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My new website’s down! (but at least we are all black)

Okay, well I have made a beautiful new website, populated it with many wonderful things, and begun to sort out some mysterious problem with the page links. But the database is going weird, refusing permissions etc, something about .htaccess, and I don’t understand all that. According to the two young computer whizzes who are doing the techie end (one of whom is my own progeny and not as techie as he looks, being more front-end development), it is “strange.”

So where I expected to be writing today to say Don’t come here! Go there! I am now writing to say Stay! At least till we get it sorted out! It’s been a week or two of frustration and now this is doing my head in. Frankly.

I had thought in my initial planning daydreaming stage that I might take this three-week hiatus from life and write a quick little book, or anyway a book proposal, as well as knocking together my couple of websites, doing some freelance work, sorting out the aged aunt, doing all my mountainous ruinous scary paperwork, not minding everyone being away, and basically being productive and perfect and needing nothing and nobody. Instead, what do I find! Alas. Quel drag. Merely human. Living on peanut butter, blueberries and a few crispbreads, playing Radio 3 all night for company, life frustrating and inconclusive, people elusive and the outside world like treacle, and not achieving very much from the list at all.

But I was really pleased to have at least done my websites…!

The riots didn’t help at all, but the recuperation has been greatly assisted by the remix videos of David Starkey rapping on Newsnight… Check it out, blud, innit. I am not an archetypal successful black man.

Also, today, this by Mark Steel:

The riots were caused, apparently, by black culture, and we can get round the fact some rioters were white by saying they’d turned black, and get round the fact most black people don’t riot by saying they’ve turned white. You could use that logic to prove that being Welsh causes boats to capsize, or that everything alive is a penguin.

So I have emailed my young men, who may or may not be up yet, being penguins. I’m going to try and do some work, and get a haircut, and give Mlle B some money for her trip to Berlin, and do more work, and go meet a friend in Shoreditch, for I have got bare cheap tickets to see Much Ado About Nothing, bruv. (I’m sure that Shakespeare was secretly black. Ahead of his time.)

I will let you know as soon as my web situation is resolved.

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the man who was Edward de Vere

This is the story of a man, who may have been two men, plus another man, plus a man who may have been historical, or modelled on the other man.

“Confused? You will be…”

I’m not usually huge on one-man shows. I’ll admit it. A performance has to be pretty damn gripping, and the material has to be very strong, to carry a show with only one person on the stage. But last night I went to see a one-man show: The Man Who Was Hamlet, both written and performed by one George Dillon. (His publicity says he has been doing solo shows for twenty years but he hardly looks old enough; my friend and I had a conversation afterwards, hypothesising that he could “conceivably be a young-looking 40, he could have got started at 18…” Turns out that if you piece the info together he’s probably eight years older than that, and has been working with Berkoff intermittently since 1986. Ninety minutes of lunging, prancing, fencing, rolling over and dying, and he was still standing at the end! Except for the death bit. I clearly have to get fit.)

The show’s apparently been wowing audiences in Edinburgh for a couple of years – I can see why – and is now doing a little tour. It’s currently at the Riverside Studios in Hammersmith, as part of their Steven Berkoff Presents… season. (On another aside, that’s two Berkoffs for me in only a week! Last Sunday our man unveiled a bust of EA Poe on the front of the Fox Reformed wine bar in Stoke Newington Church St – the site where young Edgar, aged ten, was fostered and educated by Mr Allen while his family travelled – as part of the Stoke Newington Literary Festival. My friend and I were so close we were practically in the photographs.)

But the play’s the thing – and what a play. A monologue life review in the person of the 17th Earl of Oxford, 1550-1604, doesn’t sound perhaps all that exciting. But make that earl a rake and spendthrift, courtier to Queen Bess, player in the burgeoning theatres, the aristocrat closest to the writers of the day – and the most credible candidate in the Shakespeare identity parade – who killed a man in a fencing accident while still in his teens – and it becomes a different matter.

Incidentally. Edward de Vere had a house in Stoke Newington Church Street, sadly no longer standing, right next to where my dentist is. He died there and is said to be buried in Hackney. But George Dillon shamefully leaves this salient point out of his play.

The play never says that Oxford wrote Shakespeare. A difficult feat, to put it in the first person and sidestep the main question, but as I said, there’s a lot of parry-&-thrust. The words are a clever amalgam of Dillon’s, Shakespeare’s, and indeed de Vere’s. The Shakespeare lines are ingeniously woven in and even form a framework for the character development of the protagonist; there is a bit of business when young Edward imitates his guardian, the Queen’s advisor Cecil (later Lord Burghley), giving his “dull man’s philosophies – a [sneers] politician’s philosophies…” which include things about not lending to your friends in case your own fortune be forfeit, and being true to yourself at all times so none can impugn you wrongly, etc – very cleverly done, and of course in his career at court the maturing Oxford must adopt these politicians ways… it’s VERY well done.

