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And all of the facts

You paid your back back

Took all the pills

Paid all the bills

Removed all the gills

From the dead fishes

Washing your dishes

Getting suspicious

Staring at bitches

Being malicious

Wishing you could

Have them pull your pud

Straight in their faces

Counting your paces

To the full beaches

Sucking like leeches

Eating green peaches

Taking your time

Combing your hair

It ain’t at all fair

When people stare

No savoir-faire

Your friends are all rude

Eat all of your food

Come round in the nude

Some shifty dude

Stole all your shit

And you got left hit

In the right tit

Now you are it

Pass it all on

To some cute moron

Looking forlorn

That you can score on

And then you woke up

Not giving a fuck

Passing the buck

Crashing your truck

Having bad luck

Giving a toot

Wanting a root

Now you are a mute

About all this banter

Go for a canter

Drink some flat Fanta

With Carlos Santana

Don’t be a clown

Wearing a frown

In your wedding gown

Catch buses downtown

To get around

With all the fools

Who broke all the rules

Fluting’s a tool

Shimmying dancer

Stabbing like lancers

Lower intestine

Go out for a good time

Try not to be malign

Got spotted by Dick

You don’t fit no click

Went out with fat chicks

Loved it how you’re tall

Shoplifting at some mall

Then you had a short fall

So now this is it

You smell like shit

Slapped by a writ

Got robbed by a mouse

Locked out of your house

Shivered in hell

Fell into inkwells

Ring tinnitus bells

Class is back in

Quieten the din

We’ll try to fit in

Sex sure ain’t a sin

Andrew Stuart Buchanan