The Distance
The lipstick and fake eyelashes are her secret weapons. According to leading clip art kinesiologists, it makes her more aerodynamic. I just wanted an excuse to use the word kinesiologist. Kinesiologist.
Sports
March Madness
Perhaps this clip artist took the term “March Madness” literally. He looks mad in both senses of the word. You may also enjoy: Holy Uvula!
Seal Puppy Bowl?
Based on the keywords, this is supposed to depict football. Are they seals playing football? I have heard of shirts vs. skins but usually the shirts KEEP THEIR PANTS ON. Whether you’re watching the Puppy Bowl or the real Super … Continue reading
Reach For The Stars
This is a lesser known type of rock climbing in which you use your hair to hold on. I’m pretty sure he is escaping from prison. Or maybe that giant ball isn’t the sun, but a giant katamari that has … Continue reading
Feel The Burn
I don’t really know what is running on this treadmill. A frosted Pop-Tart with arms and legs? What do YOU think it is?
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