Baseball Bat's Weblog

Welcome to “What’s On Base’s Mind!” Today, we’re going to take a trip on a magical journey through the wonderous world of Base’s mind! Ever wonder what’s in that empty head of his? Now you can find out! Here are some of his thoughts! Caution: If you do not like to see insanely gross stuff, then this page is not for you.

Hmm, I wonder why I get my best thoughts for pages when I’m sleeping.

What would happen if you had to go poo but you didn’t have a butt. Would you explode?

I wonder why Neeko is so lazy. Maybe I should take away his potato chips and replace it with a treadmill.

Why do people like Club Penguin so much? I mean I wouldn’t like somethin that smells so bad.

I wonder why I’m not an ambassador. Maybe cheif thinks I’m a creep. Nah, that can’t be it.

Wouldn’t it be so weird if someone was reading my every thought?

Breathe. Breathe. Blink. Blink. Wow I’m pretty good at this stuff!

Why am I named Baseball Bat? Why not Waldo or Bob or PeeWee?

I wonder if I can lick my nose with my tongue.

I lost my brain the other day. Now where did I put it? Did I even have a brain? I forget.

Why did I play piggyback on Richcooldude the other day. It felt kinda random.

Cool a penny! With this thing I’m gonna be rich!

Candy is yummy! They say it would rot my teeth but they haven’t even grown in yet!

Hot chocolate makes my tummy feel warm. It kinda tickles!

Does anyone know what a fire is? Oh that reminds me can someone tell me why my hand is all black?

I must be a golf legend! On the mini golf course yesterday, I got 184 points!

Interesting isn’t it? Later, we’ll even read more of Base’s thoughts! See ya next time on “Whats On Base’s Mind?”