Last week Pensitivity101 summarised as ‘Oh My’.
Some of these are bound to be familiar, but put your fibbing hats on and be inventive with these:
1. Oxymoron
Is the idiot who keeps taking Percocet long after he needs to, and gets addicted.
2. Ooky
Is the sweet, round biscuit that my 4-year-old Great-grandson asks for
3. Oodleplex
This is the McDonald’s-type ball-pit that the local Google building supplies, full of Furbies, teddy bears, Beanie-Babies, and Minions, for employee destressing, and daycare play area.
4. Obfuscate
That was me at any of the local roller-rinks, back before my joints began to make more noise than a lobster going into boiling water.
5. Obstreperous
Isn’t that an ancient symbol depicting a snake or dragon eating its own tail? That would certainly keep it quiet.
6. Oddsock
That’s our pet name for our dryer. I believe that, when all the lost socks mass together, that’s what causes black holes.
7. Orzo
He’s the drummer in the heavy-metal band – Five Finger Death Punch.
8. Onomatopoeia
That’s what my dog will do, if she won’t let us know she really should go outside, because it’s raining.
9. Oodles
This is the brand name of the ramen that the son buys, by the case.
10. Oompah
The tuba was invented to mimic the sound made by Germans who had consumed too much bratwurst and sauerkraut.