It is written in Elizabethan form, in wonderful iambic pentameters that go in and out of prose, and in one or so cases I wasn’t sure if I even heard a sonnet. There is one point when, imprisoned in the Tower and speaking  very strong poem about his lover Ann Vavasour, he has to do an awkward line break/rhyme/sense thing, but my friend didn’t notice it. She’s an actress, not a poet.

It has struck me before, by the way, how much  more intimate the actors are with Shakespeare than the poets. The poets love him, revere and fear and all that – but the actors inhabit him. It’s a little shaming to the poetry world, I always think. Certainly, poets distrust actors when they start trying to recite verse, because they invariably start acting it – taking the power away from the words and diverting attention to themselves. (Witness Fiona Shaw’s Waste Land, for example, though I know several people who loved it). (And more on that soon.) Poetry is made to be spoken, but it’s hard not to think it’s a sign of our current poetry-nervousness that when people really try to do it, they suck all the oxygen out. No one knows what to do with it… Shakespeare is different because his plays were written to be spoken as plays, and in the least poetically conducive, most rollicking scenarios.

This little one-man show is also rollicking, in exactly that sort of Elizabethan way. (It’s also, as it should be, a memento mori. There are three props: a book, a sword, and a skull.) There are some big laughs, not least on the two occasions when the earl travels through “er – Warwickshire…” and meets a yokel with a large, egg-shaped protuberance on his head. Dillon acts out the yokel (both as a piping child and later as a young man, with churl’s voice), to roars of laughter form the audience. He also does a brilliant little turn as the Pope, excommunicating the Queen. (The Queen herself is a major character, gorgeously portrayed. In his way, George Dillon is the Queen.)

There is a very funny sub-story about his rivalry with Sir Philip Sidney (similar to the rivalry with Marlowe in Shakespeare in Love), which is brilliantly done once again, but – in the only missed trick I could find in the piece – it just fizzles out, just at the point when Sidney is killed in battle and gains glory and honour – just at the point where – but no, no spoilers. But it could have been both a dramatic and a very comic moment.

As for the central character, our earl, he is utterly brought to life – wielded up from death to play his play, and then returned to it and given a real personality. I wouldn’t say the play says that Oxford is Shakespeare, but I wouldn’t say it doesn’t. It gives us a metaphysical conundrum, with the threads of argument woven in rather than untangled. It’s a gorgeous jeu d’esprit, and an intensely clever piece of work, and if I were you I would go see it forthwith.

 

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A dramatic reading of ‘My Father’s Daughter’, by Gwyneth Paltrow

Via Kottke: “As my friend Adriana said, ‘to explain this would be to spoil it’.”

And also via the estimable Lucy Goode on Facebook. She finds these things so the rest of us don’t have to. And yet, and yet, I have found this dramatic visioning  strangely moving… Longstanding Baroque readers may remember the pleasure Gwyneth Paltrow has given us over the years with her charming homespun ways.

I wonder if her book has a recipe for Applesauce…

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Poets, actors, they’re all the same.

Introducing Richard James: the actor, the bard, the cigarette...

Here’s how I thought my career would go when I left drama school:

i) Graduate
ii) Go to Stratford
iii) Play Richard III

Strangely, it hasn’t worked out that way, and apparently my time as the Nicorette Cigarette counts for nothing.

For some time I’ve thought it would be amusing to share with you the blog of a very clever actor I happen to know, called Richard James. (Of course he’s clever. If he weren’t it wouldn’t be amusing to share his blog. I wouldn’t do that to you.) It charts the ups and downs of his life as a jobbing actor, the ignominies and defeats and little triumphs, as well as the stark realisations one is forced to come to in daily life… (We have these things in office life, too, and as bin men, of course, and if you find a good bin man’s blog, please send it to me.)

As well as being a world-famous cigarette impersonator, Richard’s a guy who has exploited a real gap in the market, and is making his name in exactly the same way Shakespeare did. Yes – he is writing what the public wants! Richard is a playwright who caters for the amateur dramatics sector. He writes to fit their resources: the characters they’re likely to have the actors to play, the props they’re likely to be able to get (i.e., maybe not a sinking Titanic, though you never know), cast sizes, etc. He’s written 22 of these plays so far, and they sell like absolute hot cakes. I think there’s a lot to be learned by all of us here.

In fact, they’re the real thing we always hear about, from the olden days: potboilers. Yes! You can’t just wait for that ethereal ping in your inbox, guys. You have to find the hole and then plug it.That’s how we got genre fiction and comic verse, so it can’t be a bad thing.

As well as publishing a new e-book called Professional Tips for the Amateur Stage, Richard’s recently been preparing for a workshop on Shakespeare (“things can only go from bard to verse”) and has been good enough to share some of his thoughts as he went along. Here’s his post about Richard III, Getting the hump.

