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April 3, 2008

Atheist Anti-Christian Teacher May Be History

Filed under: Education,Faith,Family Values,Justice/Law,Satanism,War on Christianity — Psycheout @ 7:15 pm
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AtheistsA public school teacher who instructed his impressionable classroom of children that “Christians are more likely than other people to commit rape and murder” is being sued for his anti-Christian remarks which have left a young student emotionally traumatized and literally scarred for life.  This is the price of allowing atheism to infest and infect our schools, a gradual process which has been causing widespread social decay ever since an activist Supreme Court kicked G-d out of the classroom against His wishes.

“It was very hard for me because it’s like basically telling me all this stuff that I’ve believed my whole entire life — it’s just basically trying to throw it out the window,” Farnan told FOX News.

But this revisionist history teacher may find himself thrown out the window, on the outside looking in, if Justice prevails.

Farnan’s family has filed a federal lawsuit against the Capistrano Unified School District, claiming Corbett’s remarks violated the First Amendment, which prohibits laws “respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” They are demanding that Corbett be fired.

The “defense” is rather weak, although just the kind of nonsense that secular progressive groups like the ACLU are likely to back.

“The purpose is not to indoctrinate, but simply to provide a basic starting point to provoke discussion,” Spradlin said.

Encouraging a rousing discussion about the Glory of G-d and His rightful place at the head of our society does not require the belittlement and persecution of Christians everywhere.  And it is neither a school’s nor a teacher’s place to confuse and warp young minds by attacking their personal faith and relationship with Jesus Christ.

This teacher should clearly be history.  Maybe living in a cardboard box and panhandling for a living will teach him some religious tolerance and respect for people of faith.

— Psycheout

March 4, 2008

Vermont Women Unite to Repeal Womens’ Suffrage!

Filed under: Christianity,Controlling Birth Control,Defending America,Democratic Idiocy,Education,Essentials,Faith,Family,Family Values,Fornication,Housekeeping,Issues,Patriotism,Politics,Prayers,Religion,Uncategorized,Voting,Weirdos and Hippies,YouTube — Sisyphus @ 11:58 am


Looks like some women have finally caught on to the horror of womens’ suffrage. I smell the beginnings of a Christian movement, here. If so many college-educated women in the most depraved and liberal state this side of California can see the light about the horrendous nature of allowing women to vote, there’s still hope that America can repeal that Amendment, save women from the nightmare of enfranchisement, and restore them to the freedom of the domestic roles for which God intended them.

God bless America, and free our women from the onerous burdens Satanist secularists have imposed on them.

February 20, 2008

Snowboarding is the Capering of Demons

Filed under: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys,Christianity,Cults,Defending America,Demons,Drugs,Education,Faith,Family,Family Values,Idiocy,Nutjobs,Popular Culture,Prayers,Religion,Satanism,Shenanigans,Sin,War on Christianity,Weirdos,Weirdos and Hippies,YouTube — Sisyphus @ 2:03 pm
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SnowboardingHere in the Hellish region known as New England, hard rains have begun wiping the snows away. The streets are paved in ice, cracking the asphalt beneath the tires of the Volvos and Priuses driven by the local Hippies. My wife slipped and fell on the ice yesterday, severely injuring her leg.

None of this bothers me too much, though. The important thing is that a thaw is occurring. I very much enjoy the departure of the snow. Not that spring is coming, mind you: I’m well aware that we face another two or three months of frigid, bone-chilling unpleasantness. But the absence of snow means the absence of Satan’s sport, snowboarding.

I was never too familiar with snowboarding where I grew up. Decent folk didn’t engage in such activities, and the indecent folk didn’t have enough snow or enough elevation to partake in the shame. However, I had heard of the “sport” from growing up in this country, and by all accounts it is the exclusive purview of deviant Hippies, disgruntled grunge-sters, and marijuana users frustrated by supply shortages. The sport enjoys a very, very poor reputation among Christians for a reason, after all; allegations of its ties to Satanism are nothing new.

In fact, there is substantial evidence that snowboarding is, in fact, the frolic of choice among demons seeking escape from the rigors of damnation. Such demons would likely use the excuse of corrupting the souls of snowboarding teens as a means of gaining access to the chilly pastime for themselves. It is no coincidence that the sport was invented in California, and is widely practiced in Vermont, the most moonbatty states in America, both states well known for bat-ridden mountains containing secret passageways to the netherworld. Demons use California and Vermont as conduits between Hell and the good God-fearing folk who can be found in the 48 American states NOT considered Satan’s domain.

