Holiday Stories: The Tool

‘Tis the season!

Along the way, I have written a holiday-themed short story or two based on writing prompts. In the spirit of the season, I thought I would share them with you.

Hope you enjoy and Happy Holidays!

The Tool

By D. A. Ratliff

“Twas the night before Christmas, my ass. More like the nightmare before Christmas,” Jason Bartow lamented softly to himself so as not to wake anyone. He sat cross-legged on the living room floor, bits and pieces of toys and an unassembled bicycle spread across the floor. Dropping his head in his hands, he sighed. “My kingdom for a screwdriver.”

He rummaged once more in the old metal toolbox that had been his father’s, looking for a Phillips-head screwdriver. Any screwdriver. There was nothing inside but four wrenches that were the same size, two rusty hammers, an adjustable wrench big enough to take the tires off a monster truck, and more Allen wrenches than he cared to count. He dumped everything out only to find a handful of electrical wire connectors in assorted colors, a bunch of screws, and a box of nails lurking at the bottom of the toolbox.

Not one screwdriver found among the lot.

The grandfather clock in the foyer chimed midnight. Crap. The kids would be up by five am, six at the latest, and he hadn’t started putting the toys together. How could he? No screwdriver.

He stood. There had to be one somewhere.

Starting in the kitchen, he rummaged through every drawer and cabinet. Sonja or the kids must have used the screwdriver and didn’t put it back, leaving the tool wherever they had it last, just not in the kitchen. Next, the laundry room where he checked in the junk drawer. Clothespins, rubber bands, old bottle caps, assorted appliance manuals, some objects he didn’t recognize, but no screwdriver.

Giving up, he went back to the kitchen and got a knife from the silverware drawer and headed to the living room. Sitting on the floor, he picked up the first plastic toy and inserted a screw. Rats. The knife head was too large, wouldn’t fit into the recessed area where the screw sat. He tried another toy and another toy, and none worked. He threw the knife down, which startled the cat who was sleeping on the couch. The cat uttered a sharp meow.

“What are you looking at? Get over here and help me.”

The cat stared, circled on the pillow, and went back to sleep.

“Yeah, Peaches, I thought so. Okay, where else can I look?” He spent the next half-hour checking every closet, every drawer, every hidey-hole on the first floor. He found assorted balls, cat toys, dog bones, and a Barbie doll but no screwdriver.

“Okay, back to the garage.”

Frustrated, he returned to the living room with a hand file and tried the pointed end in the hole. That didn’t work, and he tossed it aside. It struck the stone hearth eliciting another angry meow from the cat. It was now after two am, and Santa’s toys for the kids sat in pieces on the floor. Sonja was going to kill him.

Time to risk going upstairs to look, but the kids and Felix, the dog, were asleep, and he didn’t want to risk waking them and blowing Santa’s cover. Standing in the middle of assorted plastic parts, he decided he had no choice.

Stealthily, he climbed to the second floor. Felix, the family dog, was asleep in the hallway between the kids’ rooms. The Golden Retriever raised his head but settled as Jason scratched his ears. He realized there were limited places to look, but he had to try. A quick run through the guest rooms turned up nothing, nor did a search of the bathrooms and closets.

He opened the door to the master bedroom as quietly as possible. Sonja lay curled up on the bed, facing away from him, sleeping soundly. He used the light on his phone to check the bed table drawers, and desperate, the chests and closets. The master bath was as disappointing. He leaned against the sink, head down, when he spotted Sonja’s eyebrow tweezers. Small, flat—maybe they could work. Grabbing them, he raced down the stairs, Felix bounding behind him.

Buoyed by his find, he grabbed a toy part and started to assemble. The tweezers didn’t work. The tips were flat but slanted and couldn’t get a grip. He dropped back against a chair. What was he going to do? He was tired. It was now close to three in the morning and no toys. Spotting the plate of decorated sugar cookies and cup of cocoa the kids left for Santa, he ate a cookie, gave a cookie to Felix, drank the cold cocoa, and promptly fell asleep.

He woke to a whimpering noise. He was very groggy but was aware that Felix was wagging his tail as a rotund man was rubbing his head. The man wore a white glove and spoke with a soft but jovial voice. Jason struggled to wake up, but he felt drugged, unable to move. The man turned his head as Felix whimpered again, then turned toward Jason. “You are right, my boy, the spell is wearing off.” A flick of a wrist and Jason saw sparkles of light race toward him and then blackness.

