’23 A To Z Challenge – P

When people talk about me – and they do – in hushed tones, until the medical-transfer van arrives – Dear Lord, Anne, he does jabber on, doesn’t he?  I thought he’d never shut up.  He just goes on and on, and on, and on.  I’ve learned my lesson.  Never again will I ask if there are any questions at a production meeting, when he’s there.  I thought Bob was going to pee himself before he finally shut up.  It was like he had an oral orgasm – a

PLEONASM

Verbosity; The use of more words than are necessary to express an idea; redundancy.

He was just spewing random trivia in all directions.  I see how Monica Lewinski got the stains on her blue dress.  And he just kept raising rhetorical questions, without letting anyone else get a word in edgewise.  I think that he breathes through his ears.  That could be fun in the bedroom, but not in the boardroom.

The mental-health attendant said that they’ll give him some Lithium treatment, and he should be quiet when he comes back to work Monday.

😀

A to Z Challenge – N

april-challenge

What do I need to talk about, for the letter

letter-n  ?

What time is it now?
Why?
I just wondered how long it’s been since you first figured that any of my business was any of
your business.

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Damn, the woman could talk! And not just talk, but prying, and wheedling, and digging, and investigating.  If she spent half as much time and energy doing her work, as she did in insinuating herself into other people’s affairs, we could all have Fridays off with pay.

She liked to portray herself as interested, supportive, caring and curious. She had no qualms about asking questions that even a husband/wife, psychiatrist or priest would hesitate to raise, and acted outraged if someone declined to give out every detail of sensitive, highly personal information.

She may have felt that she was the office counsellor and confidante, reducing stress and raising morale. The rest of us just thought that she was a Nosy bitch!   😯