SatanSome snowboarders resist Satan, and attempt to bring purity and faith to the activity. But the overwhelming majority choose to wallow in their iniquities. Backlash has arisen, of course, but what can a few concerned citizens do in the face of Satan’s hordes and willing minions?

Here is a website an astute reader alerted me to a while back, “VTDeathrider.” This is a Vermont-based group of useless hooligans and reprobates, careening down mountain slopes at top speed instead of praying or serving their country in Iraq. Just look at these louts; many of them are too drunk to even continue serving the bidding of their Dark Master, and continue snowboarding with him. I am ashamed to share a nation with these madmen.

I have repeatedly implored the proprietors of that blog to turn aside from Satan and his wicked ways, and to embrace the ways and doings of Christ. My entreaties have been met with a stony silence as these foolish dunderheads continue to post footage of themselves skirting dark, forested, demon-infested mountains; interviews with bikini-clad snowboard enthusiasts; and an overall flagrant disregard for the safety and property rights of others. I include the link that you, my Christian brothers and sisters, may also enjoin these foolish young deviants not to cast aside their immortal souls for a few seconds’ thrill riding a plastic board into a tree or off a cliff, or falling and becoming devoured by wolves and demons. Perhaps our combined efforts may have some effect on them; perhaps not. In any event, God will likely reward you twice as much for saving the soul of a Vermonter as He will for saving the soul of a person who wasn’t born in the realm of Satan.

Fortunately, Satan does not keep his promises. The thrill is fleeting, and death is eternal. As more and more snowboarders find themselves dragged down to Hell by the lies and distortions of the Dark One, America may yet see an end to this fad. America will prevail. America must prevail.

February 8, 2008

A Liberal Twofer

Filed under: Education,Family,Family Values,Homosexuality,Liberalism,Nutjobs,Perverts,Sadness — Psycheout @ 3:37 pm
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PinheadI’m afraid, dear friends, that our society is sliding down the slippery slope of liberalism, ever closer to the pit of total depravity.  I present two news stories that demonstrate that American society is being torn apart by leftist ideology piece by bloody piece.

First up, the acceptance and promotion of the homosexual agenda in our schools.  A second grade boy is being allowed to play dress up, wearing a dress and being referred to by his new girly name.  I suspect any normal child questioning this behavior will be charged with a hate crime and will be whisked off to a “tolerance” re-education camp.  Jesus wept.

The issue of being transgender usually pops up with students in high school. However, a 2nd grade boy wants to dress as a girl and be addressed with a girl’s name.

“As a public school system, our calling is to educate all kids no matter where they come from, what their background is, beliefs, values, it doesn’t matter,” said Whei Wong, Douglas County Schools spokesperson.

Boy in a dressI’ll resist the temptation to poke fun at the ridiculous name and get to the point.  Beliefs are one thing, perverted actions are another.  Johnny can believe whatever he likes, but if he is allowed to dress up as Jane, confusing and frightening the other young and impressionable students, he has crossed the line.  This normalizing of perversion is quite dangerous indeed.

“I see this as being a very difficult situation to explain to my daughter to explain why someone would not want to be the gender they were born with,” said Dave M.

His daughter will be in the same class as the student.

It would be wise to yank her out of that school rather than risk your daughter deciding to be a boy or a lesbian.  The homo lifestyle is a choice, so why confront her with it?  Why put up with this nonsense?

Electric ChairNext up, an activist liberal Supreme Court in Nebraska has outlawed the use of the electric chair.  Rather than punish vile criminals, we are now supposed to coddle them and worry about their feelings.  What about the real victims?  What about their feelings?

The Nebraska Supreme Court ruled Friday that electrocution is cruel and unusual punishment, outlawing the electric chair in the only state that still used it as its sole means of execution.

And who did the court rule in favor of?  Pond scum.

The high court made the ruling in the case of Raymond Mata Jr., convicted for the 1999 kidnapping and killing of 3-year-old Adam Gomez of Scottsbluff.

If this guy doesn’t deserve a ride in old sparky, I can’t imagine who would.  Hanging would be too good for him.  A firing squad, too noble.  Lethal injection, too kind.  The electric chair was made for just this kind of degenerate.  I say use it.  But the court cries “no” for no good reason.

Frankenstein's LabIn its 6-1 ruling, the high court said the evidence shows that electrocution inflicts “intense pain and agonizing suffering” and that “(electrocution) has proven itself to be a dinosaur more befitting the laboratory of Baron Frankenstein than the death chamber” of state prisons.

