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A New Bed Pest
Beware, there is a dangerous Land Shark also known as a Bed Hog, that encroaches upon human beds and takes them over…once this infamous predator takes over, there is little chance for recovery
Once the Land Shark has found its way upon your bed and has its large rocklike butt near to your pillow, by your face, you can try these moves for possible success but do not budge a sliver or an inch or you will lose ground and then ALL will be lost and your place on the bed will be completely confiscated:
1. The push with both hands or wedge an elbow like a crowbar
2. Plop down right on top of the Land Shark with your entire body or your pillow
3. Cover the Land Shark with a blanket
4. Ask the Land Shark to move in a loud voice
The Land Shark has been known to respond in any of these ways:
1. ignores you
2. opens its eyes and looks bemused at your dilemma
3. refuses to budge one inch of space
4. may stand up and sit down in the exact same spot just to confuse you
5. a sneaky new trick is to stick its head underneath yours
If the Land Shark does NOT move away, it is likely that the next stage of infiltration will take place and you will likely experience:
being pawed in the belly region
licked, bathed and coated in saliva
a tail will be wagged directly into your face
a smelly toot sounding from its nether regions will emit directly into your face
If any and all of the above happen, it is useless to try to recover any ground. The bed is NOT safe for human habitation any longer.
Take the proper precautions or this too can happen to you.
Once the Land Shark has landed and taken over your bed like this, they are unlikely to move over any time soon. And they may hide underneath your blanket to fool you but eventually they will pant and you will know that they are still there.
Good luck.
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is your dog working today?
Cici is on the job, as she is every day, here at home… asleep, on the couch or bed, or right now in the kitchen checking out the scraps on the floor… she just finished her bone… soon she will nap, then get a bath (shhhhhh, do not tell her)… here she is researching the news for me…
hey, it worked for Edgar Cayce…
how about your pooch, are they doing important work today on Bring your Dog to work day???
In good company… Bo Obama also gets to work at home every day at the White House with the President…
Pets Best Insurance Top 7 Reasons to Bring Your Dog to the Office
1. They won’t be doing the potty dance waiting for you to get home.
2. You don’t have to pay for doggy day care.
3. You get a mental break and fresh air during their potty breaks (as long as you’re up wind).
4. They make awkward noises and instantly lighten the mood.
5. You can blame that smell on your dog.
6. Your boss just might throw you a bone!
7. Need a smile, just look at their face.
Blog Hop time…thanks to Life with Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers and Confessions of the Plume… grab the blog hop link
A Limerick for Cici
Happy Saint Pitties Day…
There once was Cici the mixed Pitty
who lived at the beach, not the city.
She loved to bathe in the sun,
lick farm animal hooves for fun
but don’t ask her to be nice to a kitty!
An original poem by Oz the Terrier; re-posted with permission, in its entirety, as originally posted on www.oztheterrier.com.
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Born to be Cici
Does your dog dig Enya, Mozart or the Beatles?
a 2012 study at Colorado State University found that kenneled dogs spent more time sleeping when exposed to classical music and became shaky when listening to heavy metal tunes.
If your dog had a favorite song or signature song what would it be?
I think Cici’s would be Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf, Easy Rider movie… (she loves motorcycles, PEOPLE who ride them and she’s a wild and crazy dog)…
Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way
Yeah, darlin’
Gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace…
***
How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
American Pit Bull Terrier… (my polka dot princess)… rub my belly and I’ll kiss you and cuddle with you and kiss you and cuddle… after, let’s zoom around the block, roll in the grass, rub my belly, cuddle and kiss… what light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Border Collie: Just One. And then I’ll replace ALL the wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach the stupid lamp.
Rottweiler: Make Me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh Me, me me, PLEEEEEEEEZE let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I, PLEEEEEEEEZE, PLEASE PLEASE?
German Shepard: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell: I’ll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there–RIGHT THERE
Greyhound: It isn’t moving, who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear, and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Terrier: Let me bark at it for a while to see if it really needs changing.
What would your dog say?
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb???
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pain is the pits
I was diagnosed with fibro in 1996… have relieved 98% of my symptoms and agree that PET THERAPY of the pit bull variety kind helps a lot… since pibbles are funny dogs… goofy… warm… cuddly and silly… much comic relief, lots of laugh, plus calming warmth and an abundance of licks… of course I am biased…
pain is the pits… this morning my lower back was hurting, cici is applying her special therapy upon it and my back feels better already…
more about how I have relieved my pain from fibro is here…
loved that Animal Planet had pit bull puppies in their Too Cute segment but miss Pit Bulls and Parolees, which will be on again January 5. below is just a Dogs 101 segment about American Pit Bull Terriers…
what do you think????
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World Animal Day
Today is the feast day of St Francis of Assisi, patron saint of animals. St Francis was renowned for his relationship with animals, famously brokering a peace between the townspeople of Gubbio, Italy, and a local wolf. Many churches take the opportunity to bless pets around this feast day.
World Animal Day is celebrated each year on October the 4th. It started in Florence, Italy in 1931 at a convention of ecologists.[1] On this day,animal life in all its forms is celebrated, and special events are planned in locations all over the globe. The 4th of October was originally chosen for World Animal Day because it is the feast day of Francis of Assisi.
There are still many people who think that dogs are nothing more than security alarms – people who keep the animals chained up in yards, like living doorbells.
