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Dateline: San Francisco, CA, headquarters of the gay agenda. I am granted an exclusive interview with one of the shadowy leaders of a group that vows to destroy America from within and reshape her in its graven image. Unless something is done to stop these foul creatures, America the Beautiful will no longer be made up of Red and Blue states, but will be one disgusting swath of pink, united under a pink triangle, a satanic symbol of universal fruitiness.
Kenny G (not his real name) takes his seat, dressed in “assless chaps” and a fuchsia feather boa, a mischievous glint in his eye. World domination is his goal, warping your child’s mind is his aim, the literal destruction of America is on his mind. And he’s not afraid to admit it. In fact, he’s downright proud and smug about it. Shocking is the word to describe this sinful cretin.
PO: Hi, Kenny G. Thank you for granting us this interview.
KG: You’re welcome, sweetie. I was hoping to get you back to my place for a bit of fun, if you know what I mean. *winks*
PO: Yeah, right. Great. So what is it that your group, The Gay Mafia, wants to achieve?
KG: Equality for all, silly goose. There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?
PO: But everyone is equal already, aren’t they? Women are allowed to drive and work, racial discrimination is a thing of the past, read only about in history books, there are laws that forbid discrimination. In fact, now there’s reverse discrimination. What more do you want? What you actually want are special rights, isn’t that correct?
KG: Oh, just get off your soapbox, won’t you, sugar? Of course we want “special” rights. We’re special people, therefore we deserve to have it all. Get this: I have to watch television shows about straight couples all the time, you see them everywhere, flaunting their heterosexuality. It’s disgusting. What we need are more gays on the “boob tube.” We need more openly gay couples, threesomes and foursomes, showing their pride on the streets and in the seedy back alleys of America. People must be forced to call us normal, not weird, not sick. Do you like my chaps?
PO: Let’s stay on the subject, Kenny. This is very interesting. What about people who realize that the gay lifestyle choice is sinful? What about them?
KG: Those homophobes should be locked up and forced to watch gay porn 24/7. No question about it.
PO: Don’t you think that’s a bit extreme?
KG: No I don’t. If being forced to watch hot guys in the act of blissful unrestrained sodomy is what it takes to open some eyes and change some minds then so be it. And another thing: homosexuality is not a sin. It’s hot all right, but it’s not sinful, sister.
PO: But what about the King James Bible? It clearly states that gaiety is a sin, forbidden by the Lord. You can’t argue that.KG: F**k the Bible. King James was a big fairy. And so was Jesus. I hate God and I hate the Bible. All that junk. Religion should be banned and Christians thrown to the lions, again. If I ever became king, it’s off with their heads. Fundies make me sick. What a bunch of drama queens!
PO: You would ban the free exercise of religion?
KG: You bet your ass I would.
PO: But what about the children?
KG: What about them? I love children. Especially little boys. There’s nothing I would like better than twisting their minds into accepting my homosexuality as a legitimate lifestyle choice. Then I’ll make them my love slaves. Oooh, that’s hot. Girls are much easier to turn, most are closet lesbos anyway, but you gotta get the little boys early, before they become masculine.
Later in the interview, Kenny G goes on about abortion on demand, or rather, forced abortions for all “straights” and other repulsive ideas behind the gay lifestyle. I also asked who Kenny supports for President. The answer was no surprise. “Obama’s smoking hot,” he gushed as he touched himself in an impure manner.
Further excerpts from this shocking interview will be posted at a later date.
Reject the gay agenda for the sake of America. If not, she and you, unless you’re an unrepentant gay homosexual who doesn’t deserve to live on G-d’s green Earth, will be destroyed. You wouldn’t want that to happen, would you?
— Psycheout
Here in the Hellish region known as New England, hard rains have begun wiping the snows away. The streets are paved in ice, cracking the asphalt beneath the tires of the Volvos and Priuses driven by the local Hippies. My wife slipped and fell on the ice yesterday, severely injuring her leg.
Some snowboarders 
They admit as much 
I know this is a controversial topic, but I feel it must be raised. The Statue of “Liberty” has many adherents, including otherwise-patriotic and Christian Republican Americans. It is with the deepest respect for the feelings and sensibilities of these individuals that I proceed with this admonition.
The Statue is such a graven image. As proof, one need merely look at the New York state license plate. The Statue is very prominently displayed on this license plate, as befits a state renowned for Godlessness, savagery, Marxism, Atheism, and sexual deviancy. Conspicuously absent from this license plate is any depiction of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, Whose agonies on the Cross washed away the sins of the world and gave us hope in Salvation. Yes, there’s no room for any depiction of the True Religion on the New York license plate, but there is room for a Bolshevist French harlot clad in nothing but a bedsheet, brandishing a firebrand and a copy of some book that may well be either the “Communist Manifesto” or “Origin of the Species,” calling all evildoers to come to America and worship her as their false god. Yes, very little about this license plate is surprising, I am saddened to say.
I had a mind-shattering epiphany last night, a nightmare vision that I have to share with you all. I find that I can no longer, in good conscience, support Senator Brownback directly in his campaign for the Presidency. Instead, I feel compelled to endorse Michael Huckabee, the candidate who will “tack” Brownback into office.
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