
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2.0)
How to deal with the loss of the internet.
You know that moment. The moment you press enter or tap the screen and nothing happens. You reboot, thinking your screen froze. Then the realization hits you… the internet is down.
At that moment, the earth stands still.
I live in a large city and have underground electrical and internet/cable lines. Outages are a rarity, and they usually last only a brief time when they happen. Then the big one comes along. The outage takes down a grid and, worst of all, takes out the modem. An electrical surge, bad signal, something caused it, but the modem is dead.
On top of that, with the increasing use of streaming services and the trend away from cable services, I have YouTube TV. Or in this case, I don’t have YouTube TV, which relies on Wi-Fi to operate.
Now, what to do? You place a phone call to the internet provider, have a few choice words, and are told, “It’s an outage, back up in twenty-four hours.” Then you find out that the internet tech gurus repaired the outage, but the modem is dead. Another twenty-four hours before the modem arrives by those once efficient delivery services.
(As an aside, I would like to mention that my phone malfunctioned in the midst of this and is not recognizing the servers for Facebook, Messenger, YouTube TV, etc. Such a serendipitous occurrence adds to the fun. I have phone and text, so that could be worse. However, I can’t get this solved until the modem comes in and I have Wi-Fi—but I digress,)
So, what to do as I wait? I remember the days before the internet, even before pagers and fax machines. We used a landline phone to call our family, friends, and whoever else we needed to speak with during the dark ages. Imagine, we were tethered to the wall and had to stay in one spot! We wrote letters and paid bills by mail using an envelope with a stamp, which often required a walk to the mailbox and raising that cute little red flag to get the mail carriers’ attention.
We have become accustomed to instantaneously chatting with the people we love, friends, and acquaintances on the internet. Who has time for a phone call when we can take thirty seconds to say what we need to say? We pay bills, check the news and weather, watch sports, watch space launches (okay—I’m a nerd), all at our fingertips, whether by desktop, laptop, pad, or phone. When that convenience goes away, we begin to realize how much the internet affects our lives.
The loss of internet access can interrupt manufacturing lines, shipping, infrastructure, schools, fire and police services, hospitals—and Uber. There is little that the internet doesn’t touch. While these businesses and services hopefully have backup plans to work manually, it is a considerable inconvenience and can have consequences.
Writers can continue with little interruption. We might not like to use pen and paper, but it works when needed. As long as there is electrical power and Microsoft 365, the writing continues. However, there are some issues.
Back in the olden days, we also did research at the library. We went there, looked up books in the card catalog, and followed the ‘yellow-brick” Dewey Decimal road to the shelf holding our desired tome. We could ask the librarians at the reference desk (the smartest people I knew as a child), use microfiche, or maybe we were fortunate to have a set of encyclopedias at home.
Today’s writer has the world’s knowledge at their fingertips. As a pantser style writer, I rarely do research before I write. I might research an area or a specific timeframe to begin the book. Most of the time, as I write a scene, I might need a drink that tastes bitter enough to hide the flavor of a bitter-tasting poison. Off to the search engine to find the perfect cocktail. There is one, by the way.
Immediate answers are not available to me now, and as I have taken this downtime to write quite a bit, it is frustrating not having that instantaneous information at hand. But I won’t let that stop me. I highlighted the area in a pretty color and will address that when the internet returns.
I talked to a friend about this predicament, and we discussed this was like an EM event. There is always talk of an electromagnetic attack on our infrastructure and the dire consequences that could befall us without the tools we are used to having.
The fact is, we fret about the occasional and often annoying short outages, be it electrical power or internet, but we should never forget that things could be worse. Should we be prepared? Yes. Will we be? I doubt it. The second the service returns, we forget the difficulties when unavailable.
We should remember.
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Addendum: If you are reading this, I have internet again.
What was I talking about?




