Spare The Rod…

Kill they ass later. Flamboyant, money-changin' Atlanta pastor Creflo Dollar was arrested Saturday on Domestic Violence charges, for what I call chastisin' his disrespectful, ungrateful 15 yr old daughter. Seems a argument ensued late Friday night over whether or not she can go to a party on Saturday night. I'm not that fond of Creflo … Continue reading Spare The Rod…

Guess she didn’t get it her way…

Now WHY, if you rollin' with a fake name, a rap sheet with cocaine possession, criminal mishchief, and hinderin' prosecution on it, would you have you ass standin'  on the counter in a restaurant screamin' and hollarin' about some dayumm fries? That's what 31 yr old Miss Nekiva Vonte Hardy a.k.a Kimesha Smith  a.k.a The Bikini … Continue reading Guess she didn’t get it her way…

The Case of the Blockhead Mayor

When your  The Mayor, you must have some kinds of decorum and control about yourself.  Wouldnt you agree?  So would a lotta folks in Dixmoor, Illinois.  Especially 21 yr old Andre Mitchell.  Andre was in the state's Putting Illinois To Work program, doin' maintenance and gardenin' work  for the Public Works Dept.  He was told that temp … Continue reading The Case of the Blockhead Mayor

Makes my dayumm day…

Charley is fightin back! That chicken head, Christina "Capri Anderson" Walsh, who claims she was so terrorized by Charlie Sheen  and is about to file a lawsuit against him (and his cash!), is "reconsiderin'... Translation: "He aint goin'  for the okie doke, and if I f*ck around too much,  I might end up in jail my dayumm self, … Continue reading Makes my dayumm day…

Assault With Deadly TP?

Toliet Paper is now a lethal weapon.  Only in America, people.    A man, Allen Kerner, was actually arrested and is facin' an assault charge for hittin' a man in the back of the head with a roll of shyt paper! Seems a custodian at the town hall in Framingham MA was goin'  about his … Continue reading Assault With Deadly TP?

The Single PC Family

This is too rich for my blood. This boy whupped his whole family's ass over computer time.  And unfortunately it happened in my lil zip code. Jacked from the town-paper: 17-year-old was arrested for assaulting his mother, father and sister. (when one pc is not enough...) "Just after 5 p.m. Tuesday, the sheriff's office responded to … Continue reading The Single PC Family

Heartless, Worthless Dog

"We didn’t care. We let the whole .40 clip go.” Last week a lil 8 yr old girl, Tanaja Stokes,  was killed while jumpin' rope in front of her own home with her lil cuz, who was wounded.   Those dayumm gangbangers again.  I know this is a common story these days; these urban monsters have been doin' shyt like this … Continue reading Heartless, Worthless Dog

Dumb Criminal Of The Day

 Now you know its somethin' when a 'released' mofo REFUSES  to leave the jailhouse!  Delondre Walker, 26  (also known as William Bell),  was originally charged with possession of Mary Joe, and released on bond.   As this fool was leavin' the Cook County jail, he asked the officer if he could keep his jail ID card … Continue reading Dumb Criminal Of The Day

Beat-Down on Da Bus

And how the h3ll was YOUR day?

“I Will Blow Michelle Obama Away!”

WHY would you open your mouth , and tell the Secret Service that you would 'blow away' the First Lady of the United States? Kristy Lee Roshia - 35, was in court Tuesday for just that.  Ms. Roshia was charged with threatening a family member of the president and assaulting a federal agent (for strikin' the … Continue reading “I Will Blow Michelle Obama Away!”

Mike Tyson in Trouble with the Po-Po Again!

Mike Tyson  and a photographer made citizen's arrests of one another after getting into a scuffle Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport. Mike was passin thru LAX from Europe on his way to Vegas, with his wife and 10-month old, when the paparazzi jumped out and  started takin his pic.  Its alleged that the two … Continue reading Mike Tyson in Trouble with the Po-Po Again!

15 Years For Cuttin’ In Line…?

                                                                                                  I'm askin' alot of questions today, aren't I?   Well here's another one... Next time you think about cuttin' in line, think again! College student, Heather Ellis, 20, may spend 15-years in prison-and it all started with cutting in line at a Kennett MO. Walmart. The Missouri case started in 2007 with Heather Ellis allegedly cutting in … Continue reading 15 Years For Cuttin’ In Line…?