of a genie trying his hand at running a retail establishment in a mall and the mayhem that follows is a little bit Caddyshack, a little bit Aladdin, and a little bit social commentary. It includes something close to 2-3 jokes on every page, has gnomes wearing athletic socks for hats, and it involves a general strike against unfair labor practices.
Unlike much of my work, this actually got a teeny-tiny bit of buzz. It was an Editor’s Pick over at Amazon! Librarian’s loved it! I got a ton of awesome blurbs from people like Sarah Beth Durst and Daniel Pinkwater. I DARE YOU to nominate it!
Novelette: “In a Desolate Garden”
Published in: Analog Science Fiction and Fact, September/October 2025 issue
This story is about the engram of a woman unhappily married to a trillionaire, suffering from depression after a miscarriage, and whose husband is offering to buy her an entire planet to be terraformed for their exclusive use. The trouble is, the planet is already occupied. This is a weird story about love and identity and discovering your own self-worth as well as being a first contact story, a story about uploading consciousness into machines, and about alternatives to human intelligence. I think it’s awesome.
I would say “go out and read it!” but it’s Analog, so…good luck with that. I’ll offer here this little excerpt, though:
She wanted to scream but didn’t feel it in her body the way she should. Didn’t feel that upswell of adrenaline and that brief moment of power before she unleashed it. She had always found screaming cathartic, but there seemed nothing to hold on to, nothing to moor her terror and frustrations.
“Why didn’t you just delete me, like the Barton engram?”
“In joining with what you call the Barton engram, I realized my error. You are not me.”
Claudia steadied herself by looking at the colorful alphabet on the wall. The letters flickered as she examined them. She closed her eyes which were not there, opened them again—at least, somehow, she could do that. “You weren’t self-aware, is what you’re saying? By eating the Barton engram, you became self-aware?”
“I was self-aware before your probe’s arrival. I was not aware of thinking things besides myself.” Not-Barton mimicked a smile, which somehow seemed more genuine than Barton’s actual smiles.
Barton smiled to get things. Barton smiled to work people in that way he did—a back slap, a good handshake, a quick joke. She used to marvel at how he would work a room of investors, have them trailing behind him like puppies, eager for his attention. Claudia liked to think she could coax the real thing out of him—Barton Song, grinning from the heart for once, out of love. She doubted all that now. Told him so a few years ago. It was maybe half the reason she—well, a copy of herself—was here now, talking to some computer program.
“What is going on?” not-Barton asked.
“What do you mean?”
“You are very noisy.”
I DOUBLE DARE YOU to nominate this novelette for a prize. Any prize.
Story Collection: Faceless Galaxy
New Stories Contained: “Vestibular Dysfunctionality,” “Rates of Acceleration,” and “Infection Vector”
Publisher: JAB Books
I released a story collection this year, too! It’s a collection of all my Faceless stories published to date, featuring a violent and cynical little blob alien on its quest to murder people who deserve it in exchange for extravagant meals and a safe place to hide. It is a book full of weird aliens, bizarre landscapes, and neon-soaked dark alleys full of disreputable characters. I’ve been calling it “alien noir,” but you can call it cyberpunk-adjacent or dark space opera or whatever you like.
I know for a fact at least 6 (!) people have purchased and read this book, so its obvious I don’t need your help nominating it, but in case you are compelled, you cannot, in most cases, actually nominate whole story collections. You can, however, nominate some of the stories. Most of the stories here are previously published, but there are 3 brand new ones. They are:
- “Vestibular Dysfunctionality” – short story (wherein Faceless is trapped on a boat on an ocean world with his quarry and has to plot his escape)
- “Rates of Acceleration” – novelette (wherein Faceless impersonates the bodyguard to a death race contestant marked for assassination and catches some feelings)
- “Infection Vector” – short story (wherein Faceless is contracted by a grieving mother to kill the bird-scientists who engineered a deadly plague)
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU to nominate any or all of these stories on your awards ballots. There, see – now you have to do it. Everybody is watching. The whole internet.
Thank you for your attention to this matter! I now return you to your regularly scheduled internet dumpster fires.
“That Far Uncharted Ocean” is an AnLab Finalist! Read it now!
Hello, friends!
Even more writing news coming your way! My novelette “That Far Uncharted Ocean” (the one about a coast guard officer teaching a bunch of alien snails how to sail on an ocean planet) has been selected as a finalist for the AnLab awards over at Analog Science Fiction and Fact. While the winners won’t be revealed until the July/August 2025 issue, up until that time you have a unique opportunity to read one of my short stories for free! It’s available for download here!
Go get it!
In Genie-related News!
IF WISHES WERE RETAIL has a new cover! This is really just the old cover, but with a slight redesign from the ARC (advance reader copy). They shifted the background into something a little less, you know, pitch black and moved some elements around. I think it looks pretty good!
It also features a blurb on the cover by bestselling super-author Sarah Beth Durst! She says:
“Irresistibly fun and funny, with a ton of heart and depth! This is the kind of book that sneaks up on you and sticks with you!”
—Sarah Beth Durst, author of The Spellshop
Isn’t that awesome? I’ve actually gotten a whole BUNCH of extremely complimentary advance reviews on this book! I’ll be sharing more of them as we get closer to the pub date! Pre-order your copy today!
New Story Alert: Read “Brood Parasitism” in Mar/Apr 2024 Analog!
Hey there!
Exciting news, everyone! I’ve got a new story out in this month’s Analog Science Fiction and Fact.
