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Pathetic Fallacy

I’m sitting outside in my backyard overlooking the Bear Creek.  Do I hear rain?  Yes.  It is rain.  The thunder clouds boom off in the distance and the sky has darkened.

What a wonderful thing it is to be dry under my gazebo.  The gazebo is ragged, torn from the dog when she was a puppy, and some of the hooks are missing for the mosquito netting – but it works and it provides shelter.

Mom is in front of me – her favorite flower in the spring were peonies.  I only have one plant – so far.  It didn’t bloom for the longest time but I think I finally got it right.

Drip, drip, drip on the gazebo shelter.  If it starts to downpour harder I don’t know that this old material will keep me dry.  All the sides are open and the breeze is so wonderfully cool.

Ben is life-guarding right now – and as I understand it – they are to come into the guard station with signs of thunder and lightening.  Grumble, grumble, grumble the sky responds to the hot air.

The bird are still chirping – but the dog is close at hand.  She doesn’t like thunder – what dog does?

When the kids were young we used to get so excited that a thunder-storm was coming – it was like a show.  I’d make a big bowl of buttered popcorn (craving some of that right now) and we get a blanket and snuggle under the blanket on the front porch and watch the scene.  We were together and the whole experience was spectacular.  The kids still request popcorn to this day – but I guess Ben won’t get any.  Nor will Katya as she is working at Canadian Tire.  Hope the power doesn’t go out again there – makes the check-out station a bit of a challenge.

On the farm, I remember how refreshing the storms were – sometimes I’d get my bathing suit on and run around in the rain (as long as there was no lightening) until I was absolutely drenched and thilthy from the mud.  I loved the rain especially when we lived in the cabin.  Mom would always play double solitaire with me.

Often, the hydro would go out and there would be quite some time until it was re-stored.  I guess that’s one of the consequences of living in the country. Dad would light the fire in the downstairs fireplace that he had constructed himself from the field-stones that were scattered over the property.  He had chiseled and split them all by himself (remember the lessons he had received from Grandpa re:  the George Straits?).  Mom was not pleased with the process as there were piles of rocks and mortar and concrete and such in the basement for at least four years.  The stone fire-place was fantastic when it was finished but it sure took a long time to complete – much to my Mother’s chagrin.

Tap, tap, tap, grumble, grumble. The weather is not sure of itself.  Rain?  Sun?  Happy?  Sad?

Oops – the golfer, Kevin, has returned from the game.  Too dangerous on the course.

And so – perhaps I will end here as my thoughts are no longer exclusive property of this post.

The rain is coming down harder – it seems to have made a decision – as have I.

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The Dam

As much as I love animals, there is one that has stymied me for years.  This creature is hard-working, tenacious, and capable.  In most circles, if this animal were a corporate employee, it would be fast-tracked up the corporate ladder.

I first encountered “the beaver” in 1967 when Paula and I purchased an 82-acre tract of land just west of Craighurst.  Yes, this is the place I’ve written out in previous posts (On Duff’s Pond, The Night Bandit to name two).  It was the boonies in 1967 – nothing near by.  No humans to slow the growth of the beautiful maple forests or the old oaks.  Nothing to obstuct Mother Nature except God himself – God…. and the beavers.

There was a beautiful stream that ran through the property – it was spring fed.  Those waters were crystal clear and mighty cold.  This stream was a perfect habitat for minnows, frogs, and the summer supply of water cress.  The beavers loved this stream too and when Paula and I explored into the back 40, we found that they loved the stream so much, they had build and established quite an extensive dam.  The dam must have been more than 40 feet long with two overflow channels.  It incorporated several trees and flooded an area that was navigitable (and we did build a raft for the kids to ride on) by vessel.

At first blush, anyone would have thought, “Gee, this pond is beautiful.”  The kids would often sit in the shade of the wild cherry tree that stretched its branches over the waters of the pond and do their best at fishing.  I have to admit, it seemed like a real oasis.  The sound of the water trickling over the spillway of the dam was quite calming.

When one walked upstream, however, one could observe quite quickly that this beautiful little oasis came at a price.

I guess the beavers had a good life there with all the nice soft trees so close at hand – and no humans around.  They propegated and their family grew.  With a growing family comes a growing appetite and the beavers needed to make the dam bigger to host the larger family.  They knew the current dam was at its limits so, instead, they went upstream and began the construction of the “granny suite”.  Of course, the second dam flooded a great deal of land where beautiful trees were growing.  If the trees remained flooded for too long they too would die.

I knew I was in for a fight.

I recruited some help from my cousins and early one morning we headed upstream to dam # 2.  To deconstruct a beaver dam by hand takes a great deal of strength and time.  The branches are so interwoven into the structure and glued together by mud!  It was tough work.  Eventually we were able to get a hole large enough to create a slip-stream for the backed up water and we let the water pressure behind the dam take care of the rest.  The water gushed through the dam.  Soon, well, in about an hour or two, the water was back to normal and I could hear the trees saying, “thanks”.

We headed home – tired and quite pleased with our work.  We had left the branches and twigs and such beside the dam with the intention of taking them away to clean up the next day.  I had a great sleep that night and was anxious to get back to cleaning up the next morning.

After a fantastic farmer’s breakfast, my cousins and I headed back to the dam.

Well, the beavers had not slept that night – they had been, in fact, very busy.  The water level of the pond was right back where it had been the day before!  I must admit I was a little stunned.  How on earth they had managed to stop the water and re-build I’ll never know – beavers are quite the engineers.  My cousins and I decided that the only thing to do was to rip the dam apart a second time.  “Surely that will discourage them”, I said.  So – away we went to work again.  This time we removed the wood at once.

