1. (this isn’t really a rant but its funny) TNT told me to pick up the heads for his race car motor at the hospital parking Tuesday after work. He told me they would be in a white Impala and the key in the gas cover. Okay not a problem except there was THREE white Impala’s in the parking lot. I went to each one and opened the gas covers. I was just waiting for someone to call the cops on me. Finally I found it.
2. When you (a nurse) see I have a splint on my hand it might be a good idea to help me lift the 75 pound heads out of the trunk of your white Impala. HELLO!
3. Yes honey I really appreciate it when you start a load of laundry. However, it’s not the most amazing thing a man has ever done! Just like the trash, its full dump it. If the hamper is full put it in the washer. Especially since you get home 2 or 3 hours before I do. I’m sorry if I don’t give you a standing ovation!
4. Honey you must realize I got home from work last night mowed for 3 hours, cleaned 4 dozen ears of sweet corn, got supper ready, cleaned up the house, did the deposit for your tool company, cleaned up the kitchen, loaded the dishwasher, showered, folded laundry and didn’t get done with all that until 10:30. I wasn’t able to sit down in the basement and “relax” like you did. So don’t get angry with me because your jean shorts were still in the dryer this morning since they had to run a little extra time last night. Grab them out of the dryer! Not that hard.
Okay I feel better! Please tell me I’m not the only wife who goes through this daily.





























