A lot of parents have let their children down by letting them be swept up in the Harry Potter mania. At last the author, a Ms. J.K. Rowling, revealed the revolting truth: Dumbledore is a gay homosexual who doesn’t deserve to live on G-d’s green earth. Not only was Rowling obviously pushing Satan’s agenda, she was pushing the homosexual agenda as well. Was this and her “wardrobe malfunction” (pictured at right) just a pathetic attempt to boost lagging sales? You be the judge.
Now that the sordid subliminal truth has been revealed, hopefully DVD sales and book sales will plummet. Dumbledore is a simpering limp-wristed Nancy boy. As if we didn’t already suspect.
In front of a full house of hardcore [jailhouse gay] Potter fans at Carnegie Hall in New York, Rowling, sitting on the stage on a red velvet and carved wood throne [with her boobs hanging out], read from her seventh and final book, “Harry Potter and the Faggy Hallows,” then took questions. One fan asked whether Albus Dumbledore, the head of the famed Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, had ever loved anyone. Rowling smiled [evilly]. “Dumbledore is gay, actually,” replied Rowling as the audience errupted in surprise. She added that, in her [sick and twisted fag hag] mind, Dumbledore had an unrequited love affair [barf bag] with Gellert Grindelwald, Voldemort’s predecessor who appears in the seventh book. After several minutes of prolonged shouting and clapping from astonshed fans [in leather chaps], Rowling added. “I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy [gay].”
I think I’m going to be sick. The audience “erupted.” They were “happy.” How disgusting. What a bunch of perverts.
We already revealed the ending of the final book. So don’t waste your money. I think it’s time that any Potter material in your home meet Mr. Trash Can. Unless you want your children to become like Dumblequeer. Yuck. What a dirty trick.
Dumbledore: gay. Discuss.
Update: Somebody gets it right.
One major anti-Potter crusader is Laura Mallory, a mother of four from Georgia, who made headlines earlier this month when she told the Gwinnett County Board of Education that the series was trying to indoctrinate children into the Wicca religion. In response to Dumbledore’s outing, Mallory told ABC News that the Potter series has “an anti-Christian agenda,” and, “this only further supports that.”
“My prayer is that parents would wake up, that the subtle way this is presented as harmless fantasy would be exposed for what it really is — a subtle indoctrination into anti-Christian values,” said Mallory. “The kids are being introduced to a cult and witchcraft practices.
“A homosexual lifestyle is a harmful one,” she added. “That’s proven, medically.”
Indeed.
Update 2: Somewhere, Jerry Falwell Is Smiling.
Update 3: Welcome, Think Regress readers!
Update 4: Now Think Regress is even going after journalist Bill O’Reilly. Heaven forbid we should speak out against the relentless and tireless march of the homosexual agenda. As if telling the truth were some sort of crime. It’s times like this that the left wing media bear their fangs and show their true colors. This is the face of left wing fascism.
Apparently even Keith Olbermann chose to attack us on his Countdown show on MS-DNC last night. One of the five people who actually watched it alerted us to the broadside. It’s typical that we aren’t allowed equal time to respond to the smear merchants. Just another day in the LLL MSM.
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Continuing their disgusting tradition of honoring fascists and dictators like Hitler and Stalin, Time has again chosen a non-American thug as Man of the Year. Vladimir Putin. And the runner-up? You guessed it: al-Gore. Second runner-up? Christianity hater J.K. Rowling.
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