Friday Funnies

Happy Friday! This morning Mom and I were reading emails and we came across some cute ideas that we decided to share!

Would you rather have a dog or a child?

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And the child did this…

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Remember that there is always light at the end of the tunnel…no matter where the tunnel is!

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At the end of the day, pray!

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Have a super Friday!
Woofs and wags,
Bella

Anti- Stress Fairy

Auntie K is ill and Dad has a meeting today. What does that mean? The stress levels are running high around here! Mom and I want to be at school with the kids and we know they need stress relief. So do we- from Dad! LOL
We need a visit from the “Anti-stress fairy”!
What? You’ve never heard of her? She is cute as a button! We tried to find a picture and this was the one that captured her happy spirit!

20130115-071332.jpg When she visits, she leaves a little gift that is free for the taking. You just have to be open and receive it. If you don’t believe, it won’t come to you. ( Some people won’t see the following picture because they don’t have enough belief in fairies!).

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Woofs and wags,

Bella

Shopping, anyone?

Mom asked me if I wanted to go shopping this morning. My ears perked up and I was excited! Then I noticed that she was making a list. It was that kind of shopping…I like dress up in heels and color coordinate your nail polish, accessories and phone case kind of shopping. This day was going to be a boring pick up general supplies type of shopping. Of course I could count mullets! Or look for other types of anomalies at Walmart… Like this

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Well, if we are not dressing up, at least it will be fun!

Woofs and wags,

Bella

Bedtime Story

Today I was ready for a nap just about the time Mom was. I cuddled up next to her and settled my head on her legs. She was not getting away from me, nor getting out of telling me a story before my nap!
Here’s a sleepy me…

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“Bella, one story. The short one”. I shook my head and waggled my ears. I hate the short bedtime story. Then I gave my best pathetic look and pleaded with my eyes.
” OK, the medium one with the special ending!”. And so Mom started off, “Once upon a time”….
And I know as I drifted off to sleep it ended like this:

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Bet you a agree that with this sign,

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Woofs and wags,

Bella

New Year’s Eve Resolutions

It seems that humans make resolutions every year on January 1. Mom decided to chat with me about this custom as she thought about hers. So I picked out one for me and one for Dash. Here is his…

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Dash says he will “share!”
Here is mine…

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So what do you think?
Are these resolutions great ones or what?

Woofs and wags,

Bella

Who Dunn Knit?

The scene was set for a caper. The potential offender (s) were lying in
wait while Mom left her project in a vulnerable position…on her bed.
The needles were ripe for a good chew!

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So one of us kindly parted them from the stitches! And gave them a gnaw!
And this was in Sheldonian terms “ununravelable”!

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When Mom saw what havoc had been wrought, she exclaimed, “Who dunn knit?” Dash and I slunk out of the room and the mystery remains unsolved!

Woofs and wags,

Bella

O! Santa Where art Thou?

O! Santa, Where art thou? I have been looking all over for you. Mom says you live at the North Pole but I am one confused pup. You see, there is a Santa Claus, IN. There are many, many Hallmark movies with Santa living/visiting many cities here in the U.S. and so many variations on the original story that we read at bedtime that I get confused.
So when we go out, I started looking
for Santa. I was polite and did not woof or bark but my nose and eyes were on high alert.

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Here I am scanning the scene and sniffing the air to find him. We went into Kroger. I looked up and found a scary thing.

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That helium filled thing floating on the ceiling was not Santa!
We pushed our bascart up and down several aisles. No one else was searching for Santa, not even Mom. Why weren’t people worried about all these discrepancies and story variations? Where were my friends like Sheldon ( The Big Bang Theory) who care about every minute detail?

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Next I saw this. I sniffed. And sniffed again. Santa he was not!

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The next aisle was full of tempting smells and even a tempting edible imitation Santa. Still, the real McCoy was missing.

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This was clearly not Santa and I put my tail down and shook my head…

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I know Santa and no one can make a monkey out of me…

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But when I saw him…

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I was quite confused. He was quite like Santa and yet not Santa and not at the North pole. I looked at him and swiveled my head to Mom with a
question plainly plastered on my face. Mom patted my head. “Bella, this is not Santa. It is one of his helpers. Santa is at the North pole”. Now my question, “O! Santa, Where art thou? ” is answered. All my concerns about this Christmas commercialism and multiple Santas are allayed. I am peaceful again. Humans make life complicated sometimes!

Woofs and wags,

Bella

All I Want For Christmas…

Mom and Dad take the time to reflect on their lives and are grateful for all the good things in them. They also ask Santa for intangible and tangible gifts. They share their letters with each other while listening to carols, in front of the tree while drinking hot cocoa. Then they store the letters in a special box. At the beginning of next year, they read two or three as they decorate. Me, I just have a wish list that I woof every now and then. I hope Santa, Mom and Dad paid close attention because some of my friends did not!
Mom told me to say thank you when I received this…

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This is for Halloween not Christmas, but I graciously said thank you again…

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Even the Elf had a goofy lump of “coal” to trick me with…

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When suddenly I remembered a very moving movie, one full of meaning that applied right here and now:

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Suddenly I just knew what my wish list would be! I woofed to Mom, to Dad, and to Santa! Now you can see. It is one simple idea and all just for me. Green like the Grinch and just for me

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Santa, hope you grant everyone’s wishes! Thank you.

Woofs and wags,

Bella

Things that Make Me Giggle

Sometimes the holidays can be stressful. Ours have been hectic with planning around four kids’ busy schedules and Mom having a serious surgery. So I decided that therapy in the form of laughter and giggles was in order. Hope you enjoy!
The story of a dog owner’s/ lover’s Pre-Christmas Day…
The human leaves the house and must watch his step because:

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S/he shops for gifts and then…

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Meanwhile back at this human’s home the cat rules the roost!

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As the human walks back to his home past the lovely sculptures the children created, the big white icy creatures cry out to him….

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The human enters and his best friend looks at him and communicates a problem…

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And then his friend shared a second problem:

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The pup saved the good news for last to cheer the owner up!

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Me, I just giggled when I heard this story because Dash and I know better! Poor human – shopping all day and then he comes home to animal antics! Tee Hee!

Woofs and wags,

Bella

Sticky Cookie Fingers

By know you know how this diva likes to eat. I will even help with the cooking in order to lick the spoon and get a taste of the dough!

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You know my doggie radar will be on…

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Hoping to catch a crumb or a bite!
And I will go to all lengths …

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Would someone puhleeze get me OUT?

Woofs and Wags,

Bella

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