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Fibbing Friday #275

Pensitivity101’s theme last week was What’s in a Name.

The following are all nicknames for celebrities but who or what would you suggest they could be?

1. Nitro

He’s the Pain-Free dentist in the local plaza, who offers “laughing gas” anesthetic.  His office is right next to the cannabis dispensary.  It’s a hApPy neighborhood.

2. Skinny Legs

Melania Trump.  I assume she gets a bulk discount on Ozempic.  When she turns sideways, she disappears, except for the package shelf.  She has to keep moving to cast a shadow.  She once swallowed a martini olive whole, and The Donald accused her of cheating.

3. Iron

She’s the one you pay extra for service, at the BDSM studio – you naughty boy.

4. Mailman

That’s the guy that works with metal rings to make up chainmail pieces.  There are also Mailwomen too!
They make some serious amazing stuff….

5. BoJo

The guy with the original short form label…  Mister Bo Jangles!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKm_EgDI_-E

6. Teflon Tony

Silicone is passé in cosmetic surgery.  He’s the transgender doctor who specializes in turning boys into girls, and verse vica.

7. Iron Lady

Any local Mennonite housewife.  It’s not my fault that they won’t buy wrinkle-free farm shirts.

8. J.Lo

Late night talk show host Jay Leno

9. Smokin’

My co-worker asked me, “Does your wife smoke after sex?”  I replied, “Not quite!”

10. Bottler Brown

My uncle Rusty Melvin, finally got tired of the long, drag home from the local pub.  He now pays a special cartage service to deliver cases of dark Newcastle Ale to his cottage.  He says it saves on the fist fights, and DWI and public drunkenness fines.

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Fibbing Friday Good For What Ails You

Last week Pensitivity’s questions were provided by Jim Adams. Thanks Jim.
These are all legitimate medications, but how would you describe them (does not have to be medicine)?

  1. Ciprofloxacin

The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is flocci­nauci­nihili­pili­fication at 29 letters.  It is defined as “the act of estimating something as worthless.”  This word is its little brother – the Readers Digest condensed version that only refers to my inbred hillbilly neighbours.  They heard that 50% of automobile accidents occur within a mile of home – so they moved here instead.  Speaking of accidents – they must be referring to all their 9 kids.  No-one would have any of them intentionally.

  1. Domperidone

He was the drunken priest who invented champagne.

  1. Idebenone

This was my response, when the Mother-in-law asked how many would help organize their family picnic.

  1. Anakinra

That was Darth Vader’s twin sister.  It runs in the family.  The doctor told Little Lulu that, not only was she pregnant, and that she was having twins.  She laughed and laughed.  She knew she’d never been out on a double date in her life.

  1. Cisplatin

Dinnerware at a restaurant that doesn’t allow Trans diners, because they can’t afford to add a third washroom.

  1. Pancuronium

It’s the latest street scam – an inert, placebo pill – but the dealers claim that, “It’ll get you up.  It’ll get you down.  It’ll get you off!  For only $25 a hit.”  And they have gullible, repeat, satisfied customers.  Apparently there are only so many IQ points.  As the population increases, the average decreases.

  1. Xgeva

That’s the real name of the benevolent Nigerian prince.

  1. Dihydroergotamine

A Greek immigrant who won a lottery

  1. Bloxiverz

That’s when you ‘unfriend’ someone on Facebook, but they apologize, and you change your mind.

  1. Phosex

This is an immature, arrogant activity, indulged in by the likes of Anthony Weiner.  One little prick, sending women unwanted pictures of another little prick.