Tag: funny

A Sick Individual… (WTF?)

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself ‘why’… A two-year-old was hurt after razor blades were placed on playground equipment at Millennium Park in East Moline. Police say they found several blades glued to playground equipment by person or persons unknown. The two-year-old was cut across three fingers but will be ok. Why would someone … Continue reading A Sick Individual… (WTF?)

Who?

I guess this they think this would really just stop the cops in their tracks and keep them from kickin' the door in? Or maybe the fiends that lurk in the night? Hmmmm...

She Say She Feel Sexy…

Well aiight then.

Somebody finally said it…

Overheard in the breakroom @ work:

Co-worker 1: "Whew!  I was almost late for work today!" Co-worker 2: "Why is that? U miss the bus?" (This person relys on public transportation to get to work.  I'm not knockin' him...) Co-worker 1: "No, I fell asleep on the bus and rode all the way to Herndon.  Then I woke up." Co-Worker 2: "Nobody, the … Continue reading Overheard in the breakroom @ work:

Mofo-ness 101 (So NSFW-You’ve been warned!)

The infamous Big DaddyCC.  If you didn't know-now you know. This guy is 'prolly funny in his sleep. Big DaddyCC clowin\' (Since this is sooo nsfw, YOU click the link and take your chances on this insightful lil 'commentary'!) Somehow, this started my Friday off just right. Thanks, BDCC!~

When the checks stop comin’ in…

These dresses are really made entirely of toliet paper. These people really need better find somethin' productive and sane to do with their time.... jmo* (*they creative tho'...)

Proud Father Fa’ Sho!

Po' thang.  I guess he was some overcome with joy when his baby gurl was born, he forgot himself, what he had,  and where he was.   Or maybe he didn't give a f*ck...  IDK. This fool, celebratin' the baby's birth,  just str8 stepped into the designated smokin' area of a hospital (in Uniontown PA.), and put … Continue reading Proud Father Fa’ Sho!

Excedrin Headache No. 1995

  I wonder how all this feels after 2 a.m. This is actually a Paco Rabanne design from 1995.  I just don't know where he expected anyone to wear this... I'm jus' sayin'...

Somebody Shoulda Told ‘Em…

Super Mermaid Man, and his trusty sidekick, Guppie, The Crime Fightin' 1st Mate.  (Doesnt the purple shell bra just kick off the whole outfit? AND it matches the purple nose thingy!) Thank God this is only once a year!

The Pu$$y Contract

Y'all know I'm a blog troll; I spend hours on the net when I can readin' other folks blogs (it's a blogger thing-that's how we get down!).  Ran up on this guy's site "Black Girls Are Easy", and found this wonderful ditty:  The Pu$$y Contract   ()The Relationship Package:   You two hereby agree to move at your … Continue reading The Pu$$y Contract

You Go, Granny!

A 64-yr-old grandma woke up one night around 1 a.m., to a man in her bedroom.  It was her 62-yr-old neighbor, Laurence Saunders. And he was nekkid as a jaybird.  (**gaggin'**)  Lookin' at this dude I don't think I'd want to see him with his clothes on, let alone off!   Oops-there goes lunch. He allegedly grabbed … Continue reading You Go, Granny!

Ultra-Modern Decor?

I don't think I could go.  I have "shy-shyt" and this would scare the h3ll outta it..   (source: http://www.flatrock.org.nz)  

Ok…

What was on his mind when he sat down in the chair?? Guess he don't plan on lookin' for no job too soon...