You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.
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less man
You know you’re no longer man enough when your Adam’s apple has turned to applesauce.
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warm attire
It gets warm enough to wear shorts. Or pants long enough for anything below the hips to be a hole.
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last laugh
Who has the last laugh is often the one who takes longest to “get” the joke.
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built for comfort
You’re built for comfort when, no matter where you are, your legs are long enough to put your feet up.
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time length
The long and short of it is that, in the short term and over the long haul, you get shortchanged.
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