Instructor: Welcome to salsa class. Who’s ready to learn how to dance??
Me: hiding bag of tortilla chips There’s been a mistake.
***
I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.
***
We were doing icebreakers at a business meeting, and asked what everyone’s favorite Beatles song was. The boss’s answer – “Satisfaction.”
No-one corrected him.
***
A man walked into a medical clinic, and told the receptionist that he had a 1:30 appointment. “Which doctor?” she asked. “No thanks, just a regular one.” he replied.
***
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
***
I’m at that age where my mind thinks that I’m still 29, my humor suggests that I’m 12, and my body keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.
***
An antelope and a lion entered a diner and took a booth near the window. When the waiter approached, the antelope said, “I’ll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes.”
“And what would your friend have?”
“Nothing,” replied the antelope.
The waiter persisted, “Isn’t he hungry?”
“Hey, if he were hungry,” said the antelope, “would I be sitting here?”
Archon's Den 