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April 7, 2008

4chan: Just How Ghey Are They?

4chan is totally gay4chan retards are flocking to the site once again for a post that appeared months ago. Just how stupid are these retards? Apparently they never forget, but 4channers are obviously dumber than a sack of doorknobs.

Not much more needs to be said, but go ahead and discuss.

NOTE: “NIGGER” and “DESU” x 9000 comments will be deleted as will weak attempts at rickrolling (don’t ask). That means the majority of the comments will never appear since 4channers never have an original thought or an active synapse between them. It’s like a hive mind of stupid over in that latrine.

NOTE 2: ts;cr (too stupid; can’t read) is apparently a popular “meme” with these worthless trolls, so expect to see some variant of this brainless unfunny reply before I have a chance to hit the delete key.

Update: The 4chan Manifesto:

We are Anonymous, and we are totally gay.
We are void of human decency, such as pity and mercy.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be forced to have gay sex without hesitation.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not totally gay.
Our enemies are to be violated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one gay whole. No Anonymous knows anything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted because we are totally gay.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous (ow, don’t slap me, silly goose).
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human or straight. We are above heteros and morality.
We are legion, for we are many and totally gay.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times.  Especially up your backside because we love buttsecks.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to be gay.
Anonymous has no redeeming value.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the gaity of teh Anonymous.
Anonymous is one. Anonymous is gay. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Especially when wearing the holy assles chaps.
Anonymous is in control of all other faggorz at all times.
Anonymous has no identity or brains.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous prefers whips and chains like all gaywads.
Anonymous are all equal. Butt some are more equal than others. Tee hee.
Anonymous is the virus; Christians are the cure.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are dumber than a sack of hammers.

Thanks to 4chan insider, Anonymous.

— Psycheout

November 19, 2007

Dumbing It Down

The Average B4B Critic - A MoronThe quality of the writing skills of our commenters, especially the liberal and perverted critics who come here to rant, utilizing incomprehensible spelling and atrocious grammar, is dragging our blog down. At right is what we consider to be the median (average Joe) in the vast pool (or toilet bowl) of our dissenting commenters.

To put it kindly, they’re dribbling morons. Just read a few of their incomprehensible and horribly misspelled rants and try to find the coherent thought. It’s harder than solving a trick puzzle in an advanced copy of Where’s Waldo in which the striped-shirted, hat-wearing fellow is completely absent. One simply cannot find it.

When I read some of the comments from those who rail against us, I just shake my head. Do these people stand upright? Do they have opposable thumbs? Do their brains somehow detach and wander off on their own? Are their remaining brains stored in jars? I don’t know how Sam (our moderator) can deal with you folk. Honestly. You guys belong in a zoo. Do you sleep on straw and roll around in your own filth? Do you stand on four legs or two? Seriously.

DunceWe would appreciate very much if commenters would at least familiarize themselves with basic middle school (junior high) vocabulary and grammatical skills. It’s not asking that much, is it? If you were born in a barn, have no teeth, never read an entire book (esp The King James Bible), can’t think of anything to write but leftist talking points, please don’t bother.

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November 15, 2007

Barry Bonds: Jailbird

Barry 'Juice' BondsAnother drug addict bites the dust. All drug users should be locked up, so this is good news. Professional sports are really boring and a total waste of time in my opinion. Watching rich athletes spit and grab their crotches or seeing Janet Jackson expose herself on live TV takes away valuable time that could be better spent studying scripture.

Former Giants slugger Barry Bonds was indicted today for perjury and obstruction of justice, all connected to allegedly false statements baseball’s all-time home run leader made to a federal grand jury investigating the Balco steroids scandal.

So bye bye, Barry. Hope you enjoy your 30 years in the pokey. He set some kind of meaningless record, that should be completely ignored and erased since he was hopped up on goofballs. He shot sin into his veins and now he must pay the penalty. If nothing else he has shown children the wrong way to get ahead. Dope is for dopes. It’s time that American drug users realized that America has zero tolerance for casual drug use.

Do the crime serve the time. A bondsman won’t do you any good now Barry. Buh bye. LOL.

Update: Maybe I misheard Fox News in the other room. I heard he faces 30 years hard time, but I can only find 5 years for perjury plus 10 years for obstruction of justice. The other 15 (at a minimum) should be tacked on for the use of illegal drugs. In reality drug users should be locked up for life. They are irredeemable. It’s the only way to be sure.

— Psycheout

November 13, 2007

Stupidest Spam in the World

Filed under: Spam — Psycheout @ 2:44 am
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No SpamIt’s late and I’m very tired. And what do I see when I finally return home from an all day Bible retreat? 500 spam comments. That’s 500 in just over 12 hours. Let me tell you my position on spammers: they should be shot dead. They should be waterboarded and then drawn and quartered. They are worse than hippies, worse than liberals, possibly worse than the entire democRAT party.

We’ve been chronicling idiotic blog spam for a long time. But today, B4B received probably the stupidest email harvesting spam I have ever seen. This is likely stupider than the Nigerian banking spam that we all get in in our email boxes. The website address where stupid fools are supposed to enter their email addresses so that they can be collected and sold to spammers has been obfuscated, since I have no desire to link to criminals, not even stupid ones.

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