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unique solution

I didn’t know what to do with myself. Then I got cloned.

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page numbers

They number the pages of those catalogs you get in the mail so you know which ones you’re never able to get open.

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right turn

I never know I’m going the right way till I’ve turned around three times.

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less man

You know you’re no longer man enough when your Adam’s apple has turned to applesauce.

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standing knowledge

I’m old enough to know where I stand: Behind a walker.

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timeless

Some of us can’t know what time it is after we’ve come face to face with the clock.

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hand knowledge

Unlike a lot of people, my left hand knows what my right hand is doing – laying the car keys down where neither hand will be able to find them later.

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