Tag Archives: insomnia

January 30, 2018 · 5:10 pm

friendly imagination

My imagination is user friendly. When I don’t want to admit insomnia, I can be up all night with a sick imaginary friend.

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October 27, 2014 · 11:08 pm

leave the light on

How many insomniacs does it take to change a light bulb at bedtime?

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January 9, 2013 · 8:59 pm

counting sheep

To fall asleep, I just count sheep that run somewhere in clover. A fence is there, and it is where I give each sheep the once-over.

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December 12, 2012 · 12:32 am

insomnia

It takes so long to see the doctor about insomnia that you fall asleep in his waiting room.

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