Last week Pensitivity’s questions were provided by Jim Adams. Thanks Jim.
These are all legitimate medications, but how would you describe them (does not have to be medicine)?
- Ciprofloxacin
The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters. It is defined as “the act of estimating something as worthless.” This word is its little brother – the Readers Digest condensed version that only refers to my inbred hillbilly neighbours. They heard that 50% of automobile accidents occur within a mile of home – so they moved here instead. Speaking of accidents – they must be referring to all their 9 kids. No-one would have any of them intentionally.
- Domperidone
He was the drunken priest who invented champagne.
- Idebenone
This was my response, when the Mother-in-law asked how many would help organize their family picnic.
- Anakinra
That was Darth Vader’s twin sister. It runs in the family. The doctor told Little Lulu that, not only was she pregnant, and that she was having twins. She laughed and laughed. She knew she’d never been out on a double date in her life.
- Cisplatin
Dinnerware at a restaurant that doesn’t allow Trans diners, because they can’t afford to add a third washroom.
- Pancuronium
It’s the latest street scam – an inert, placebo pill – but the dealers claim that, “It’ll get you up. It’ll get you down. It’ll get you off! For only $25 a hit.” And they have gullible, repeat, satisfied customers. Apparently there are only so many IQ points. As the population increases, the average decreases.
- Xgeva
That’s the real name of the benevolent Nigerian prince.
- Dihydroergotamine
A Greek immigrant who won a lottery
- Bloxiverz
That’s when you ‘unfriend’ someone on Facebook, but they apologize, and you change your mind.
- Phosex
This is an immature, arrogant activity, indulged in by the likes of Anthony Weiner. One little prick, sending women unwanted pictures of another little prick.
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