Titled “Brood Parasitism,” this is the seventh published story featuring Faceless, the shapeshifting assassin, in the bleak, amoral landscape of the Union of Stars. If you like Faceless, or even just like unique and unusual aliens in your short fiction, then this story is for you. In it, Faceless has taken a contract against a Lhassa patriarch on behalf of his employers, who are already dead at the patriarch’s hands. Check it out!
This is my 5th Faceless story in Analog and my 7th publication with them overall. Years ago, when I got that first acceptance letter from this venerable, respectable, BIG DEAL of a magazine (it was once Astounding – the granddaddy of all SF short fiction magazines!), I never thought I’d see my name consistently on the table of contents, but here we are. I even have another one coming from Analog later this year (“That Far Uncharted Ocean” – look for it!).
My first sale there (“Mercy, Killer,” about an AI serial killer that only kills other AIs) I felt like was a bit of a fluke, mostly because I didn’t really consider myself a “short story” author, but rather a novelist. But here I am, about 12 years later or so, with a lot more short fiction to brag about than novels. Don’t get me wrong – I’m still hard at work on novels and hope to have something to report to you all very soon – but it’s funny that my career has veered from writing epic fantasy to publishing space opera in the world premier hard SF venue.
Anyway, you can find the magazine in most Barnes and Noble bookstores (and a lot of indie bookstores as well, if they have a solid magazine rack) and you can purchase subscriptions through their website (linked above) if you’re really interested in SF in a very old-school, very Project: Hail Mary kind of way.
Happy reading!
New Story Out: Read “Tool Consciousness” in Analog!
Hi, everyone!
I’ve got a new story out this month! “Tool Consciousness” is the latest in my series of linked scifi short stories featuring Faceless, the shape-shifting assassin, and it’s bleak trek across the amoral universe of the Union of Stars. This time, it is immersed in the opaque politics of the Thraad Consortiums:
Thraad consortiums governed according to a kind of genetic inertia—whoever had the most disciples got to dictate to other consortiums what was done. If there were lots of consortiums and no clear hegemony, they combined into larger and larger consortiums until one of the newly coalesced consortiums had clear authority. At some point, I was given to understand, this would all break down into chaos and then the various members of the consortiums would wander off and form new ones. And so on and so forth.
The only reason I knew all this garbage about how the snails arranged their society is that I was now an integral part of their stupid plans. It involved sneaking into a Thraad hatchery, disguising myself as an egg, and irradiating a specific percentage of the real eggs there with a rad-gun so that they wouldn’t ever hatch and, thereby, strengthen their parent consortium.
This is the 4th Faceless story to appear in Analog and the 6th to be published overall. There are more coming, too – “Brood Parasitism” should be published in Analog sometime next year, and I’m working on collecting an anthology of Faceless tales to be published in its own right, as well (including some new stories!), but that might be a while yet.
Anyway, if you’ve got a subscription to Analog, go check it out! Leave a review somewhere! If you don’t have any such subscription, get one! Analog is the place for hard scifi and classic space opera adventure, and if those are your cup of tea, you can’t miss!
In the meantime, if/when I have any more publishing news to share, I’ll be sure to let you all know here! Onward and upward, friends!
The Year’s Top Tales of Space and Time 3, Featuring “Proof of Concept!”
Hi, everyone!

Snazzy cover, eh?
Another writing update!
My short story “Proof of Concept” (first published in Analog Science Fiction and Fact in May of 2022) had been reprinted in this snazzy new best-of anthology from Infinivox SF. The anthology is called The Year’s Top Tales of Space and Time 3 and it features my own work plus that of 11 other very talented authors writing on the very cutting edge of science fiction. Check it out!
In other news…
I have sold another Faceless story to Analog! “Brood Parasitism” will be appearing in a future issue. There will be more Faceless content before that, too, in a story titled “Tool Consciousness” which should be coming out (also in Analog) sometime before the end of the year (I think). Lots of moody, shape-shifting blob assassin stuff coming your way!
Finding Me on Social Media
If any of you out there have been following me on Twitter, know that I’ve cut back my activity there by a lot thanks to, well, you know. These days you can find me regularly on Bluesky (assuming you have an invite) at aahabershaw.bsky.social. See you in the sky!
Read “Proof of Concept,” my scifi novelette on Locus’s Recommended List!
Hi, everyone!
So, big-time exciting news (and somewhat belated, as it happened a couple weeks back), but one of the novelettes I published in 2022, “Proof of Concept,” made the Locus Recommended Reading List! For those of you who don’t know, Locus is the SFF trade publication of record, and each year around the time when people are nominating for various
awards (the Hugos, the Nebulas, etc.), they list off what they think was the best stuff from that year to give people a guide for what to read and (potentially) nominate. AND I MADE THE LIST! Yay me!
Now, this doesn’t actually mean I’m going to get nominated for something. In fact, I highly doubt it – I’m not particularly well known and the field is extremely competitive, but it is really nice to know that some people out there who know their stuff think I deserve some attention.
Additionally, the magazine that published “Proof of Concept,” Analog Science Fiction and Fact, has elected to make the story free to read (for a limited time, I imagine). You can download it HERE, so check it out! It’s a story about weird aliens, memory holes, exploitation, and literal self-discovery. Another way of putting it is that it is a scifi survival horror story from the point of view of the monster. This story is part of a linked series of stories I’ve been publishing with Analog for the last year or two, with the fourth in that series due out sometime later this year. So check it out!
And thanks to everyone – reviewers, fans, and friends – who gave this story some love and got me on that list. Here’s hoping I can place one there next year, too!



















