Readin' an update in the home-town paper this mornin' about a 'special' spousal abuse case. SMH. I knew it was gonna be like this... This Merced Co Sherriff, Johnny Mathis, ruffed his woman Kathy up, and they dismissin' the case, pendin' his completion of some dayumm counselin' sessions... He's already done seven. Keep in mind, … Continue reading In Other Oink Oink News…
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Hookers: Uniform Required
In the interest of pedestrian and driver safety, employees of the World's Oldest Profession (hoes) workin' in and around the Catalan city of Lleida (Spain) are now required to wear screamin' loud, yellow, fluorescent sleeveless vests on the stroll. Any booty for sale, not wrapped in the high visibility topper, faces a $57 fine by the Mossos d’Esquadra, the regional 5-0. They say … Continue reading Hookers: Uniform Required
Nekkid With A Badge
Ok I understand there are pressures on the job, and might make some people do things they don't normally do. But this dummy here... I don't know. Some people in Cathedral City CA were in a family backyard pool when some nosy no- life havin' spinster called the 5-0 about loud noise comin' from the backyard. It … Continue reading Nekkid With A Badge
Early Mornin’ B*S: Dont Pinch the Police Booty, Boy!
WTF! This man was arrested for pinchin' the ass of a Dallas police officer- and she was in full uniform! Sgt. Marcia Trejo spent all morning patrolling her division in southeast Dallas. Then she stopped by a clothing store to buy Christmas gifts for children in need. (Awww...) While she was standin' in line, she … Continue reading Early Mornin’ B*S: Dont Pinch the Police Booty, Boy!
... on everything. 
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