The first thing I notice as I start reading this issue is that my brain is now narrating the comic in the voice of Stan Lee. I am not yet sure if this is a good thing.
Lucifer
X-Men #020 The Prof’s Paraplegic Hoedown
Villains dressing up like X-Men…what will they think of next? Stealing candy from children?
X-Men #009 The X-Men play Pattycake with the Avengers
I know I should save this for the end, but I’m seriously confused. The X-Men stop the villain, “Lucifer”, from detonating a bomb that would devastate the earth, and then they just let him go. SERIOUSLY!?! He almost ended life on the planet, but he gets a slap on the wrist? What the fuck? No, it’s ok… you apparently caused Professor X’s crippled condition almost killed millions of not billions of people, but you can walk away. Dumb.
Homo-sapien: 0
Homo-superior: 0
The only good thing about this book is that they didn’t say homo-sapien or superior even once.
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