10. It’s served in a bucket

9. It’s called the “Quaker State 10w40-oz”

8. Brewer used grass seed instead of barley

7. Warning label on can says not to open indoors

6. “Budweiser Holiday Beer Nog”

5. The guy three stools down with the thick-rimmed glasses who won’t shut up about home brewing and craft beers says its body is less than robust

4. You didn’t know Greenland had its own beer

3.  Comes as a tube of powder to mix into bottled water

2. Your five-year-old just brought it in from the rain in a “Dora the Explorer” cup

1. Three sips and you’re already throwing up