Tired, and dirty and mosquito bit, we headed back for Paula’s culinary delights.  Once again, we anxiously awaited the next morning to see what would happen.

I saw it in the distance this time – I knew this meant war.  I had under-estimated my opponent.  The dam was re-built – this time better and stronger than ever.

From that time on, I had a new respect for this wonder of nature.  I always imagined the beavers watching us struggle to dis-assemble their engineered interlocking wood – and laughing.

The fight was won… but the battle was far from over!

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Night Bandits Strike Again

I guess I should have known that the racoons would eventually figure things out, but who knew they could be so clever?

Life in the cabin in the woods, as I had mentioned previously was quite rustic.  Since we had no electricity (which also meant there were no utilities bills to pay) we also had no refrigeration.  This gave us quite a challenge to overcome as we lived in the cabin during the summer months of July and August and the nearest store was a 15 minute ride to Barrie.

I rigged up a big “ice-box” kind of contraption just outside the cabin and kept it full of ice.  It was here where we stored our fresh produce, meats, and any other perishables.

Paula used a wood-oven stove to cook our meals on.  It was Jamie’s job to gather and split the wood to fill the wood-box so Paula could literally keep the home fires burning.  She boiled water on the stove to wash the dishes and was even able to bake fresh bread in the oven.  I’ll admit it got a little hot in the summer, so we ended up moving the stove outside.  I made sure it was well enough under the trees so that if it rained, Paula wouldn’t get too wet.  She really didn’t like this idea too much – but it worked and it brought both of us back to our childhood.  Paula even used “flat irons” that she heated on the stove to iron my shirts.  We were really living in the lap of luxury then.

Anyhow, back to the cooler.  One night I awoke to a terrible clatter.  There were loud screams and banging that sounded like the clash of pots and pans.  I threw on my house coat, got the flashlight and headed out the door to see what was the matter.  There – on the cooler – were a set of raccoons staring right at me.  I’m not sure who was more stunned – the raccoons or I.  I guess they must have figured I was some sort of menace since they eventually took off into the woods.

I told Paula the next day that we would have to pay special attention to that cooler as raccoons were clever and could usually figure out how to get into things.  She told me not to worry – just put a heavy rock on the top.

The next night – once again – I awoke to loud clatter.  The raccoons had knocked off that heavy rock and were working on the locks of the cooler.  I shooed them away once again.

“I’ll fix them, ” I said to myself and I went and bought a lock.

The lock did fix them  – after all it is a pretty fool-proof security system for even the best of thieves.  They tried to get it open.  They tried, and they tried, and they tried.  They pounded on the lid, they cried, they jumped all around that tin box until I couldn’t stand the noise anymore.  The lock worked, but the noise kept me up all night.

My colleagues were a little worried about me the next morning when I crawled into work looking a little haggered.

“What happened to you?”, they asked.

Wearily I replied,  “I was up all night listening to a pair of raccoons trying to break into my cold – storage box.”

They looked at me at little stunned.  “What do you mean your cold-storage box?”.

“Where we keep our food.”

I think to this day some of them believe that we must have been flat broke and out of luck – and that must be why we had no refrigeration.

I ended up exchanging the tin cold-storage box for a plastic cold-storage box and that ended the night escapades with those raccoons.  They eventually gave up  trying to break in to the food.  But then, I heard them on the roof trying to get down the stove pipe which was connected to the wonderful smells radiating from the oven.

We never did serve up raccoon soup, but we all appreciated the episodes brought to us courtesy of the night bandits.

The Luxury Cabin in the Woods

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The Guard Bird

Home of "The BIrd"

This is a little run-down now – but in its glory, this shanty was really “cooking”.

Every spring around late March or early April, Paula, Stacey and I would trudge back to the bush armed with maple – tree – tapping gear.

I had modified a chainsaw so that it could drill the holes in the trees .. and that was about the only thing that was automated in our maple syrup making operation.

Paula would follow me and insert a tablet into the hole of the tree which prevent bacteria from forming and tainting the sap.  Stacey hammered the spiggot into the tree from which bucket would hang and collect the sap.

We used to tap around 200 tap-holes each spring and use the snowmobile while there was snow to collect the sap – and the tractor after the snow melted.

It was a very rustic set up but we all loved it – except for the days when the spring turned into a winter storm – and the sap froze in the buckets.  That became quite difficult to collect.

I would often have to stay up all night to boil the sap in my wood-fired evaporator in the bush to keep up with the sap run.  Sap could not stay in the buckets for long as it would “ferment”.

One day, a partridge appeared near the sugar shanty.  This bird was very tame and it had no hesitation in approaching people.   I would often be busy boiling the sap and the vapour would be rushing out through the open roof when I ‘d look up and spot that dumb bird on the edge of the roof peering down into the vat of boiling sap.  Had he taken one false step – we would have had boiled partridge to eat that night – but he was pretty sure footed and sure – beaked to boot.

On one occasion,  my good friend Floyd came to visit.  It was a lovely day that day.  I would often keep beer in the snow bank to keep it cold and since there was no electricity – there was no refrigeration system.  Mother Nature would always provide.

We got a little thirsty working so hard boiling the sap and so I asked Floyd to get us a beer out of the snow bank.

He went outside to grab a beverage, but when he bent over to pick up the beer from the snow bank, the bird pecked him in the butt.

Floyd jumped,  ran frantically into the sugar shanty and said, “I”ll be damned.  I’ve heard of guard dogs before – but I’ve never heard of a guard bird!”

Floyd did not venture near the snow bank without guarding his butt ever again!

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