Oh, boo hoo.  Cry me a river.  The court apparently cares more about guilty criminals than the innocent victims of their heinous crimes.  Besides, Dr. Frankenstein’s lab looked more like a lethal injection chamber.  What a stupid argument.  And even lethal injection is being challenged as being too mean to the poor victimized criminals.

Bleeding heart liberals need to be rooted out of our schools and kicked off the courts of this great land.  Otherwise the transformation to a socialist paradise and hell on earth will be complete.  Pray for America, folks.  Before the liberals ban that too.

— Psycheout

January 25, 2008

Camel Spiders: Saddamite Demons

Filed under: Christianity,Defending America,Demons,Education,Foreign Policy,Investigation,Iraq,Military,Science,Terrorism,War on Terror — Sisyphus @ 1:47 pm

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No discussion of the War in Iraq can be complete without a mention of the gravest foe our troops face over there: camel spiders. Compared to them, the jihadists and assorted evildoer loonies are a minor inconvenience. Camel spiders are the demons directing the show.

By coming to this website you’re probably wondering “are camel spiders real?”. If you asked yourself those questions, then the answer is yes, but the truth is very different from what may have heard from your friends.

Indeed it is, my misleading moonbat friend. Camel spiders can be roughly as large as medium-sized dogs, can travel at over 20 miles per hour, enjoy disemboweling camels for sustenance, and have been known to eat sleeping or dying men in the desert. Throughout history, any warrior missing in action in Mesopotamia was usually written off as camel spider fodder. That still holds true today.

Don’t believe me? Here’s the testimony of the soldier who took the above photo:

From someone stationed in Baghdad. He was recently bitten by a camel spider which was hiding in his sleeping bag. I thought you’d like to see what a camel spider looks like. It’ll give you a better idea of what our troops are dealing with.

Enclosed is a picture of his friend holding up two spiders. Warning: not for the squeamish! This picture is a perfect example of why you don’t want to go to the desert. These are 2 of the biggest I’ve ever seen. With a vertical leap that would make a pro basketball player weep with envy (they have to be able to jump up on to a camels stomach after all), they latch on and inject you with a local anesthesia so you can’t feel it feeding on you.

They eat flesh, not just suck out your juices like a normal spider. I’m gona be having night mares after seeing this photo!

Camel spiders were frequently used by Saddam Hussein to torture confessions out of the victims of his terrorist regime. The mere mention of these nefarious beasts was often enough to extort a tearful confession from his victims, punctuated by tears and shrieks as they begged for a merciful death rather than exposure to the desert demons. Saddam, whose league with the forces of darkness is common knowledge at this point, as likely as not ordered his Baathist henchmen to disregard such pleas for humanity.

Less is known about the role of camel spiders in the ongoing insurgency of dead-enders. Very likely, though, camel spiders are frequently used in connection with IEDs. These creatures, which crave darkness and shadow and blood like the wholesome rabbit craves carrots and lettuce, are very good at spotting the best place for hiding an object alongside a road. All too often, insurgents could use the presence of camel spiders as a dark omen from Satan that this is an opportune spot to plant a bomb.

Moonbats, of course, will deny many of these facts, as is their wont. But even they concede they know very little about the behavior of these demoniac monstrosities.

The biology, behavior, and ecology of solifuges remain relatively poorly studied, despite the extensive work by Punzo over the past decade and prior work by Muma and others

Of course it’s poorly studied. Despite the proliferation of both camel spiders AND liberals in Perdition, no liberals have returned to discuss the infernal activities of these hideous demons.

One thing remains certain. Our brave soldiers face not only cowardly human enemies in battle, but they also face slinking, lurking, crawling, burrowing demon-nemeses as they sleep. These vicious brutes make the insurgents seem downright honorable in comparison. At least the insurgents will only kill your body. They won’t eat your flesh or try to devour your soul while you sleep. After our victory over our human adversaries in Iraq, our next President would do well to begin an extensive war of annihilation against our in-human foes, the “arachnid” demons who can slice scorpions in half with their fangs and steal a baby from its very cradle.

God help us all. God bless America, and God bless our brave fighting men.

January 8, 2008

Science Marches On

Filed under: Christianity,Education,Faith,Family,Family Values,Prayers,Science — Sisyphus @ 9:53 am
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Creation ScienceTrue science, that is.

A Texas-based institute that advocates creationism as part of science curriculums is seeking state approval to grant an online master’s degree in science education, sparking renewed controversy over the place of religion in science classrooms, according to a report in the Houston Chronicle.

The Institute for Creation Research, which is based out of Dallas, says it teaches its graduate students “more typical secular perspectives” alongside creationism.

