The first time I read this Meme was over at 2 Lazy Dogs marvelous blog and I thought I might save it for another day, then I went over to madmargaret’s blog, which I have been doing a lot lately and I was tagged by reading. This is a new concept where she said, basically, if you read this your tagged and so I feel it is my duty to post it today, since I know that she knows who’s read the post and I don’t want to get in trouble. I do consider this to be self-incriminating, but fun so here goes. PS: I don’t know how in the hell to get all of the answers pink, so some are and some aren’t.
- Over 21? Way over!
- Danced in front of your mirror naked? Hell No!
- Ever told a lie? It’s what I do for a living.
- Been arrested? Yes, sadly yes, not once but twice.
- Kissed a picture? Harder to admit to this than it is to admit I was arrested.
- Fallen asleep at work/school? Even when I am awake I’m asleep.
- Held an actual snake? As opposed to a pretend one? A figurative one? A symbolic one? Copied this answer from MadMargaret because I thought the exact same thing. She, of course, said it better than I ever could.
- Ever run a red light? See one of the times I got arrested . . .
- Ever drink and drive? See one of the reasons I got arrested . . .
- Been suspended from school? I got suspended and then kicked out. I never get invited to the High School Reunions.
- Ever been fired from a job? If I can get kicked out of High School, you do the math.
- Been in a fist fight? Yup and Kicked some butt..
- Sang karaoke? I sing karaoke in my living room!
- Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Oh please!
- Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? I personally have not, but I have had the pleasure of watching my evil step sister snort out ice cream!
- Ever gone “under the knife?” More that once.
- Ever laughed until you wet yourself? If I cough I wet myself.
- Ever been dumpster diving. Yeah, but not for profit.
- Kissed in the rain? Does the shower count?
- Sang in the shower? No, that’s my crying place.
- Sat on a rooftop? Got a bad sunburn doing that.
- Ever witnessed a crime? Thankfully, no
- Thought about your past with regret? Yeah, a planet of regret.
- Been pushed in the pool with your clothes on? Yup!
- Skinny dipped? Yes, and I don’t regret that.
- Had sex in a public place? Well, kinda. What counts as sex?
- Blacked out from drinking? Blacked out no, passed out, yes.
- Taken naked pics? Yes and it was fun at the time, but then came the regrets.
- Cried yourself to sleep? Who me? For a while there I couldn’t get to sleep without crying, better than ambien.
- Fired a gun? I did.
- Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it? Not likely, when I like somebody everybody knows about it.
- Played strip poker? Never did like the idea of that game.
- Been to a strip joint? Not nearly, went to strip show once.
- Donated Blood? I am anemic they won’t take my blood.
- Liked someone you shouldn’t? This is the title of my memoir!
- Have a tattoo? Yes three.
- Been to jail? See there were those 2 times I got arrested, but they let me go.
- Have or had any piercings? Ears only.
- Made out with a complete stranger? Don’t remind me.
- Had a one night stand? Just one?
- Caught someone cheating on you? In every relationship I have ever had.
- Mooned/Flashed someone? I like to watch, not show.
- Been to a rodeo? Not if you paid me.
- Been to a NASCAR race? Not if you triple dog dared me.
- Been in Love? To paraphrase myself, Thanks MadMargaret for reminding me of this, one might say I’ve often “chosen codependence over independence and trademarked it love”.
- Met a celebrity? I kind of know MadMargaret
- Been on TV? With my life I should have been on Jerry Springer, but no.
- Know how to cook? You might call it cooking.
- Slept outdoors? Passed out on the beach a few times.
- Spent the night in a snow cave? What the hell is a snow cave?
- Slept with someone knowing you didn’t like them? How about every guy I have ever dated.
- Smoked? Yes I have.
- Ever done drugs? See there were those 2 times I got arrested.
- Thought you were going to drown? I was actually rescued from drowning in Wild Wood NJ, boy was I afraid.
- Play an instrument? Played instruments growing up, I was best at the flute and piano, but never really had that natural knack.
- Bungee jumped, skydived, based jumped, etc? I have a bad spine, don’t even know what base jumping is.
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