“Oh my God! Sanchez… Shit!”
I turned torch and gun aimed toward Marins. “Waddya got…” I stopped mid sentence thinking that shit wasn’t quite expletive enough to cover it.
“You kiddin’ me? What the fu…they said BnE right?”
I could tell from his wide eyes and panicked voice that Marins needed reassurance, but I was running low.
“Rent-a-cop called in a break in right? Right?”
“Yah 594.” It wouldn’t take a crack detective to figure the how out, based on her scorched hands and the ozone smell of burnt out wiring, but the why would be a different story. I mean what makes a person get out in the rain to trespass in an abandoned textile mill with about 50 pounds of yarn anyway? “Better call it in Marins.”
“Oh okay just give me a sec I need to look up the code for a yarn bombing gone south.”
A bubble of hysterical laughter built in my chest till I couldn’t contain myself any longer. “Just cut the shit and hurry up Marins if this ends up on the nightly news the kiddies are going to have Technicolor nightmares.”
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Sooo I have been crafting Christmas gifts for call my relatives this year which means I have been remiss in the WordPress posting department. I hope you can all forgive me, for the lack of posts and possible lack of holiday spirit in my Christmas eve post 🙂
You got to love the kind of bored/crazy that makes a person knit or crochet a giant squid suit for a tree or a bench monster.
Yarn bombers your confuse and intrigue me!
Happy Holidays y’all!



