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hatiquette continued

Locatiom, location, location! Context is everything. Note that Lady Gaga wasn’t even invited to the royal wedding. Had she been, she might not have gone as Drusilla, but I think it unlikely she would have chosen that occasion to appear as Salvador Dali’s dinner.

Anyway, as a control, can I just say I think this one is a lot better. It is of course ridiculous, but in a good way. It’s interesting, it’s graceful, it works with the shape of her face, it has more precedents in hatwear than in funerary stonewear. And it goes with her look. I quite like the hair, too;  like those happy childhood afternoons with the dolls, and the paints…

While the steam runs out on the famous other one, news is that it’s to be auctioned. One wag asked: who will want it? But I think the answer is, plenty of people. Judging from the evidence.

The final ignominy

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The royal wedding: “Mork calling Orson, come in Orson…”

Not many were lucky enough to witness the magic moment when the portal opened...

This is a holding post – there will be more! I promise. But here is proof that the royal wedding really did take place at least partly in an alternative universe, which merely bore an uncanny resemblance to our own city.

We had already suspected it, of course.

Thanks to my friend Karen’s Facebook page.

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HELLS ANGLES & PROLIFIC DEAMONS

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So, the whole world knows now that Alexander McQueen, the bad boy of British fashion, the East End boy made Gucci, the “pink sheep of the family,” has killed himself in London. It is really tragic. Forty years old and all the rest of it. “It just goes to show,” they’re saying in my local sandwich bar, “you can be as rich and talented as you like but if you’re not happy, eh…”

Three years ago Isabella Blow, his close friend and mentor, killed herself; she was depressed, and also had cancer. The greatest single risk factor for suicide is being close to a suicide. There must be something about it that just blows open the doors… At the time there were rumours that she and McQueen, whom she had discovered straight from fashion college, had fallen out, to which McQueen had replied: “It’s so much bollocks. These people just don’t know what they’re talking about. They don’t know me. They don’t know my relationship with Isabella. It’s complete bullshit. People can talk; you can ask her sisters.… That part of the industry, they should stay away from my life, or mine and Isabella’s life. What I had with Isabella was completely disassociated from fashion, beyond fashion.”

McQueen’s mother, of whom he once said his greatest fear was dying before her, died last week. (He told her this in an interview for a magazine; her reply, weirdly, was “Thank you, son.”)

His Twitter account was taken down early after the news broke, but the cached page is still on Google. (It’s worth looking at not even from a voyeuristic point of view but to see the close-ups of detailing with which the page is wallpapered. Workmanship.)

The bio notes. He started out in a Savile Row tailor’s at 16; famously chalked “I am a c***” into the lining of a jacket being made for Prince Charles; only went to Central St Martin’s because he was applying to be a pattern cutter there and someone spotted him and persuaded him to apply for the degree course instead. Four times British Designer of the Year. CBE at only 33. He made this coat for David Bowie:

A true original (writes the Daily Mail), who once incorporated human hair into his designs, and last September sent 12-inch platforms down the catwalk, McQueen combined masterful tailoring and a haute couture sensibility with an imagination that spanned from obscure to sublime…

He once said in an interview: ‘When you see a woman wearing McQueen, there’s a certain hardness to the clothes that makes her look powerful. It kind of fends people off. You have to have a lot of balls to talk to a woman wearing my clothes.’

But this hardness – he described his clothes as “armour” – belies a strange sadness that is also present in the clothes. There’s a very long book in that coat; a couple of books. And see the dress above. It’s about death, but it’s also about life and self-containment and a kind of serenity, of holding yourself in, and while the antlers are masculine and powerful, the fabric is delicate, fragile – and intricately, meticulously cut and made.

Jess Cartner-Morley in the Guardian describes him as “a Brothers Grimm of fashion,” and says:

To wear McQueen is to be dressed in hourglass armour. When I interviewed him a few years ago, he told me: “I grew up with three older sisters, and I saw them go through a lot of shit, I always wanted to be able to protect them.” He did this the best way he knew how. “They would call me up to their room and I’d help them pick out clothes for work. Just, you know, what skirt with what cardigan, but I was always trying to make them look strong and sheltered.”

and:

The genius of his clothes lay in his ability to keep the joy and hope symbolised by beauty and perfection in a tantalising equilibrium with the darkness which rumbled beneath.

