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36 Days in The Hole

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 36 Days In The Whole Hole

I can’t live without you here

My gut has swallowed all the fear

Your holiday has been too long

Come back help me sing this song

I’ll show you one you show me two

And teach me how to tie this shoe

Untie the knot and show me how

Loosen up your furrowed brow

Could you show me what you’ve got?

I’ve brought my own I’ll borrow not

All I want is your love hon

Let me move up squeeze your bum

Sunny days I think of you

You make porridge I make stew

Share the heat is the best way

The eyes have won when you say nay

Come back I miss your great mind

Never leave you back behind

All I need is one more chance

You and me can do a dance

Couldn’t love you any less

I’ll help loosen all your stress

I know just how to touch your bits

Listen to Straightjacket Fits

Let me show you that I’m yours

Be the cat that licked the paws

I would choke on your hair ball

I’ll never hate you not at all

Can’t T’nac

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This one is pretty crazy even for my standards

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Know Hare

Pleased to meet you

I hope you guessed my name

Know hare

Throw a fit

Half lit

Half of the time

Like child I rhyme

It screams

The pain

Like acid

Rain

Inside a vein

No it’s my

Spine

I can’t deny

The shame

The blame

They feel the

Same

Not Samo

It’s a shamo

There is no end

Except at death

So hold your breath

Stop whistle ref

Can’t sign half deaf

Hare know

I called you show

No control

Or Hero still boss

Cause I don’t

Give a toss

Let’s hit the road

Wants a prince

Well kiss a toad

If there is a Lord

Only guess they’re bored

My life is a bad dream

Deaf to silent scream

Third time the charm

Tattoo arm

Too much pain and sorrow

I’ll leave tomorrow

I dug a hole

To New York City

It’s always shitty

The people dress the same

No ref yet game

She is a friendly ghost

I still need her most

Nobody’s watching

The watchers

Contraband

The fake Swatches

They called me a bleeder

And Lord knows I need her

The sky is falling

Can’t walk I’m crawling

Just woke out of a coma

Icare misnomer

Deaf to my old dream

My sex her scream

Tripping on Gin

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I fell into a trap

Scum-sucking

Leeches

Washed up on beaches

Took my toll

On rock and roll

Blush Chuck Berry

I am very

Beat

You’re heartless

What pumps your blood?

Can’t hear the thud

I’ll lend you mine

All I got is rhyme

Lost my job

My ability

Silly me

I should have asked God

To switch me off

The ringing

Let’s me know it’s real

No deal to be made

Too disabled

Organised by lot

You’re broken

She left me

When she heard the news

So I sing the blues

No guitar

I can’t drive car

Push my arse in wheelchair

Icare don’t care

Not part of solution

I fell into a trap

White men shouldn’t rap

Or jump

Feel my heart beat

Vibrate the street

Can I have a sip?

And can I come

On Nigella’s tits

While playing

Right Said Fred’s

Greatest hits

Say she is too sexy

For a shirt

She is so sexy it hurt

Worse than

Your curse

Dylan hiding

In verse

Improvise

To rehearse

I fell into a trap

Dr Jeckyll

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Whisper   (drag out)

To never forget

The safest bet

Stay home

Wrapped in blanket

Outrageous fortune

Miss dissed us

Hate me

Hate you

Dr Jeckyl

Miss Hyde

You should change your name

Via Deed-poll

Religion breeds hate

Can’t find a date

Who will have me

I am ugly

Within

Cast the first stone

She’s ssssss

Personified

I’m homesick

For a place I’ve never been

Rumi was an idiot

Bukowski

bent over

Dostoevsky

Multiply

Divide subtract

Then add

While masturbating

She don’t talk much

Just screams

Like the

Devil with no

Whiskey

Then tripping on gin

Begin the induction

Watch me choke

On instructions

Shake well

Do not consume

Cold water only

Snap

Crackle

Then

Pop the weasel

Burn the easel

Less art

The facist

Cries

Aaahhhhh

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Counting the Beat

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The Beat

I’m counting the beat

While the beat goes on

Two left feet

But I’ll still dance for you

Reinvent the one-two

Three for free

And you for me

I’m sick and poor

Prostate on the floor

She walked right past

Chopped down my mast

I cannot sail

Jonah eats whale

Not Japanese

That dog has fleas

One two three four five

I’m still alive

But feels like death

Holding my breath

Here comes the wave

I am not brave

Just dumb

My head feels numb

The potion worked

The Captain Kirk

I’m counting the beat

While the beat goes on

Felt her heat

Strangled my meat

Masturbate the fantasy

It’s better than reality

Elevate my soul

She’s still a doll

Blood from the cannula

Sing like it’s an opera

She put a line in her nose

Open show and then close

The curtain

I’m left hurting

Clutching chest

Collect the twigs for a nest

Build a home for us babe

She gives it all and then gave

Priorities

Disabled a minority

I have no rights

Shadow boxing then fight

I’ll beat you senseless

Then caress your wife

I am dead with a life

Not much good

They put a hood on my head

He wrote the book and then read

The red wine

Said they’re fine

In collecting

Metal detecting