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Bone of Le Idiote Vulture Pulnder (phonics)

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Hold your lips

Talk shit

Backflip

Radio’s dead

Got a hole in my head

Need a D4 battery

Some

Intellectual healing

Marked cards

That you’re dealing

I cannot stand

For my rights

They’ve been

Taken from me

Hold my hand dear

I won’t you hold

you back

I can only get better

That’s not true

I will only get worse

My life’s a drag

The lack of time is my only concern

This can’t be my lot

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Dr Jeckyll

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Whisper   (drag out)

To never forget

The safest bet

Stay home

Wrapped in blanket

Outrageous fortune

Miss dissed us

Hate me

Hate you

Dr Jeckyl

Miss Hyde

You should change your name

Via Deed-poll

Religion breeds hate

Can’t find a date

Who will have me

I am ugly

Within

Cast the first stone

She’s ssssss

Personified

I’m homesick

For a place I’ve never been

Rumi was an idiot

Bukowski

bent over

Dostoevsky

Multiply

Divide subtract

Then add

While masturbating

She don’t talk much

Just screams

Like the

Devil with no

Whiskey

Then tripping on gin

Begin the induction

Watch me choke

On instructions

Shake well

Do not consume

Cold water only

Snap

Crackle

Then

Pop the weasel

Burn the easel

Less art

The facist

Cries

Aaahhhhh

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God’s Half-Evil

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Kill the postman then
Male your daughter
First one in the
Rabbi slaughters

Seafood’s older
Now you’re shorter
Eat more cobwebs
Lick the mortar

Wash your friends
Then flick their balls
Evenings’ junk mail at
Shopping malls

Muscle bound
Disintegrator
I’ll take more time
So I’ll see you later

Triple jump
The sad mosquitos
Refried beachhead
Egg Doritos

Pinch the muscles
Flex your ego
Dim the redheads
Sink the needles

Sexy mucous
Drunken weasel
Pope’s a fascist
God’s half evil

Fool the elders
Pull your pants down
Urinate
The final countdown

You never knew
From know-how
Eating low-fat
Holy cow

Popping pimples
Shave your head
Spoil the yoghurt
If you dare

Natures own
The garden of Eden
Picture postcard
Penis bleeding

Reach around
And tie your hair back
Take a flat beer
From this six pack

Kill what’s inside
Make up your own mind
Be a nice guy
You’ll end up inside

The “penis bleeding” bit is from when I woke from the surgery to implant a prosthetic sphincter to find blood coming out of my penis. Yes things have been tough for me but I still have my savage sense of humour to get me through all of this