And there is the blight known as BSL…and too many healthy animals are killed in shelters, dog fighting, animal abuse, etc.
Animals are precious and we are their voice.
If you have a pet, dog or cat or rabbit or bird or fish, whatever, you know that they are special and bring lots of love and often entertainment into your home.
My Cici aka polka dot princess does often with her silly antics. As did my cats Precious and Abundance. Pets not only make our world furrier but also funnier. Love and enjoy them while you can.
Celebrate World Animal Day !!!!
there is even a blog hop…
enjoy this hilarious video (some strong language) of a dog trainer talking to a typical dog owner
Dogs and birds and shuttle, oh my
Does your dog ever do weird or strange things?
Occasionally, Cici will run around the house barking for no discernible reason (today and yesterday afternoon). In the yard, too.
In the too smart for her own good category, lately, she stands by the glass door to the yard waiting for me to open the door for her. Except when I get up to do so, she runs back to the chair I was sitting on and jumps up on it (her throne). She pretends to need to go out just to get me off “her” chair. Smart dog.
The other day I noticed a dead pigeon in our yard. I thought that Cici ate it and was all worried about it. All that was left of it was its wings. Turns out, we now think, a cat or hawk dropped the dead bird in our yard. Cici was sniffing at it but she did NOT eat it. Good dog.
She jumped in a UPS truck the other day for treats (the really nice driver lady stopped just for Cici) and she did not want to get out. What a great idea… a neighborhood treat truck for dogs.
what do you think of our new look?
Cici did not try to jump up to see the shuttle but this is a cool photo in the hood…
KSBW Producer Cassady Evers shot this cool photo of the shuttle flying over the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
Blog Hop time…thanks to Life with Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers and Confessions of the Plume… grab the blog hop code
Filed under birds in sky, California, dog treats, dogs, funny, justforlaughs, Monterey, news, peace, pet blog hop, pet care, Uncategorized
Whistlin Dixie
Cici likes to bark at the birds, trucks that make too much noise, and chases the birds, too. Sometimes in the house or yard, she sees invisible creatures that she barks at, too… Can it be that Clint Eastwood has dog eyes and can see invisible and/or made-up creatures, too? the Rebarklikans were up to their old tricks at the RNC and treated everyone to some wild entertainment.
Some news hounds tell us that Pittie Pit Bull is also making a run for the White House, for President, and is the woofiest way to go… There’s a Yorkie for VP, what do you think???
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here are a few of the funniest “chair fest” and Republican National Convention photos and a few are doggone cute and laugh out loud hilarious…Enjoy !
Chris Rock @chrisrockoz
Can’t wait for the #DNC2012 this week. Insiders say Obama is gonna do a bit at the convention where he talks to Mitt’s invisible tax returns
The Republican philosophy: America is a company, corporations are people, the president is a chair.
President Obama on the GOP convention: “It was a rerun. We’d seen it before. You might as well have watched it on a black-and-white TV.”
“The 82-year-old Hollywood icon introduced Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney with a rambling 12-minute improvisation that included a rude “interview” with an empty chair purportedly occupied by an invisible Obama.
“Was he offended?
“One thing about being president or running for president — if you’re easily offended, you should probably choose another profession.” Obama said with a smile.”
“Conservatives haven’t been attacking Barack Obama for the last four years, they’ve been screaming at a fantasy, a strawman of their own creation.
“Conservatives haven’t been attacking the actual president, instead they’ve been losing their minds over a supposed Muslim Communist Nazi Socialist Kenyan who wants to give everybody “free” healthcare by destroying capitalism through death panels convened by the New World Order of leftist radicals secretly controlled by Bill Ayers and the Black Panthers through the Federal Reserve and a program of forced vaccinations which causes young girls to become whores and which in turn forces young men to become crazed mass killers which is, of course, a false flag operation by the Obama Administration to usher in the United Nations who will confiscate our guns and herd us all into FEMA Death Camps of Death where everybody will be forced into an unending string of gay marriages and drone launched abortions in order to destroy the free market, give everybody free birth control, and bring about the End Times. Also, Nazis.
“Clint Eastwood’s act at the RNC was a brilliant analogy for the republican party itself.
“Seriously.
“Folks, nothing, and I mean nothing, sums up the current state of the once great party of Lincoln like a raving old white guy yelling at an empty chair while everybody in the audience uncomfortably tries to pretend like nothing’s wrong.”
“Team Romney sent an actor out to wing it on national television.
“They screwed up the un-screwuppable. This was like having one of the featured guests at the State of the Union drop his trousers on camera. If you botch that, how are you going to execute the more complicated constitutional duties? Mitt Romney can’t handle Clint Eastwood trying to do him a favor, and he wants to take on unfriendly negotiations with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Vladimir Putin?”
I heard rumors that Betty White will be the DNC “mystery speaker” and that she’s going to talk to an empty suit.
Romney accepting the nomination… I bought it
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sad that the workers were paid below minimum wage to work at the RNC
Yiddish Curses on Jewish GOP
May your accountant be as honest as Paul Ryan, and may your children be as compassionate towards the elderly and infirm.
“We don’t talk social issues,” said Mary Ann Carter, policy director for the Young Guns Network, who manages the pavilion, as several young women from the convention milled about sipping coffee and shopping for souvenirs. “We talk about the economy. We talk about health care. We talk about energy.”
this is beautiful
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