Similar fibs from Pensitivity101 as the previous week’s theme. How would you define these words?

1. Biblioklept

The guy who police are after, because he hasn’t returned 57 library books

2. Acnestis

An acute case of teenage facial skin problem that is so bad that it needs to be cured with skin-smoothing sand-blasting – or a girlfriend

3. Wrest pin

A victory in the carefully-choreographed (but totally real) redneck sport of Professional Wrestling.  Strike a chord??

4. Agelast

A British expression.  In North America they are known as senior citizens.

5. Peristeronic

That’s the name of the wave-like muscular contractions that move shit out of people’s anuses.  If only we could discover a control for the ones that move shit out of politicians’ mouths.

6.  Limerence:

King Chuckles the Threeth’s favourite citrus pudding

7.  Sonder:

Wonder is when you’re not sure of something.
Sonder is when you are absolutely certain.

OR

Sonder is what the Great-Grandson calls the noise in the sky during rainstorms.  His slightly-younger sister calls the clear liquid that we sprinkle on French fries/chips, ‘gimmicker.’

8.  Vellichor:

That’s the rip-off (If you’ll excuse the expression) imitation of the VELCRO ©™ brand of sealer strip.  It only works about three times, and then it’s not Rrriiipp anymore.  It’s more like R.I.P.  😮

9.  Petrichor:

A giant British fuel company which is trying to establish a national monopoly

10. Lugubrious:

The automobile oil-change chain that’s operated by Petrichor