4chan retards are flocking to the site once again for a post that appeared months ago. Just how stupid are these retards? Apparently they never forget, but 4channers are obviously dumber than a sack of doorknobs.
Not much more needs to be said, but go ahead and discuss.
NOTE: “NIGGER” and “DESU” x 9000 comments will be deleted as will weak attempts at rickrolling (don’t ask). That means the majority of the comments will never appear since 4channers never have an original thought or an active synapse between them. It’s like a hive mind of stupid over in that latrine.
NOTE 2: ts;cr (too stupid; can’t read) is apparently a popular “meme” with these worthless trolls, so expect to see some variant of this brainless unfunny reply before I have a chance to hit the delete key.
Update: The 4chan Manifesto:
We are Anonymous, and we are totally gay.
We are void of human decency, such as pity and mercy.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be forced to have gay sex without hesitation.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not totally gay.
Our enemies are to be violated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one gay whole. No Anonymous knows anything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted because we are totally gay.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous (ow, don’t slap me, silly goose).
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human or straight. We are above heteros and morality.
We are legion, for we are many and totally gay.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times. Especially up your backside because we love buttsecks.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to be gay.
Anonymous has no redeeming value.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the gaity of teh Anonymous.
Anonymous is one. Anonymous is gay. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Especially when wearing the holy assles chaps.
Anonymous is in control of all other faggorz at all times.
Anonymous has no identity or brains.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous prefers whips and chains like all gaywads.
Anonymous are all equal. Butt some are more equal than others. Tee hee.
Anonymous is the virus; Christians are the cure.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are dumber than a sack of hammers.
Thanks to 4chan insider, Anonymous.
— Psycheout
Another drug addict bites the dust. All drug users should be locked up, so this is good news. Professional sports are really boring and a total waste of time in my opinion. Watching rich athletes spit and grab their crotches or seeing Janet Jackson expose herself on live TV takes away valuable time that could be better spent studying scripture.
It’s late and I’m very tired. And what do I see when I finally return home from an all day Bible retreat? 500 spam comments. That’s 500 in just over 12 hours. Let me tell you my position on spammers: they should be shot dead. They should be waterboarded and then drawn and quartered. They are worse than hippies, worse than liberals, possibly worse than the entire democRAT party.


Dumbing It Down
Tags: B4B, commenters, dumb it down, idiocracy, idiots, illiteracy, liberals, morons
To put it kindly, they’re dribbling morons. Just read a few of their incomprehensible and horribly misspelled rants and try to find the coherent thought. It’s harder than solving a trick puzzle in an advanced copy of Where’s Waldo in which the striped-shirted, hat-wearing fellow is completely absent. One simply cannot find it.
When I read some of the comments from those who rail against us, I just shake my head. Do these people stand upright? Do they have opposable thumbs? Do their brains somehow detach and wander off on their own? Are their remaining brains stored in jars? I don’t know how Sam (our moderator) can deal with you folk. Honestly. You guys belong in a zoo. Do you sleep on straw and roll around in your own filth? Do you stand on four legs or two? Seriously.
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