A cold nose against his chin brought him to consciousness. “Felix, stop. I gotta get this done. Shouldn’t have fallen asleep.” A glance at his phone told him it was three-thirty am. He had to figure this out. Sitting up, his hand brushed against something. A red plastic case was sitting next to him, a note attached to the top.

He unfolded the note and uttered a small gasp as he read it.

My dear Jason, you have always been one of my favorites, and finding you here trying to assemble these toys melted my heart. Parents are so touching. They always think they do this, but I only allow them to think that. I make sure the memory of putting them together is present, but I assemble the toys. However, your determination has inspired me. This year I will allow you to assemble the toys and the bicycle. You deserve that honor for your perseverance. Next year, however, leave this to me. Oh, and please don’t eat my cookies again.

Merry Christmas, K. Kringle.

His fingers trembling, Jason opened the plastic box to find a set of every screwdriver made. He laughed. “Come on, Felix, we have work to do.”

At six-fourteen am, a sleepy Sonja and two wide-awake kids came bounding down the staircase and into the living room. With squeals of delight, their son and daughter began playing with the toys Santa left them.

“You look tired, were you up all night doing this?”

“Yeah, I was.”

“Such a good dad.” She kissed him and then walked to the couch to sit down. “Ouch.” She stepped on something and bent down to pick it up. “How did my tweezers get down here?”

Jason shrugged. “I couldn’t find a screwdriver. Thought those might help.”

Sonja pointed to the table. “There’s a whole set of screwdrivers. They look brand new. Who gave you those?”

Jason smiled as he touched the note, now stuck in his jeans pocket.

“A friend.” 

This story from December 2019 is based on a prompt from the Facebook group Writers Unite! writing exercise called Write the Story! 

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The Neighborhood

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The Neighborhood

D. A. Ratliff

Mama Leone set the plate of Spaghetti Pomodoro on the table with all the flourish of a waiter in a five-star restaurant. Certainly not at a family restaurant in a semi-residential neighborhood of New Orleans. Since leaving the Navy, where I served as an MP, I relocated to New Orleans and joined the NOLA police department. As a rookie officer, I spent many hours on the streets in this community among the shotgun and garden houses, small businesses, and docks along the Mississippi River. I grew to love the area so much that I bought a house, married, and planned to raise a family here. Still have the house, but not the family.

As I twirled my fork in the Pomodoro, the aroma of garlic, olive oil, and parmesan cheese floated on the steam rising from the dish and triggered a childhood memory. My mama Jessie—Jessie Lynn Boone—had what she called Italian night each week, or Eye-talian, as she pronounced it in her South Carolina low-country lilt. On Tuesday nights, she would cook spaghetti, smother it with canned tomato sauce, grated parmesan cheese served in the familiar green can, and garlic toast. Toast that Mama made from store-bought white bread, toasted, spread with margarine, and sprinkled with garlic powder. Unless she forgot and picked up the garlic salt instead. Trust me, garlic salt is not tasty on toast, but we ate it anyway.

Mama Jessie’s spaghetti did not live up to the Spaghetti Pomodoro I was eating, but I developed a love for Italian food nonetheless and often ate at Mama Leone’s. Halfway through my meal, Leone’s brother, Matteo Caprio, known as Uncle Matteo, sat across from me.

“Detective Eli, you haven’t been in for a couple of weeks. We’ve missed you.”

“People keep shooting at each other, Uncle Matt. Have a heavy caseload and been working around the clock, but I needed a break and a good meal.”

Matteo pointed to my plate. “My boy Tommaso made that with Leone looking over his shoulder.” He pointed to the kitchen pass-through, where the servers picked up customer orders. Tommaso stood in the window tossing a pizza and grinned when he saw us watching.

“Tom still in culinary school?” I noticed Matteo’s eyes narrow. He was an immigrant and proud of his heritage and was disappointed his son chose to Americanize his name. I used Tom for a reason. Matteo needed to get used to it.

“Yes. He is happy.”