According to the school’s mission statement, the proposed program would prepare teachers to “understand the universe within the integrating framework of Biblical creationism,” the Chronicle reports.

After this campaign is over with, I may apply for one of these degrees. This curriculum is designed by people who understand the way things really are:

According to the Institute’s Web site, students and faculty must profess faith in a literal translation of the Bible, including the belief that God created the world in six days and made life in their current forms, that the Earth is only a couple thousand years old and the fossil record is the result of the great flood as described in the Bible.

In other words, no moonbats allowed. No trolls allowed. No Communist secularist humanist Copernicans allowed. My kind of program. When Huckabee wins the White House, it’s going to be everyone’s kind of program. That’s a promise, folks.

God bless America.

November 6, 2007

Daylight Satan’s Time

Filed under: Christianity,Defending America,Democratic Idiocy,Education,Faith,Housekeeping & Maintenance,Idiocy,Science,War on Christianity — Sisyphus @ 6:55 am

Daylight SavingsApologies for not writing yesterday. I was coping with the work-related scheduling issues that I always have at this time of year. Sunday marked the beginning of that unending celebration of treefrogged secularism and Copernican moronics known as Daylight Savings Time.

Apparently, the Copernican model doesn’t work very well. It doesn’t tell time correctly. That’s not very surprising, since it’s wrong, but as usual it’s you and me who have to foot the bill for the idiocy, incompetence, and blasphemy of our “scientific” overlords. They force us all to tell time by an imaginary hour backward for six months of the year, lest their precious system of lies wreck our calendar and wake the citizenry up to the fact that the Heliocentric model is a morass of lies and deceptions.

The Earth does not move. The Sun does. No system of timekeeping or astronomy is complete which does not take these facts into consideration. Our currently-legally enforced system does not work because it is founded on a lie, the lie of Heliocentrism and the attendant denial of the same geostationary Truth laid down in the Bible and corroborated by the genuine, anti-NASA scientists of this very day and age.

I spoke with my employers about this issue, but they refused to accommodate my perfectly reasonable request that my religious faith be honored and I be permitted to observe the time one hour forward, as it truly is and was intended to be by God. So it looks like I’m going to work an hour early from now on, and staying an hour later. They may speak to me about that, but it is unlikely to result in my termination. It will, however, result in loss of sleep, which is why I didn’t have the time to write about this yesterday. My apologies for the somewhat-delayed post.

There are only two sides to take on this issue- the side of those who refuse to change their clocks, and count themselves among the Saved; and the side of those like my employers, who shall one day have to answer to God for their blasphemy and treason. Choose, but please choose wisely. I hope to see you all in Heaven one day.

November 3, 2007

Save a Flag: Burn a School

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Education,Terrorism — Psycheout @ 4:11 pm
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Old Glory AblazeObviously I don’t recommend anyone burn a school.  But apparently schools inculcate hatred of America in their hearts, teaching them to set fire to American flags and shred Constitutions.  Don’t believe me?  Look no further than moonbatty Maine, where a student went public with the anti-American curriculum: you get extra credit for burning a flag.  Amazing!

A University of Maine student alleges her former professor offered extra credit to class members if they burned the American flag or the U.S. Constitution or were arrested defending free speech.

That’s always in the lesson plan.  I don’t know why anybody would be surprised by this.  Normally it’s not so blatant though.  Get arrested and get an A.  Something is definitely stinky in Maine.  How many students have done their homework isn’t revealed in the article, but they are obviously ticking timebombs ready to go off at the next leftist protest.  It has happened time and again.

We at B4B have documented some of the recent examples of flag burning, including one fellow who took a crap on a burning American flag.  Now we know where these motivations are coming from.  Look no further than your local liberal brainwashing center: the schoolhouse.  It’s high time that students were taught to love America rather than to despise her.

— Psycheout

October 13, 2007

Kids Korner: Goody Guns

Filed under: Christmas,Education,Family,Second Amendment — Psycheout @ 2:35 pm

Goody Guns Flag CookiesHere’s a great gift idea that will provide endless rainy day afternoon activities. It’s a fun product that helps craft fun snacks for the kids while teaching them valuable lessons about the right to keep and bear arms as well as the importance of firearm safety. That may sound like a lot, and it is, but it’s all here in Goody Guns. Go take a look!

