They number the pages of those catalogs you get in the mail so you know which ones you’re never able to get open.
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speed check
Now that you know the speed of a snail, know that your pension check’s in the mail.
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personal recipe
Then there was the explorer being cooked in a pot in the jungle who asked the cannibal: “If I give you her address, would you send my wife the recipe I’m in?”
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post office
The post office has cut everything but its boss. The job could be done now by a postmaster corporal.
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