Matteo continued to talk, but his voice faded to a muddled echo as the skin on the back of my neck began to tingle. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the door open, and two men entered. In a split second, I saw them raise automatic weapons. I pulled my gun as I rose, vaguely hearing my voice yelling, “Gun. Get down.”

The following sounds I heard were the staccato pops of multiple rounds fired. People screaming. Wood and glass splintering. I dove under a table and fired a shot that hit one of the perps in the chest. The other fired in my direction, but I rolled as a bullet hit the floor where I had been. He yelled something, then turned and fled.

I struggled to my feet. There were noises I could barely make out, but slowly the sounds became clearer, moans reaching me, then the cries for help, then the screams.

The dining room was in shambles, chairs and tables overturned, broken china and glassware scattered about the floor, now covered with blood—and bodies.

I reached my phone, confused at first about where I had put it. Jacket pocket, it was in my jacket pocket. I called 9-1-1.

When the dispatcher answered, I started talking.

“This is Detective Elijah Boone, District Six. Shooters at Mama Leone’s on Magazine. Multiple casualties. Need all available police and fire/rescue now.” I hung up to her protests to remain on the line. They needed me here.

Some people were struggling to their feet, in shock but unhurt. I yelled for them to check the wounded. One woman had a napkin pressed against a wound on a man’s chest, begging for him to live. I pushed back my rising emotions and the bile threatening to spew from my throat and tried to compose myself. Leone, I didn’t remember seeing her in the dining room. I scanned the room for her, and my chest constricted as I saw Matteo lying in a pool of blood.

I knelt beside him and checked for a pulse; thready but there. A glance told me he had at least two bullet wounds, shoulder and belly, both bad. I grabbed a tablecloth from an overturned table and used it to try and stop the bleeding. I heard Leone scream Matteo’s name, and at least I knew she was safe. I turned to see her covered with blood, Tom holding on to her. I uprighted a chair and helped her sit.

“Are you hit?”

She shook her head, and Tom told me. “Marty, he got hit in the neck, artery. It’s his blood.”

“Tom, keep pressure on your dad’s wounds. Help is coming.”

The sirens were getting louder and as soon as the first officers followed by fire/rescue arrived on the scene, I relaxed a bit. A watch commander arrived shortly after and relieved me of the crime scene. Time to call my boss. When he answered, I could hear a siren. No doubt he was on the way to the scene. The enormity of what happened hit me, and I struggled to talk.

“Captain, I… I need to report an officer-involved shooting. I’m the officer.”

“Duly reported, Detective. I will be on scene shortly. Do not discuss the incident with anyone until I arrive.”

I ended the call and dropped onto a chair as far away from the others as I could, watching the scene unfold around me. Multiple ambulances arrived, and paramedics began triage. Five bodies were black tagged, dead. Two medics were attending to Matteo, so there was still life in him.

Leone was still in the chair next to Matteo, Tom kneeling at his father’s head. I’m not afraid of emotion but have always tried to keep my emotions in check on the job. I could not control the tears welling in my eyes. People died, and I couldn’t stop it.

Detective Captain James Ferguson and two night shift detectives arrived, and I felt more relieved than I expected. Ferguson stood in the doorway, taking in the scene before he headed toward me.

“Detective Boone, as required by department policy, please relinquish your service weapon to Detective LaSalle.”

I nodded and handed LaSalle my gun. I had fired my weapon in the line of duty before, but this was different. I’d never killed anyone. I realized my hands were trembling, and I stuck them in my pants pockets, hoping no one would notice.

Captain Ferguson called over a patrol officer. “Detective Boone, you are hereby relieved of field duty and placed on administrative duty. Do we have your permission to conduct blood alcohol and drug tests?”

“Yes, sir. And to disclose fully, I did have a glass of wine with dinner.”

“Thank you. Eli, this officer will take you to the hospital to get checked over and have the tests. She will then take you to the station. A union representative will join you there. Please do not discuss any aspect of this case with anyone.”

Again, I nodded and could only muster a “Yes, sir.”

The Captain must have understood how disoriented I was. He spoke quietly. “Eli, you’re in shock right now. You have done all you can here. Let us take care of this. You get checked out, and then we will talk at the station.”

“Thanks, Captain.”