Basically it’s a cookie cutter in the shape of a semi-automatic pistol. There may be kits available separately to modify it for full auto fire, but you’ll have to seek that out yourself. Grin. Here’s a little more about this versatile item:

With the supervision and help of the adults in their lives, boys and girls can turn their own kitchens into “Arsenals of Liberty” by making gun-shaped cookies to keep and share, while absorbing firearms safety lessons the public schools would never teach them, and which the mass media don’t want to see taught.

I just love ideas like this. Not only does it provide a fun activity for mom and the kids, but it also teaches valuable lessons and undoes some of the liberal anti-gun propaganda taught in the cesspools that are today’s public indoctrination centers, I mean schools. Better than that, your kids can bring fun semi-auto cookies to school to share with their friends. It’s a great way to spread the word and a good way for your children to make new friends. Deprogramming starts at home, but it doesn’t have to end there.

And one of the important lessons that JPFO suggests for even the youngest of children is the proper way to eat a goody gun: point the barrel away from your face while you eat it. Isn’t that great? It teaches young people the proper way to handle a firearm later in life. And after munching on several Goody Guns, this will become instinctual. Now that’s totally rad!

Goody Guns LunchBut it gets even better. You aren’t restricted to making only gun shaped cookies. Oh no, this is America after all, and America is all about freedom — read your Constitution. Use your imagination a little and you’ll wind up with tasty treats like the toasted cheese sandwich pictured on the right. Learning about the Second Amendment isn’t merely a dessert activity: you can reinforce the importance of this fundamental right three meals a day!

The Goody Guns website provides some recipes, naturally, but with a versatile product like this, the sky’s the limit. You’re only limited by the boundaries of your imagination, and not by the liberals’ futile attempts to crush our G-d given rights. Be sure to bake some cookies for your liberal relatives and acquaintances and watch their faces turn red, their ears steam and their heads explode! For liberals, thinking is not an option. Liberalism is a persistent vegetative state after all.

Naturally gun grabbers and other anti-gun liberal wackjobs are going nuts over Goody Guns. “Oh noes, gun shaped cookies! Someone might be killed!” All the more reason to place an order. If the gun grabbers and liberals hate something, it must be good! So order one today! And at under $10, it’s a real steal!

Please feel free to post your ideas about what you might do with your own Goody Guns. It’s definitely perfect for any Christmas list. Celebrating Jesus and our inalienable Constitutional right to keep and bear arms never felt so good! And it’s never too early to start planning for the blessed day. The grinchy liberals are already plotting how to take Christ out of Christmas, you can count on it. So let’s beat them to the punch.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

— Psycheout

August 30, 2007

Sam Brownback Understands Education

Filed under: Education,Family,Sam Brownback — Psycheout @ 2:28 pm

Senator Sam BrownbackBeing the first Presidential candidate to speak at the 2008 Presidential Candidate Education Forums at UNI, Sam Brownback demonstrated that he cares about and understands the importance of education better than just about anyone.

During an education forum at the University of Northern Iowa, Republican presidential hopeful Sam Brownback said rebuilding the traditional family unit is as important to improving the nation’s education system as reforming No Child Left Behind or increasing the number of students in math and science.

I doubt anyone could disagree with that.  Rebuilding the family and reforming No Child Left Behind are crucial.

“Where I think (No Child Left Behind) failed was not giving flexibility to the states,” he said.

When the four-person panel asked questions on early childhood education and how to best prepare students for academic achievement, Brownback said rebuilding the traditional family structure — which he defined as a mother, father and child — is as crucial as any government program.

Naturally liberals will scoff at this notion since it has long been their goal to destroy the traditional family.  For these people, Sam goes beyond the soundbite that phony so-cons rely upon.

He said social data shows children in two-parent homes are more likely to graduate from high school and attend college and less likely to use drugs or be arrested.

“I think it really is an important discussion that we’ve not been willing to have as a country,” he said.

And Senator Brownback is absolutely right.  And there are some other things that can be done regarding the educational system itself.

When asked what he would do to better fund the educational system, from preschool to higher education, Brownback said that responsibility largely falls on the shoulders of local and state governments. However, he said he supported continued funding of federal research grants, and expanding federal students loans and grants to make college more affordable.

And it’s time to expand school choice.  A President Brownback would do just that.

The senator also touted school vouchers as a way for students to enroll in better-performing schools. He pointed to the success of Hope Scholarships in Washington, D.C., when touting the idea.

“We shouldn’t let children stay stuck in a system that fails them,” he said.

You can be sure that that’s exactly what a liberal would do.  That’s why we need a principled, conservative Republican, Sam Brownback, at the helm.

I challenge Brownback opponents to find anything to disagree with here.  I suspect the response will be little more than crickets.

— Psycheout