Read the whole thing – the ending is a thing of beauty.

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storm in a theatre

It’s been a brutal couple of weeks here on Baroqueside, as you can see from increasingly desperate posts. However, e’en as the infrastructure of 21st-century society seems about to be dashed onto the rocks, a beautiful piece of the 16th century is coming into view. Two hectic weeks ago – and I feel terrible about this, because the run is only until October 30th – I went to see The Tempest at the Rose Theatre, Bankside.

Yes: that’s THE Rose Theatre. Henslowe’s original, built 12 years before the Globe. Its foundations were discovered in 1989, visited by actors, launched with fanfare, and two-thirds excavated. What I hadn’t realised – and why hadn’t I? – is that they are putting on plays in the Rose Theatre.

The site is completely under cover, and you go in round the back, through the little foyer – with a model of the original Rose – and  through a black curtain directly onto the performance space. This “space” is a stage which fronts, and possibly slightly overhangs, the excavated area. You sit at what would be the back of the stage, and ahead of you there is a railing where the footlights should be. Beyond the railing, you look out past the actors to the watery foundations themselves, and the outline – picked out in red lights – of the stage where Tamburlaine was first performed…

The “stage” is long and thin, and there was little-to-no set; props were basic. There was a watery, blustery video projection on the wall stage right, and the play began with some very enjoyable tempest sound effects and shouting: the mise-en-scène was perfect. I can hardly remember when I’ve felt so directly engaged with, invited into, a play. Maybe it’s as with book illustrations: the simpler they are, the more you’re free to see the story in your mind’s eye. Or maybe it was Shakespeare…

The cast is small – several actors were doubling up on the roles, with what looked like pretty extreme quick-change costume changes (out in the ticket area??). Miranda (Suzanne Marie) was innocence itself in a nightgown with a filmy top over it, and Prospero and a couple of other men effectively timeless in black jeans and black long-sleeve t shirts (though Prospero in all fairness had a cloak and a wand, and there was great hat action throughout). (Prospero, Robert Carretta, also manfully spelled us into adding twenty years onto him.)

Gareth Pilkington and Richard Ward were deliciously Beckettian as Trinculo and Stephano, and Caliban (played by Polish mime Damian Dudkiewicz) was wonderfully physical.  Of the two women who sang the refrains, “Full fathoms five my father lies” etc, I will admit that I unfashionably prefer the written form of those words – among the most beautiful rhythms in all English poetry – and had to close my brain off to the musical rhythm. 

Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange. 

I think it must be fiendishly hard not to end up going a bit sub-Steeley Span with that business, or as if you bought your hair accessories in Past Times…

Star of the show, for my money, was Damian Cooper as Ariel – in crop jeans and a white hoodie, invisible with the hood up, visible again with the hood down – he has wonderful, mobile facial expressions; acted as a line, almost, that could be drawn through the play; and I swear when he put the hood up he did turn invisible.

The thing to stress about this is that it is very “fringe.” There’s no loo, for example; they have a deal with the next-door Globe on that front. There’s no bar, and no interval, and no one hitting you up for your next week’s lunch money to buy an ice cream. Even the programme is free! And it is all the more amazing for all that, just being in the Rose itself. You think of the early crowds who tramped with burning rush torches across the fields at Shoreditch to see the plays at its precurser The Theatre (mind you, they had a bar) – whose timber is said to have been used to build the original Rose – and there’s a seriousness and playful intensity to it, and the cause is as noble as theatre itself, and it lends an integrity to each actor’s performance, as well as to the whole show. I went to the play with a friend, and afterwards she said: “That’s theatre that Shakespeare would understand.”

The Rose has applied for funding to finish the excavations and turn the place into a learning centre, with an articulated stage etc, and classrooms. It will be the flower of Bankside.

But there’s a theory in ghost studies (just to digress for a moment) about the energy that’s brought up when a building is disturbed – hauntings that start after renovations – for example, I read recently about a ghost who began appearing to the bemused residents of a house after a car rammed into their front wall. Well, this semi-excavated theatre is rich with the spirit – the ghosts – the magic, the raw spells, of Elizabethan theatre. I missed The Spanish Tragedy (first seen in this place) by a few weeks; but I want to see at least one more play here before they do all that building work.

Now my charms are all o’erthrown,
And what strength I have’s mine own,
Which is most faint: now, ’tis true,
I must be here confined by you,
Or sent to Naples. Let me not,
Since I have my dukedom got
And pardon’d the deceiver, dwell
In this bare island by your spell;
But release me from my bands
With the help of your good hands:
Gentle breath of yours my sails
Must fill, or else my project fails,
Which was to please. Now I want
Spirits to enforce, art to enchant,
And my ending is despair,
Unless I be relieved by prayer,
Which pierces so that it assaults
Mercy itself and frees all faults.
As you from crimes would pardon’d be,
Let your indulgence set me free.

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