sorry mom

So...I woke up the other day and decided to clean the house. I started with the laundry. Then I moved to feeding the kids breakfast. I cleaned up the mess from breakfast and looked at the dishes from the night before. I did those then switched the laundry. I went up to my room and cleaned it and made the bed. I came downstairs and saw that the kids had taken the cereal and spilled it all over the kitchen floor. I cleaned the kitchen again. I took the laundry up to my bed and came back down to start another load. I went upstairs and the kids had taken the laundry off the bed, thrown it on the floor, and gotten under the covers of my bed. I made the bed again, put the laundry on the bed and shewed the kid out. By this time I made lunch. Then I had to clean the kitchen from the lunch mess. I put the kids down for a nap and mopped the kitchen. I then cleaned the bathroom. The kids woke up and I switched the laundry. A little bit later the kids were getting restless so I took them out to water the garden. They watered each other instead and got more mud on themselves than water in the garden. I took them in and started the bath while I also started dinner. I went up, washed them and started draining the tub. I ran downstairs to finish dinner. T came out of the bathroom covered in soap. That soap was consequently all over the bathroom. While cleaning that I noticed the layer of dirt in the tub from the kids bath but then remembered I was making dinner. I ran downstairs threw everything together, set the table and Drew got home. The laundry was all over the bed, the kitchen was a mess, the bathroom was dirty, and there were toys all over the living room. Drew asked (innocently), "what did you do all day?" I replied, "cleaned" and I could tell that he was trying to decided if I was joking or testing him. Since he is smart he just said, "looks good".
My point: I am so sorry mom for every time that I rolled my eyes when you said, "I just cleaned that". I honestly had NO idea!!!

good laugh

I got a good laugh today while doing my school work. I am taking a financial course and the chapter is on insurance. Here are some actual lines from actual accident reports that made me crack up!!!

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
"I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
	"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"The guy was all over the place, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
	"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
"I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before."
	"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."
"I was on my way to the doctor's with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident."
	"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
	"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."
"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
	"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished."
"When I saw I could not avoid a collision,I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."
	"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over."