Fibbing Friday #284

Last week Pensitivity101 summarised as ‘Oh My’.
Some of these are bound to be familiar, but put your fibbing hats on and be inventive with these:

1Oxymoron

Is the idiot who keeps taking Percocet long after he needs to, and gets addicted.

2. Ooky

Is the sweet, round biscuit that my 4-year-old Great-grandson asks for

3. Oodleplex

This is the McDonald’s-type ball-pit that the local Google building supplies, full of Furbies, teddy bears, Beanie-Babies, and Minions, for employee destressing, and daycare play area.

4. Obfuscate

That was me at any of the local roller-rinks, back before my joints began to make more noise than a lobster going into boiling water.

5. Obstreperous

Isn’t that an ancient symbol depicting a snake or dragon eating its own tail?  That would certainly keep it quiet.

6. Oddsock

That’s our pet name for our dryer.  I believe that, when all the lost socks mass together, that’s what causes black holes.

7. Orzo

He’s the drummer in the heavy-metal band – Five Finger Death Punch.

8. Onomatopoeia

That’s what my dog will do, if she won’t let us know she really should go outside, because it’s raining.

9. Oodles

This is the brand name of the ramen that the son buys, by the case.

10. Oompah

The tuba was invented to mimic the sound made by Germans who had consumed too much bratwurst and sauerkraut.