The other thing everyone is saying is how empotional McQueen’s clothes are; how they are “about feelings.” You can see his spring/summer 2010 collection on the Vogue France website; it was due to be shown in London in a few weeks. Those shoes. Like the dress at the top, this collection draws on the natural world: Darwin, to be precise. Once you have that, the shoes make more sense… unlike many completely articifial looks, it’s as if McQueen was trying to make women look  more natural, like strange exotic (powerful, wild) animals. There is a website which is unfortunately Lady Gaga’s website, where you can see a great page of archive clothes. (You can’t help who wears the stuff; like Tracey Emin being the poster girl for Vivienne Westwood, you just have to ignore it.) Look at the two top dresses. I love all this structural stuff. And look how beautifully they’re made.

Suzanne Moore has resuscitated an article she wrote in 2004 for the New Statesman, with the words: “Why McQueen Mattered.” She wrote: “If fashion is a mirror, it can still sometimes show us what we should really be seeing.” (And yes, that includes the state of the model above. You know me; I’m not advocating that.)

Suzanne wrote:

The inherent melancholy of the late 1990s that was collectively misunderstood, as Evans devastatingly shows [n.b., it is a book review.], as “heroin chic” was in fact a reaction to the healthy body of the 1980s. The scruffy, withdrawn-looking waifs who became stars were reflecting an alienation that was not simply personal but social and political, too, an aesthetic of abjection, of ugliness and excess. This was happening at a time, remember, when every aspect of daily life was becoming “hyper-aestheticised”.

Well, it is sad. Such fallout. A still-young man from a notoriously unstable world has killed himself, despite being possessed of a great,  huge, influential talent. Fashion, like poetry, never saved anybody. It made nothing happen. But like poetry it helped to define the perameters of us, it gave us image, it tamed and contained colour, it put us in a context. Like poetry it gives those with the gift for it a place to put their gift. Like poetry it is a way of happening. Have a look at this:

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elegantly dressed “heatwave by the end of the week”

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Well, they had better be telling the truth, because the little babies above now belong to meee. (And I got them in John Lewis! Huh.) Rather thrillingly, they are called Poetic Licence, and just in the nick of time too – my metaphorical licences seemed to be on the brink of expiry.  Nice weather and a Sandal Licence would have been enough to tide me over, but with several readings coming up this Poetic Licence bonus will come in handy. I do have a couple of new poems I’m pleased with, as it happens, but they’re definitely nowhere near ready for fresh air yet… One of them is dedicated to Robert Archambeau, a novel state of affairs.

Anyway, I can’t wait, I will hem up my sensible black trousers to make crops. (I tried on some black crops. But they were Nicole Farhi, and the cut while comfortable was a little – eh – ) (and I couldn’t have had them anyway.) I’ll wear my long linen skirt. With any luck at all I’ll manage to lose a little weight, God knows what’s going on there.

Meanwhile, Marek Kowalski, my wonderful Hackney-based gay Polish jeweller friend has sent me the pictures of his stuff, so I can now share with you what is going on at the other end of me from the sandals. (Never mind the middle. Just don’t look.) It’s my Angel Licence. I’m going to have to wait for the earrings, but take it from me – they are splendid things. The ridiculously named Ms Rational Self-Determinism (what were her parents thinking??) was talking about making this necklace my belated birthday present. I hope she will, because I’m already wearing it.

I know I keep asking you to buy things – Salty poetry books, lines of logic – but several readers have asked me to put this info up, so I hope they will be tempted to get something from Marek! He describes his stuff as sort of baroque (natch) rock & roll, and the way he uses silver (these are cast, but he has others) is just gorgeous. I can’t afford the other stuff. Look him up on Facebook to see the photo gallery; it is something else. You can also email him at markuscraft (at) hotmail (dot) com.

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Coming up next: my weird dream. I bet you can’t wait.

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a fate worse than death

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Edith Sitwell, 1927, by Cecil Beaton

Oh, to be a poet, now that April’s here! I have been a-wandering in Merrie Stratford-Upon-Springtime,  just me, the locals, and five hundred million sixty-something tourists.I visited the churchyard of Holy Trinity Church, inside which the Bardic One is buried; but I resented getting 2/3 through the sanctuary and then being hit up for £1.50 to go into the chancel and see the tomb. I don’t know: it was like a peep show. And I’m not enough of a tourist to care. So I left.

