Hello Reblog Thursday. Oh, you Disney Princesses…you make every little girl want to be one of you and every little boy want to hook up with Jasmine. Snow White, you really need to work on the hairdo…perhaps something a little more with the times. I have a special place for Cinderella but I think Sleeping Beauty would be the best one to marry. You would have the most freedom to play video games, watch sports, and whatnot due to her chronic sleeping habits. I think Merida would be the worst due to her hair and hard to understand accent…and her love of haggis. Gross.
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Breaking Bad As Written By Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a Sunday night, while I pondered channel surfing, Over football, reruns, and 60 Minutes, Oh bore In my seat, I nodded, nearly pondered a Tosh repeat What was the answer, but a teacher dying of cancer ‘Tis can’t be entertaining,’ I muttered, ‘I will watch this one episode and nothing more.’ Ah, distinctly I […]
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The Finals Of The World Championship Uno Competition
Welcome to the World Championship Uno competition brought to you by CardTV. I’m your host Philip McCray. In this, the final round, our players will be Jonathon Applebottom in the west position, Nancy Ficklestein in the East position, George “The Butcher” Butcher in the North position, and Gary, an Orange about to turn bad in the […]
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The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition
Hi There! This is Tom from The Picnic Lovers Association Tennessee Edition or P.L.A.T.E. for short. We would just like you folks to know that P.L.A.T.E. is making picnicking cool again! Over the years the number of picnicking families has drastically dropped. This maybe due to the popularity of video games, bad iPhone navigation applications, the economy, the rise in bear attacks…who […]
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Dinner With The Angry Family
WOOF! And scene.
Christopher De Voss 
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