The next few hours were a blur of bright lights, needles, and noise, but slowly, the shock of the incident gave way to anger, and anger focused me. When I got to the police station, the union representative was there, and so was my partner and my friend, Hank Guidry.

“Hank, good to see you.”

“I’m your peer representative. Convinced Ferguson that since I wasn’t involved in the shooting, I was the perfect choice to see you through this. He agreed.”

“Good.”

~~~

Thirty-six hours had passed since the incident, and the death toll stood at six, with three victims in critical condition and seven others hospitalized. The remainder of the diners were unharmed, at least physically. I was restless and exhausted from being interviewed, but I had to get to the hospital. Matteo remained in the ICU, clinging to life. I realized how much I had grown to care about Mama Leone, her family, and the staff. Hank agreed to come to the hospital with me, but he waited in the lobby.

I pushed open the door of the ICU waiting room, thankful the room was bathed in lamplight instead of the bright lights in the hospital corridor. Leone reacted as soon as she saw me.

“Eli, thank goodness you are here.” She threw her arms around me, and I held her, not speaking.

Tom was sitting with his mother but rose to join us.

“It’s good you’re here.”

I released Leone. “How’s your father?”

“Still critical, but he has stabilized in the last few hours. We’re optimistic.”

“Tom, step in the hall with me.”

Once out of the family’s presence, I asked a question that had haunted me since the incident. “The shooters were not wearing masks. I believe they intended on killing everyone in the restaurant. You were standing at the kitchen pass-through when those men walked in. Have you ever seen them before?”

I waited for his reaction and hoped I wouldn’t get the one I expected. But I did. His eyes widened, and he flared his nostrils slightly. Fear.

“No. I don’t. I never saw them before.”

I waited a second before I spoke to gauge his reaction. It didn’t change. “There was so much noise that I couldn’t be certain what I heard, but it sounded like one of them yelled a couple of words ending in ‘so’ or something like that. Any idea what he might have said?”

He shook his head. “No, I don’t know. I need to get back to my mom.”

“Sure. Let’s go back in.”

I stayed a few more minutes, and when I joined Hank, I told him. “I need to see LaSalle.”

Walking into district headquarters still felt surreal. I was supposed to be working, not on leave. I was supposed to talk to the department shrink today. I didn’t need a shrink. I was fine, but if I wanted to get back to duty, it was necessary. LaSalle wasn’t there, so we waited for thirty minutes for him to return.

LaSalle spotted me and shook his head. “You aren’t supposed to be here.”

“I remembered something.”

“Follow me.” He looked at Hank. “You come too.”

He led us to an interview room. “So, what did you remember?”

“You need to record this.”

He arched an eyebrow but called the tech room to turn on the cameras. After the usual interview script, LaSalle repeated. “Detective Boone, what do you remember from the incident.”

“Once my head cleared, I remembered that the perp who fled yelled something before he ran. I didn’t hear it all, ears were ringing, but I think he may have yelled Tommaso. I only caught part of the word. I wanted to check on Matteo Caprio’s condition, and his son was there. Tom was standing at the pass-through to the kitchen, throwing pizza dough, when the shooters came in. Until I fired my weapon, they were looking directly at the kitchen.”

“You think Tom Caprio was the target?”

“I think it’s worth checking out.”

LaSalle told the tech to turn off the camera. “Okay, off the record. We’ve ID’d the shooter you took down. Danny Sabbatini is a known goon for the crime organization run by Stephano Verratti. We suspected an organized crime connection but, as of yet, didn’t have a motive. How well do you know this kid? Is he connected?”

My stomach knotted up like I’d been gut-punched. “I’ve known this family for twenty years, as long as I’ve been a cop. I’d probably eaten in their restaurant at least twice a week since then. Matteo and Leone were supportive when my wife left and took my son. Tom was two when I met the family. I have no idea if he’s connected, but if he is, I want to believe it’s not by choice.”

“Eli, we’ve been on this job long enough to know that we never know about people.” LaSalle tapped the table. “Go home, get some rest, and let me look into this. I promise I will tell you what we find. But Eli, don’t do anything on your own.” 

~~~

LaSalle called late the following afternoon. Good thing he did because I was walking the floor about to disobey his orders and try to find out what was happening on my own. I was surprised when he said he wanted to drop by and talk.