I sat by the river Avon and watched the sixty-somethings disport themselves for a bit, then walked about taking pictures with my phone – as you do – then walked about the town for a long time till my feet started to hurt, and then realised THAT’S what’s been wrong with my right foot lately! (Even with Don Share worshipping it, which he has assured me on Facebook he does. You know, only the most profound declarations make it onto Facebook.) My shoes! Clearly what is needed is something with a bit of a heel, a bit of a platform, some arch support in the form of – well – being a bit, though not too, high – and maybe rope around the heels… but black or brown? Black, obviously, with the dress; but then, further, why is the only pair of such a shoe in this town priced at £159? (And don’t say it’s because they are ineffably lovely and handmade and Italian. We knew that.) (The real answer is that we are in Chocolate-Box-Upon-Avon.) (There’s nothing in H&M.)

I bought two books from the pleasingly named Chaucer’s Head bookshop, and the bookseller (who bought it as a running concern) agreed that he thinks the name of the shop is delightful. I’ll wear one on each foot.

A tiny roll and a half of Adnams in a pub, where I read parts of Shakespeare of London, by Marchette Chute – one of my new shoes – a delightfully readable account published in 1951. What a find! Reading about the building of London’s first four theatres – Burbage’s Theatre, the Curtain, the Rose, and the Swan – I  honestly got a bit choked up. I had to stop reading. It’s just as well, too, because I’m meant to be writing a poem about the City of London for my bit of the St George’s Day reading in Camden tomorrow night, and I’m trying to focus on a Shakespearean theme… I know! I know!! I do have an idea. It’s just doing it.

And first there’s this reading… (Well, first I’m going to have a shower. Right now I’m lying on my bed in the Hamlet Guest House eating treacle toffee out of a bag and typing this out.)

Now, Laura commented the other day, apropos my self-declared fatness and my understated black jersey frock, that “the great thing about being a poet is that you can wear what the hell you want, and people just put it down to artistic eccentricity, especially if you add in big dangly earrings and a couple of chunky, clinky bracelets.” This comment is to the fore today, really, especially what with my new book-shoes. (As it goes, I have a prejudice against huge dangly earrings. As to the bracelets, I already clank too much; I usually take some off before a reading so it won’t annoy the audience!) I really think there is no more tragic sight than some female poet taking the stage in frumpy clothing accentuated with enormous earrings; or looking too spangly because, hey, she’s a poet (and possibly a Wiccan as well); or wearing anything at all made of velvet, especially crushed velvet, or anything purple or self-consciously flowing; or trying to look like that but in chain-store clothing.

In short, I think we’ve lost the knack. I include myself in this. Is it because we all shop in chain stores? Is it because a well-cut suit is no longer the universal panacea? (I do favour little suit jackets, in fact, with jeans. I buy them in the old lady section of the department store.) Where is the woman in the clothing that swirls imperatively about her like a wave? Whatever happened to turbans, and brooches like tigers? The look so integrally strange that it is absolutely unassailable? Is it because we all have to hold down a steady job and fill in forms all the time now?

Edith Sitwell for example would never have worried. To have worn middle-of-the-road clothing with accents from Accessorise would have been for her a fate worse than death.

Anyway, I bought a book by her at the Chaucer’s Head this morning! Facade and other poems, 1920-1935. A delightful thing which will help me along my way very well, I think. Here is the passage which, opened to at random, made me buy it – the beginning of a poem called The Avenue:

In the huge and glassy room
Pantaloon, with his tail-feather
Spangled like ther weather,
Panached, too, with many a plume,
Watched the monkey Fanfreluche,
Shivering in his gilded ruche,
Fawn upon the piano keys,
Flatter till they answer back
Through the scale of centuries,
Difference between white and black.

The echo of Gérard de Nerval’s suicide note is chilling there, eh.

Now here’s a funny story, which Laura’s comment reminded me of. One day I was getting read to go out to a reading. My oldest kid, the one  I refer to as the Urban Warrior, who has an impeccable eye, was then around 13 or 14 I guess. On my way out we had this exchange:

Me: Okay honey,I’m going… how do I look?
UW: (Looking me up and down) Like a poet.
Me: Oh my God, really? (Frantically investigating all my garments) What, is it the shoes? Should I change my shoes?
UW: It won’t help.

And now into the shower – maybe more coffee – and thence to the Shakespeare’s Birthplace Shop, where I hope to buy an enormous ballpoint quill pen and possibly some more toffees (for the kids).

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