Tag Archives: right

right turn

I never know I’m going the right way till I’ve turned around three times.

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correct customer

They say the customer is always right. I buy that.

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hand knowledge

Unlike a lot of people, my left hand knows what my right hand is doing – laying the car keys down where neither hand will be able to find them later.

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on the money

Some people are right on the money – the couch potatoes who are in the bathroom when you find change under the cushions.

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body of work

What profit a writer who would give his right arm to have a body of work?

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right and wrong

Maybe the only thing that’s right is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

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different profit

Any business person knows the difference between right and wrong. One is more profitable than the other.

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arbitrate difference

We used to know the difference between right and wrong. Now we take it to arbitration.

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left and right

The person who expects everyone else to get off on the right foot often has two left ones.

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right, left

Right, left. What you sometimes get for having your heart in the right place is better left unsaid.

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