Yesterday was a really bad day for me.
First, I had trouble getting out of bed.

Then, I had a stiff neck.

I washed my hair and then couldn’t do a thing with it!

I felt hung over and I wasn’t even drinking last night, dammit!

My new diet doesn’t seem to be working out.

Later, when I tried to exercise, I pulled a muscle.

Making matters worse, that new hat I bought — looked a whole lot better in the store.

I kept losing things.

The boss just had to chew on me at work.

Lunchtime came and I got caught in the rain.

Then, the lunch I ate didn’t agree with me at all!

I felt really trapped, you know?

The last straw was having uninvited guests show up for dinner.

And…to top it all off, I think I’m coming down with the flu.

Finally alone at night, I hear a noise down in the basement!

Maybe tomorrow will be better….Sigh.
Thought for the day:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
just pee on it and walk away.
