See, Sigh, So, Some

Blog Prompt: DO YOU EVER SEE WILD ANIMALS?

The beautiful young couple who purchased the other half of our semi-detached, have set up a hot tub on the back deck, practically under my bedroom window.  They have two other beautiful-couple pairs of friends who came over every weekend, and shared the tub.  So far it’s all just been string bikinis and playful splashing, but I’m keeping an eye on them in case it goes to full nudity and drunken pool sex.
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The blogger who I lifted this prompt from, said that “he lived in the city, and he never saw any wild animals.’  I don’t know what he thinks (or doesn’t think) ‘Wild Animals’ are, but even downtown, rats, and seagulls and crows fit the definition.  Every little park and green space would have squirrels/chipmunks.

I live out in the ‘Burbs,’ and, aside from the new neighbors, there is no shortage of wild animals.  I had a rather startling, nose-to-nose meeting with a possum a couple of years back.  A female skunk lives under my concrete front porch.  She’s raised a couple of broods of babies.  I’ve heard them, but never seen them.  I’ve learned to turn on the porch light, if I have to go out in the dark.  The wife put a pottery ‘toad-house’ in the front garden, and a toad lives under it.

A relatively new road was cut through the woods behind a golf course.  Several times I’ve seen red foxes quickly crossing the street.  I don’t drive at night much anymore, but a couple of times, a ‘cat’ crossing the road, has turned out to be a racoon, when I get closer.

Besides the gulls and crows, there are birds aplenty – robins, sparrows, chickadees, juncos, blue jays and cardinals.  Ravens and turkey buzzards circle the skies, waiting to clean up the road-kill, especially out near the land-fill.  Occasionally, even a great blue heron serenely floats across my sky.

The daughter’s housing complex abuts a creek that flows into the small lake in the downtown park.  A red-tailed hawk regularly roosts in a tall pine tree behind her house.  There are also noisy blue jays and cardinals, though not when the hawk is around.  A clan each, of ducks and Canada geese, paddle up and down the creek.

Apparently none of them like to swim through the culvert which carries the creek under her street.  It’s a good thing that she lives on a block-long dead-end, and traffic is sparse and slow-moving.  It is common to have to slam on the brakes as a line of them ascend the bank, arrogantly march across the road, and even through her parking area.  It’s even cuter in the spring, when broods of ducklings and goslings stretch out the line of the parade.  They sometimes eat frogs and crawdads which live in the creek.

Meanwhile, over at the lake in the park….  I don’t know whether they qualify as ‘wildlife,’ but the city purchased and installed a pair of swans.  Swans ‘usually’ mate for life.  The female died.  25 miles away, in Stratford, Ontario, a male swan died.  City works crews purchased the female, drove her over, and introduced Ophelia, to our German ‘Otto.’  After two years, it seems a happy and successful second marriage for them both.

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The second blog award that Benzeknees was spewing in the wind, like radiation from the Fukishima reactor, was the Wonderful Team Member Readership Award.  This is a relatively new award, begun by Managua Gunn on August 29, 2012.  His reason for creating the award is, “That is a part of blogging, just as listening is a part of speaking.” or something like that.  I wasn’t really paying much attention.

The Rules

Display the logo on your page.

Already done!  Not only am I a shiny objects magpie, I’m a cheap-ass Scottish magpie.  Something pretty?  And I get it for nothing??  That’s going up at the top.

Finish the sentence: A great reader is….

A great reader is….probably at someone else’s site.  The drivel I put out is like topical analgesic.  After a hard day at the office, or trying to finish a novel, you roll around in my hot-spa prose, and rub it on like A-535.  It smells almost as good and will probably allow you to go to sleep in minutes.  There are no hidden nuggets of social significance, and that big bubble was just marsh-gas!  Yeah, marsh-gas.

Nominate 14 readers, readers I truly value.

I truly value all my readers – and my likers – and my commenters.  Like you, I rub them on like A-535, and they let me go to sleep quickly and happily, with a nice warm feeling, although the wife often complains about that swamp-gas smell.  All the good candidates have already been taken, and I’m too lazy and selfabsorbed busy with my writing to locate others.

Notify your nominees by means of comments or pingbacks.

Well, you’ve already seen what happened in the way of nominees.  I am not the world’s best team-player.  I’m not even sure I’m authorised to accept an award with the word “Team” in it.  I’m a rugged individualist, damn it.  Who in Hell is authorised to authorise me to do anything?  And would I listen if they did?

Even though I don’t always play nice with others, I do appreciate the occasional bit of adulation, and the chance to get further off my rocker than usual.  Many thanks, in particular to Benzeknees, for forcing me to face this little exercise in composition, and to the rest of you who continue to read the rants and rambles of the grumpy old dude.  You drive my stats, and my spirits, up.  Excelsior!