One day a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
Proudly he yelled back, “Chicago Bears!”
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Max and his wife Lola received a letter from their daughter who had gone to study Modern Biochemistry overseas:
She wrote: My beloved parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back, you will be so old. Therefore, I am enclosing a bottle of a red potion that I have invented. It will make you 5 years younger and so when I return, you will be the same age as I left you. Please, take only a drop.
Goodbye I love you!”
They opened the envelope and found the bottle with the red potion.
Max looked at his wife and said. “You go first.”
Lola took a drop and when she indeed turned 5 years younger, Max immediately did the same.
Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother, she is younger and happier and she is carrying a baby on her back. She tells her daughter how the potion worked and how it has made her look younger. The daughter is happy and she asks about her father.
“Your father? Hmmm! You know how men don’t listen! He drank the whole bottle.”
“Whaaat! Where is he?”
“Who do you think is on my back?”
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You thought that the last couple of jokes were bad?? Well, this Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two, combined.
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Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.”
The second kid replies, ”Yeah? Well, that’s nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door.”
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A group of engineering professors are all offered a free trip to Hawaii and are aboard the plane about to depart when the pilot announces, “This trip is a gift from all your grateful students over the years, students who, by the way, built this very plane you’re about to fly in.”
The professors immediately panic and make a break for the exits, all save one who sits calmly in their seat.
“Are you crazy?” another professor asks them. “Didn’t you hear that our students built this plane?”
“What are you all even worried about?” came the reply. “It’s not like this thing is going to fly!”
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