He arrived around seven p.m. and looked like we all did when working a big case—tired, disheveled, and perplexed. Answers to questions always lead to more questions.

“Like a drink?”

He scoffed. “Technically, I am off duty. Yeah, I could use a drink.”

“Have a seat.” I poured a double shot of bourbon for both of us.

As I sat, he offered a toast. “To all our victims, Eli. Way too many of them.”

“I’ll drink to that.” I was scared to hear what LaSalle had discovered, but I had to know. “What did you find out?”

“Not what you want to know, I think. I checked with the FBI Organized Crime Task Force. Danny Sabbatini has been on their radar, along with another man, Edward Herbert. Seems they run with a gang that has been trying to hook up with the local OC. Apparently, Danny was connected. Feds have surveillance of Tom with the shooters on MLK Boulevard.”

“Tom attends a culinary school off MLK.”

“Yeah, I know. We checked it out. Herbert has a sister going to the same school. We have a vid of her with Tom and Danny.”

“Might be a coincidence.”

LaSalle’s eyebrows shot up. “Eli, Tom may be the target, and if he is, then he’s likely involved and somehow made Sabbatini and Herbert mad.”

“You gonna bring him in?”

“Yeah. Why I am here. I want you there. You might get him to talk if we can’t. I cleared it with the Captain, and he said he assigned you to administrative duty, but you’re still on leave until the psych clears you. He was going to get a waiver for you to sit in on my interview. We have to do things by the book here. The FBI is closing in on the Verratti family and has cautioned us not to blow this.”

“When are you picking Tom up?”

“Tomorrow morning. We’ll pick Tom up and bring him to district headquarters, so be there by seven-thirty. I want you in the interview room when we bring him in.”

“I’ll be there.”

LaSalle downed the last of his drink and stood. “You okay with this?”

I nodded. “If Tom is involved, he needs to be held accountable.”

~~~

I was as nervous as a rookie detective on their first case. I had always tried to remain detached from the emotional side of my job, but I found that impossible this time. Sitting alone in the interview room, slumped in a chair, I was fidgeting like a five-year-old in a church pew. I reminded myself that I was a forty-five-year-old cop, get it together. The only good news was that Matteo was improving and might get out of ICU in the afternoon.

When the door opened, I sat up. LaSalle entered first and then Tom. When he saw me, his eyes became as big as saucers.

“Eli, what’s going on here?”

LaSalle interjected. “Please sit, Mr. Caprio. Detective Boone is here as an observer only.”

For the next twenty minutes, LaSalle went through the shooting before he pulled a photo from a file and placed it in front of Tom.

“We have identified the shooters, Tom. You know them. They were the two men who came into Mama Leone’s, killed six people, and injured many others, including your father. You need to tell us how you know them and why they did this. Was this a hit on you?”

Tom’s eyes darted from LaSalle to me. “I… I…”

I spoke as calmly as I could. “Tom, we know Danny Sabbatini was one of the shooters and that Eric Herbert is his cohort. We know Danny’s sister goes to culinary school with you and that you know these two men. Tell us how you are involved.”

“I….” Tears streamed down his face, and Tom nodded. “I got friendly with Teresa, Danny’s sister. Told her that my dad and my aunt owned a restaurant, a successful restaurant. She told Danny. Danny and that punk Eric were wannabe gang members, and they hooked with the Bayou Boys, who were mob connected. They were trying to make their ‘bones,’ so to speak. Decided to shake me down, make me pay them every week. They wanted two thousand dollars a week for protection. Said they were going to work the neighborhood. I told them to go to hell. They threatened my family, and I still said no. They were punks. I didn’t think they’d have the guts to do anything. I’d decided to tell Dad and Aunt Leone after the restaurant closed that night. But then they came, began shooting. Eric yelled Muori Tommaso, Die Tommaso, as he ran. I was standing there with my aunt covered in blood.”

Tom broke down, sobbing with his head on the desk. I started to rise, and LaSalle waved me off. “Tom, can you identify the men who entered your aunt’s restaurant and murdered those people?”

He raised his head. “Yes, Danny Sabbatini and Eric Herbert.”

