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Tag Archives: Growing Up
I do not you to tell me that I’m not a cat.
I still don’t know what this blog is about. But “growing up” has been a pretty major theme. I turned 30 in September, and it’s been weird. I mean, it was weird before. But it’s weird in new ways now. … Continue reading
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Tagged Flaming Lips, Fuck Yeah!!, Growing Up, Killing Nazis, Smoking Joints
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Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
It’s really strange. I’m talking about getting older. Not even that I’m very old or anything like that. I mean, I’m going to turn 29 next week. But this has been playing funny tricks on my mind. I’m feeling really… … Continue reading
We kiss on the mouth, but still cough down our sleeves…
Am I allowed to make one post that covers two different topics that are completely irrelevant to one another? I think I can, right? I’ve probably done it before. Maybe. But I want to talk about my self, and then … Continue reading
Posted in Going Home, Music
Tagged Alcohol, Attack of the Super Rad Women!!, Good Music, Growing Up, Life imitates art, Mental Illness, Redemption, Soul, Surrealism
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Why can’t monsters get along with other monsters?
I sometimes wonder, or I suppose I’m secretly hoping for this, whether or not every human alive right now… well I wonder if everyone is suffering from the same ailments. Suffering. Don’t the Buddhists say that all humans suffer? Like… … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, Beauty, Buddhism, Depression, Despair, Global Sadness, Growing Up, Hope, Humanity, Redemption, Relationships, Security, Suffering
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Phase Three: COMPLETE!!
So, the deed is done. It is. I am officially vasectomized. Since I wasn’t allowed to videotape the whole process (and if I was allowed, I’m sure that posting the gruesome footage would get me kicked off of WordPress anyway), … Continue reading
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Tagged Funny, Growing Up, Life imitates art, Love, Masturbation, Perverts, Redemption, Sex, Vasectomy, Weird science
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Phase One: Complete!!
Okay, so my rad masterplan to neutralize my reproductive capabilities is underway. Today, I just just got back from my first doctor’s appointment. This was the one where I saw my regular “primary care physician,” so she could write up … Continue reading
Intermission.
Well, it’s Thursday. I’ve been doing this Ladies’ Week kind of thing on this blog, and that’s good. But I feel very restricted in my mind. It’s hard to have this blog where my thoughts go every day, and then … Continue reading
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Tagged $240 worth of pudding, Anxiety, Depression, Growing Up, Long Island, PDX, Portland, Rant, Sex, The Bad Brains, The Gun Club, Video, Yoko Ono is better than you, Youtube
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Corn Patrol.
Well, I had a fucking epiphany about aging today, and that was before I found out ANOTHER one of my childhood heroes died. It appears that, in addition to being left no choice but to grow the fuck up, I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged Anxiety, Gary Coleman, Good Music, Growing Up, PDX, Portland, Rant, Redemption, Relationships, Sex, Twitter, Weird science
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Stir-Fried Dinosaur 