A bunch of different stuff

So...Facebook has some what taken over all of my free time! Even the time that is meant for things such as cleaning the house, doing laundry (which I'm just going to start throwing away) such a good attitude I will go far in life...what else oh ya making supper and generally anything else that doesn't involve the computer. SO SAD! So me writing blogs has not been a huge priority, even though I am now writing large comments to people on their blogs. So anyone reading this, they know what I'm talking about. On to other topics the baby has now decided to take up residence in my right rib cage which makes eating, sitting, sleeping or walking oh so very comfortable. The right side of what I think is my stomach has turned into a rock. I'm not even over exaggerating a little which I do have a tendency to do, oh no this is brutal, aside from the rock fixture in my right rib cage, the baby has also been hitting me in the butt from the inside how is that for a visual. Its not just a cheek, no its the butt hole and while its doing that it gets hiccups which can also be very uncomfortable because of all the wonderful places this kid is lodged! I'm not trying to complain because there are people out there who would like to experience this feeling which is cool for a brief time but when you can no longer sit down on the toilet properly its not so cool anymore! When running up the stairs you can't catch you breath and you feel like you just smoked a carton of smokes prior, not so great. When you get to give birth well lets just say....I don't even know what to say I can't find the right words but if I could it would not be good. Even the pain after giving birth is just as bad, your uterus contracting back down, did learn that one in health class in high school (which was a waste of time).

I hope that this has not upset anyone, its just me trying to find a way to try to relieve some of the anxiety that I am feeling seeing how I only have 4 weeks to go. I'm scared..
Doing it all again by myself, with little help....thank god for Shawn he is far more maternal than I will ever be! He is by far the best dad that I have ever seen. He can also withstand quite a bit of my shit which must be very difficult at times.

I am also trying to get my gardening and flowers done before I have this kid, wow I think I'm the pro so I take on these ridiculous ideas that I have thinking they won't be too difficult am I stupid or what. Geeze I'm considering hiring a house keeper until I have all the outside work completed . My house is in turmoil, between facebook and outside work I don't have any time for anything else. I was hoping for rain just so I could stay inside, maybe get some house work completed! Ya right who am I kidding I would nap all day and pretend like I got something accomplished! Well until next month.....
No I'm just kidding I'll try to be more frequent with my rantings!

Children Crying

Is it heartless that I find it funny when my 6 year old son cries - sobs just like off very low, low budget movies for an hour about something that is trivial? To him I know that it is not however, when the tears flow over a temporary tattoo not sticking to his arm and he gets upset, then destroys it I can't help but chuckle. His next move was to then sit in the kitchen corner crying for half an hour then moving into his room to continue on balling. He finally returns from his room asking if we can go buy a new one. That is how everything is seems to get fixed...Kaleb wrecks something..he cries ..we head out to the store to see if what has been destroyed in a fit of anger can now be replaced. I have created a small version of myself. Soon Kaleb will be laughing at me when I get mad at him because that is what I did to my mom. Karma, isn't it a funny thing.

All for you my EVE

So I have no clue what to do or to say other than this is all for you Eve! This blog will probably mostly consist of poor grammar, rantings of a bored mother living in the sticks and a slightly crazy but lovable, over bearing, sarcastic, poorly dressed and accessorised Canadian who commonly uses the phrases "eh" and "your driving me crazy!" Kaleb will often ask me where are we going while we are driving and I will reply "crazy" sometimes it is funny how one word can describe myself to a T. Well... until next time