~~~

Three months later, Mama Leone’s reopened to a packed dining room. Besides new paint, tables. chairs, and carpet, the only change was a security guard at the door at Leone’s insistence. A small plaque next to the door held a simple Cross in remembrance of the people who died and were injured that night. The neighborhood was back to normal.

Tom was in the kitchen with Mama Leone, and a thinner but recovered Matteo was working the room. LaSalle, Hank, and I were enjoying a bottle of Chianti and Spaghetti Pomodoro.

LaSalle took a huge forkful of spaghetti and mumbled, “Why didn’t you tell me how good the food was here?”

“My secret. I was surprised that Herbert took the plea deal. Keeps him off death row, but he’ll be an old man when he gets out.”

“He gave the Feds some information that they didn’t know, so they are close to charges against the Verratti family. Tom’s info on things Danny bragged about helped too.”

My partner Hank raised his glass. “Thankfully, I didn’t lose my partner that night.”

As I took a bite of Pomodoro, I thought about my mama’s spaghetti. I think I will take a few days off and go home for Italian night. 

 ***

This story was written for the November 2021 Write the Story! prompt The Write the Story! project is a monthly prompt provided by Writers Unite! It is intended to give authors writing experience and outreach to grow followers to their Facebook pages, blogs, and websites.
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Holiday Stories: Sumner Vacation

‘Tis the season!

Along the way, I have written a holiday-themed short story or two based on writing prompts. In the spirit of the season, I thought I would share them with you.

The first story is based on a prompt from the Facebook group Writers Unite! writing exercise called What’s Next? In this exercise, the first sentence is given and there is a 500-word limit.

Hope you enjoy and Happy Holidays!

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Summer Vacation

D. A. Ratliff

I wandered for hours until I stumbled on a wood-planked pathway leading to a door that appeared set into a tree. A huge pine tree, its scent overpowering. I was tired, thirsty, and hunger pangs gnawed at my ribs. Foolish me, I walked off the path my fellow hikers were taking, and here I was—lost.

There could be food and water in the treehouse or a serial killer. Either way, I was no worse off than I was now. I crossed the sun-dappled wooden bridge, noting a silver bell hung beside the doorway. On a whim, I rang it. A crisp tone sounded, and I heard twittering sounds inside the house. I tensed up as a door latch creaked.

The door opened, revealing a man with white hair and startling blue eyes. “Hello, young man, what can we do for you?’

There was a bustle of sound behind him, and a gray-haired woman with a warm smile brushed past him. “Nick, where are your manners? This young man is thirsty and hungry. He must eat.”  She led me to a rustic wood table and motioned me to sit.

The treehouse was cozy and filled with furnishings covered in quaint, flowery fabric. There was greenery everywhere and numerous photos of children, some next to Christmas trees and some in elf costumes. This family must love the holidays.

Nick sat next to me. “Tell us what brought you to the Bay of Fundy.”

“Some friends and I came to the Fundy National Park to hike before our senior year at college back in the states. I wandered off and got lost.”

The man nodded. “We vacation here every summer. Beautiful place to hike.”

“Nick, let the boy eat.” She placed a hearty bowl of vegetable soup and crusty bread in front of me, along with berry-flavored tea. I dug in, ravenous, and when I finally took a breath, I saw her beaming at me.

“Ma’am, this is the best soup I’ve ever had, and this tea is incredible.”

“Thank you. Please, call me Holly.” She poured more tea. “Your friends are quite worried about you.”

“How do you know?”

A sheepish look spread across Holly’s face. “I just know they are.” She turned to Nick. “You need to make arrangements to return this boy to his friends.” To me, she pointed to the soup bowl. “Finish and then dessert.”

While I finished eating, I caught a glimpse of something scurrying in the corner. An impression of a red pointed hat and the tinkling of bells, and then it was gone.

Holly smiled as she placed a piece of spice cake on the table. “Enjoy.”

I was about to ask for seconds when a cloud of glittering dust fell in front of me, and the room faded.

I woke up surrounded by my friends. They were full of questions, but a suspicion formed in my mind. Through the trees, I spotted a small creature wearing a pointed hat. An elf? It couldn’t be. Then I felt something in my pocket, a Christmas cookie, and a note.

Nice to meet you, Kevin. Nick and Holly Clause.

I realized I never told them my name, but the Clauses knew.