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January 31, 2019 · 3:40 am

air pollution

Our air pollution is as common as my artificial respiration.

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September 26, 2014 · 10:22 pm

artificial respiration

As long as it doesn’t kill me, a heart attack might be helpful. Artificial respiration would be an improvement on the air pollution where I live.

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May 1, 2014 · 5:19 pm

worst air

Our area was just named one of the most air-polluted in the U.S. We already knew that. You meet a friend eating an ice cream cone and think: is that chocolate or just look like it is?

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July 27, 2013 · 4:03 pm

CEO punishment

When Halliburton was fined $200,000 for destroying evidence about the worst oil spill in U.S. history, there was no mention of its CEO’s punishment: 20 lashes with a wet noodle.

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