This story ALWAYS comes up and I think we laugh harder now than when it first happened. Let me just say before I start this story that it takes a lot to make me mad.
I’ll take you back to Mildred’s Senior year of basketball at Grinnell High School Gym. Grinnell was a good team but had a bunch of bitches on their team. I’m being nice by calling them that. The Grinnell team was just one of those teams that you hate. Just happens that way. Every year the teams would trade wins and would always be a very intense game. So for me sitting in the stands my adrenaline was already pumping. I should also mention that in those days I reffed a lot of bball games so I knew the rules and 99% of the time I’d take the refs side even if the call was against Mildred’s team
Mom, Bruce and I were were sitting at the half court line about 5 rows up. The Grinnell crowd were just as bad as their players with arguing and just being unsportsmanlike. Well the clock was winding down in the second quarter and Niki comes dribbling the ball across half court. Now the rule is it is only backcourt if all three points (Two feet & ball) cross over into the front court then go back to the backcourt. Well even though Niki had her two feet in the front court the ball was still bouncing in the backcourt when she stepped her foot to the back court. I know confusing. Anyway, the Grinnell crowd went completely crazy about it. For a little town there was a lot of noise in that gym. As I sat listening to them I got angrier and angrier and finally I snapped. I looked over at the idiots sitting close to me and yelled, “YES SHE CAN” then turned my head back to the game. That shut up the Grinnell crowd quickly. Then my mom who was sitting right next to me leaned forward to look to see who was sitting beside me. She didn’t see anyone so she leaned back to look behind me and still didn’t see anyone. So she leaned over to me and whispered, “was that you?” I said yes.
And that my friends is the story how I went ape shit crazy at one of Mildred’s basketball games. Just so you know I had to wipe tears while typing this. I can still see my mom lean forward and then lean back to look around me.
So here is my mom’s commentary about this incident:
I still remember thinking, “now who the hell said that?”
Lean forward, no one.
Lean backward, no one.
I looked at you and you had the funny look on your face when i asked if it was you.
You didn’t even look at me as you snarled YES.
I looked at Bruce and his eyes were great big.
He had the questioning around his mouth and I nodded and said it was Carrie.
He laughed.






























